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Gene so old that the ancient Egyptian mummy voice was actually his https://youtu.be/G8qhrURrQbI
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Dec 1, 2021 22:38
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that guy is so old he went to the beach that makes you old and the beach got older!
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Dec 1, 2021 22:39
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Genesplicer so old he gave link his first sword
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Dec 1, 2021 22:39
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Ichabod Tane is so old they don't know how to embed YouTube videos.
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Dec 1, 2021 22:39
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u just wanted to post that video cuz that sound is funny
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Dec 1, 2021 22:39
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Genesplicer so old that when when an amoeba touched his mom he absorbed it and formed the comb jelly
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Dec 1, 2021 22:40
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Genesplicer so old he gave Christopher Columbus directions to miami
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Dec 1, 2021 22:40
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Genespilcer so old when he’s old af he’s old af AROUND the house
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Dec 1, 2021 22:40
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Genesplicer is so old he doesn't need a passport, nations just recognize his as a figure like Tom Bombadil and let him teach science with old timey flasks and cauldrons wherever he lays his head.
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Dec 1, 2021 22:41
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Ichabod Tane posted:Genesplicer so old he gave link his first sword 
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Genesplicer is a man who has seen many things and no doubt has much wisdom and humor to offer this entire forum and even the world
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Dec 1, 2021 22:42
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Genesplicer so old he calls Adam and Eve "youngin's"
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Dec 1, 2021 22:42
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Genesplicer so old he call the big bang "that explosion that happened when I was 32"
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Dec 1, 2021 22:43
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Genesplicer is so old young earthers and creationists cited his as a prime example evolution doesn't exist in the Scopes Trial
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SLICK GOKU BABY posted:Ichabod Tane is so old they don't know how to embed YouTube videos. Phone posting  etc etc
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Genesplicer so old he still long posts
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Dec 1, 2021 22:44
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Genesplicer so old that he told David to bring him 500 Philistine foreskins for the hand of his daughter in marriage
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Dec 1, 2021 22:44
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Genesplicer so old he knew Elizabeth I "intimately" as he calls it "a gentleman never tells" he says, with a wry smile
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Dec 1, 2021 22:45
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Genesplicer is so old he remembers giving a 6er to the first person to harness fire and not eat cold rotting meat in a cave like everyone else
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Dec 1, 2021 22:46
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Genesplicer so old his first pet was a compsognathus
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Dec 1, 2021 22:46
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Genesplicer so old he spliced the very first gene.
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Genesplicer so old that when the first homo-sapiens migrated from Africa to the mainland of Europe he told them to get off his property.
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Dec 1, 2021 22:47
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Genesplicer so old he remembers impregnating Mitochondrial Eve
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Dec 1, 2021 22:48
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Genesplicer so old he got to sit in the seniors section upfront on Noah's Ark
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Dec 1, 2021 22:48
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Gene splicer so old that he refers to the summerians as the new kids on the block
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Dec 1, 2021 22:49
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Genesplicer so old that he probed Oedipus for loving his mom.
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Dec 1, 2021 22:50
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Genesplicer is so old he has been through multiple life and death cycles of the universe and still always finds himself a mod of a dead, dying, gay, comedy forum
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Dec 1, 2021 22:51
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Genesplicer so old he chainprobes Persephone back to Hades twice a year
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Dec 1, 2021 22:51
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Genesplicer so old he can remember when Lowtax was funny
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Dec 1, 2021 22:52
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Genesplicer so old that a student asked him how can entropy be reversed and Genesplicer contemplated this question until the heat death of the universe and said "Let there be light."
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Dec 1, 2021 22:52
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Genesplicer so old when the first fish walked out of the ocean he said "there goes the neighborhood" and out his cave up for sale
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Dec 1, 2021 22:52
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Genesplicer so old that when he saw the first performance of Titus Andronicus at the Globe he immediately probated Shakespeare after hearing "Villain, I have done thy mother."
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Dec 1, 2021 22:55
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Genesplicer is so old he fondly remembers submitting the permaban request to the Athenian council over the whole "Socratic Method Gimmick"
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Dec 1, 2021 22:57
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Genesplicer so old that when homo-erectus croaked out its first syllable of spoken language he demanded it to "Speak in English."
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Dec 1, 2021 22:58
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Genesplicer so old he taught Jesus how to drive a chariot
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Dec 1, 2021 22:58
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Genesplicer so old he doesn't have any genes
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Dec 1, 2021 23:00
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Genesplicer so old that he called the grypania spiralis post-modern degeneracy.
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Dec 1, 2021 23:00
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Genesplicer so old he remembers shaking his head and muttering "What has this city come to" every time he passed Diogenes
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Dec 1, 2021 23:01
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Genesplicer so old even Cthulhu scared of gettin probed by his rear end for sayin "tuggin"
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