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Ichabod Tane
Oct 30, 2005

A most notable
coward, an infinite and endless liar, an hourly promise breaker, the owner of no one good quality.


https://youtu.be/_Ojd0BdtMBY?t=4


Gene so old that the ancient Egyptian mummy voice was actually his

https://youtu.be/G8qhrURrQbI

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Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001

~*Suck My Balls*~

Fun Shoe

weensplicer

Mozi
Apr 4, 2004

Forms change so fast
Time is moving past
Memory is smoke
Gonna get wider when I die


Nap Ghost

that guy is so old he went to the beach that makes you old and the beach got older!

Ichabod Tane
Oct 30, 2005

A most notable
coward, an infinite and endless liar, an hourly promise breaker, the owner of no one good quality.


https://youtu.be/_Ojd0BdtMBY?t=4


Genesplicer so old he gave link his first sword

SLICK GOKU BABY
Jun 12, 2001

Havin' a roni


Ichabod Tane is so old they don't know how to embed YouTube videos.

MrQwerty
Apr 15, 2003



u just wanted to post that video cuz that sound is funny

Lil Swamp Booger Baby
Aug 1, 1981



Genesplicer so old that when when an amoeba touched his mom he absorbed it and formed the comb jelly

Smugworth
Apr 18, 2003

Well, I've got brain damage on the side of my brain, and I don't know which side, left or right, where I huffed gasoline for ten long years.




Genesplicer so old he gave Christopher Columbus directions to miami

runnypoops
Mar 26, 2016

been there. done that. prove yourself to me.

Genespilcer so old when hes old af hes old af AROUND the house

Derpies
Mar 10, 2014

by sebmojo


Genesplicer is so old he doesn't need a passport, nations just recognize his as a figure like Tom Bombadil and let him teach science with old timey flasks and cauldrons wherever he lays his head.

EVERY TIME GOING
Mar 17, 2006

cant stop wont stop


Ichabod Tane posted:

Genesplicer so old he gave link his first sword

MEIN RAVEN
Oct 7, 2008

Gutentag Mein Raven



Genesplicer is a man who has seen many things and no doubt has much wisdom and humor to offer this entire forum and even the world

Seth Pecksniff
May 27, 2004

The human face is, after all, nothing more nor less than a mask.


Genesplicer so old he calls Adam and Eve "youngin's"

Smugworth
Apr 18, 2003

Well, I've got brain damage on the side of my brain, and I don't know which side, left or right, where I huffed gasoline for ten long years.




Genesplicer so old he call the big bang "that explosion that happened when I was 32"

Derpies
Mar 10, 2014

by sebmojo


Genesplicer is so old young earthers and creationists cited his as a prime example evolution doesn't exist in the Scopes Trial

Ichabod Tane
Oct 30, 2005

A most notable
coward, an infinite and endless liar, an hourly promise breaker, the owner of no one good quality.


https://youtu.be/_Ojd0BdtMBY?t=4


SLICK GOKU BABY posted:

Ichabod Tane is so old they don't know how to embed YouTube videos.

Phone posting :effort: etc etc

Ichabod Tane
Oct 30, 2005

A most notable
coward, an infinite and endless liar, an hourly promise breaker, the owner of no one good quality.


https://youtu.be/_Ojd0BdtMBY?t=4


Genesplicer so old he still long posts

Lil Swamp Booger Baby
Aug 1, 1981



Genesplicer so old that he told David to bring him 500 Philistine foreskins for the hand of his daughter in marriage

Seth Pecksniff
May 27, 2004

The human face is, after all, nothing more nor less than a mask.


Genesplicer so old he knew Elizabeth I "intimately" as he calls it

"a gentleman never tells" he says, with a wry smile

Derpies
Mar 10, 2014

by sebmojo


Genesplicer is so old he remembers giving a 6er to the first person to harness fire and not eat cold rotting meat in a cave like everyone else

Smugworth
Apr 18, 2003

Well, I've got brain damage on the side of my brain, and I don't know which side, left or right, where I huffed gasoline for ten long years.




Genesplicer so old his first pet was a compsognathus

Yaldabaoth
Oct 9, 2012

Ask me about my obsessions! I will let you know in every thread I enter.


Genesplicer so old he spliced the very first gene.

Lil Swamp Booger Baby
Aug 1, 1981



Genesplicer so old that when the first homo-sapiens migrated from Africa to the mainland of Europe he told them to get off his property.

Seth Pecksniff
May 27, 2004

The human face is, after all, nothing more nor less than a mask.


Genesplicer so old he remembers impregnating Mitochondrial Eve

Smugworth
Apr 18, 2003

Well, I've got brain damage on the side of my brain, and I don't know which side, left or right, where I huffed gasoline for ten long years.




Genesplicer so old he got to sit in the seniors section upfront on Noah's Ark

runnypoops
Mar 26, 2016

been there. done that. prove yourself to me.

Gene splicer so old that he refers to the summerians as the new kids on the block

Lil Swamp Booger Baby
Aug 1, 1981



Genesplicer so old that he probed Oedipus for loving his mom.

Derpies
Mar 10, 2014

by sebmojo


Genesplicer is so old he has been through multiple life and death cycles of the universe and still always finds himself a mod of a dead, dying, gay, comedy forum

Seth Pecksniff
May 27, 2004

The human face is, after all, nothing more nor less than a mask.


Genesplicer so old he chainprobes Persephone back to Hades twice a year

runnypoops
Mar 26, 2016

been there. done that. prove yourself to me.

Genesplicer so old he can remember when Lowtax was funny

Lil Swamp Booger Baby
Aug 1, 1981



Genesplicer so old that a student asked him how can entropy be reversed and Genesplicer contemplated this question until the heat death of the universe and said "Let there be light."

Smugworth
Apr 18, 2003

Well, I've got brain damage on the side of my brain, and I don't know which side, left or right, where I huffed gasoline for ten long years.




Genesplicer so old when the first fish walked out of the ocean he said "there goes the neighborhood" and out his cave up for sale

Lil Swamp Booger Baby
Aug 1, 1981



Genesplicer so old that when he saw the first performance of Titus Andronicus at the Globe he immediately probated Shakespeare after hearing "Villain, I have done thy mother."

Derpies
Mar 10, 2014

by sebmojo


Genesplicer is so old he fondly remembers submitting the permaban request to the Athenian council over the whole "Socratic Method Gimmick"

Lil Swamp Booger Baby
Aug 1, 1981



Genesplicer so old that when homo-erectus croaked out its first syllable of spoken language he demanded it to "Speak in English."

Smugworth
Apr 18, 2003

Well, I've got brain damage on the side of my brain, and I don't know which side, left or right, where I huffed gasoline for ten long years.




Genesplicer so old he taught Jesus how to drive a chariot

Colonel Cancer
Sep 26, 2015

Tune into the fireplace channel, you absolute buffoon

Genesplicer so old he doesn't have any genes

Lil Swamp Booger Baby
Aug 1, 1981



Genesplicer so old that he called the grypania spiralis post-modern degeneracy.

Seth Pecksniff
May 27, 2004

The human face is, after all, nothing more nor less than a mask.


Genesplicer so old he remembers shaking his head and muttering "What has this city come to" every time he passed Diogenes

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Smugworth
Apr 18, 2003

Well, I've got brain damage on the side of my brain, and I don't know which side, left or right, where I huffed gasoline for ten long years.




Genesplicer so old even Cthulhu scared of gettin probed by his rear end for sayin "tuggin"

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