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ikanreed
Sep 25, 2009
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God damnit when is whoville going to enforce their loving goddamn noise ordinance?

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ikanreed
Sep 25, 2009
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Goes around circling the word Christ in all the Christmas decorations

ikanreed
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Lazyfire posted:

This year I decided to give everyone the gift of FOLDED STEEL. Katanas for everyone!

Do you know what ruin means? A full family with mall ninja powers will save Christmas

ikanreed
Sep 25, 2009
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YeahTubaMike posted:

*puts playlist of Grandma Got Run Over by a Reindeer, Simply Having a Wonderful Christmastime, All I Want for Christmas Is You, and Dominic the Donkey on loop*

Oh hello, every local radio affiliate.

ikanreed
Sep 25, 2009
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Sorry kids, no communist revolution this year

ikanreed
Sep 25, 2009
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Don't worry, when Bitcoin hits 100k by years end we can afford presents

ikanreed
Sep 25, 2009
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You know no one talks about the real racism

ikanreed
Sep 25, 2009
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"I don't care, it's not egg nog if it doesn't have rum in it"

"What the gently caress does 'saving that bottle for the kids' mean? I already drank the other one"

ikanreed
Sep 25, 2009
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I know everyone is worried about my serial killing. And think I should stop. But you're also all worried about the environment too, right?


Well guess how I managed to save some trees by not using wrapping paper.

ikanreed
Sep 25, 2009
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Jumps off the reindeer to make it to the next platform

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ikanreed
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a peck of pickled peckers posted:

“It’s crazy how many people nowadays think that the Civil War was about slavery, when really it was just about states’ rights!”

This is baby territory. Lacks my step grandad's literal museum with display cases of "civil war and world war 2 memoriabillia" to go with it.

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