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Lil Swamp Booger Baby
Aug 1, 1981

Eat my dookie

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Lil Swamp Booger Baby
Aug 1, 1981

A guy in a trenchcoat and Gargoyle sunglasses whips around the corner, he levels two glistening Desert Eagles at your skull and rolls a toothpick from one corner of his mouth to the other. His slicked back, jet black hair sparkles as he turns his head in time with the click-clack of the two Deagles cocking. He grins by turning up the corner of his mouth and intones with a voice like ice cold snow sifting over a layer of gravel -

"Got poo poo stuck up in my urethra again, gotta take a rolling pin and squarsh it down on my beefer rod until it oozes out like chocolate icing from a piping bag."

Lil Swamp Booger Baby
Aug 1, 1981

Derpies posted:

This threads gonna look like a cat gulag next time Gene has too many sake bombs and checks the queue

Your mom

Lil Swamp Booger Baby
Aug 1, 1981

Derpies posted:

we dont do that here anymore!

I'm trying to guarantee a Gene probe

Lil Swamp Booger Baby
Aug 1, 1981

Oh wait I get it I just looked at my rapsheet lol

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