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Eat my dookie
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# ¿ Nov 30, 2021 07:06 |
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# ¿ Apr 26, 2024 15:38 |
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A guy in a trenchcoat and Gargoyle sunglasses whips around the corner, he levels two glistening Desert Eagles at your skull and rolls a toothpick from one corner of his mouth to the other. His slicked back, jet black hair sparkles as he turns his head in time with the click-clack of the two Deagles cocking. He grins by turning up the corner of his mouth and intones with a voice like ice cold snow sifting over a layer of gravel - "Got poo poo stuck up in my urethra again, gotta take a rolling pin and squarsh it down on my beefer rod until it oozes out like chocolate icing from a piping bag."
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# ¿ Dec 1, 2021 09:47 |
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Derpies posted:This threads gonna look like a cat gulag next time Gene has too many sake bombs and checks the queue Your mom
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# ¿ Dec 1, 2021 18:13 |
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Derpies posted:we dont do that here anymore! I'm trying to guarantee a Gene probe
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# ¿ Dec 1, 2021 18:20 |
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Oh wait I get it I just looked at my rapsheet lol
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# ¿ Dec 1, 2021 18:21 |