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Genesplicer is so old he doesn't need a passport, nations just recognize his as a figure like Tom Bombadil and let him teach science with old timey flasks and cauldrons wherever he lays his head.
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Genesplicer is so old young earthers and creationists cited his as a prime example evolution doesn't exist in the Scopes Trial
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Dec 1, 2021 22:43
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Genesplicer is so old he remembers giving a 6er to the first person to harness fire and not eat cold rotting meat in a cave like everyone else
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Dec 1, 2021 22:46
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Genesplicer is so old he has been through multiple life and death cycles of the universe and still always finds himself a mod of a dead, dying, gay, comedy forum
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Dec 1, 2021 22:51
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Genesplicer is so old he fondly remembers submitting the permaban request to the Athenian council over the whole "Socratic Method Gimmick"
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Dec 1, 2021 22:57
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Genesplicer is so old he remembers chastising the first tool using apes for tossing out a perfectly good piece of flint that was just “chipped a little bit and still good”
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Dec 2, 2021 01:15
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genesplicer is so old he was the guy who wrote the part of leviticus that was really against tugging and then spent 500 years in theological debate to make sure it made it in the original bible
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Dec 2, 2021 01:23
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Genesplicer is so loving old ever Rodney Dangerfield tugs his tie and goes WOW! OLD!
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Dec 2, 2021 01:25
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Genesplicer is so drat old he laments the “Good property value” earth lost to the moon when that proto planet hit young earth
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Dec 2, 2021 01:27
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Genesplicer is so old he invented the circumcising’ to try and keep people to even for a brief period to stop tuggin’ and even made sure it became the basis of all abhramic religions and yet, We be here tuggin’
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Dec 2, 2021 01:29
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Genesplicer is so old he perma banned the dinosaurs for reasons that are still unclear
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Dec 2, 2021 01:31
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Gene is so old he is fluent in Etruscan but won’t let anyone else know or record the language until those drat heathens vacate the Tiber
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Dec 2, 2021 01:40
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Genesplicer is so old he scoffs at what we think magnetic north is
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Dec 2, 2021 02:09
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Genesplicer is so old he remembers how the primordial soup tasted and is such an angry mod because no one’s gotten the seasoning right in billions of years
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Dec 2, 2021 04:30
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Genesplicer is so old he remembers when things were still manufactured in America, before homosapiens crossed the Bering Strait and started outsourcing everything
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Dec 2, 2021 07:25
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God said let there be light and Gene said who the duck do you think is paying for that, because he is old and old people frequently complain about power bills
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Dec 2, 2021 08:04
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Genesplicer is so old he gave the Rosetta Stone a sixer with the reason being “We speak English here”
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Dec 2, 2021 19:17
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Genesplicer is so old he probed the cavemen who drew in that cave in France because the image wasn’t cursed enough
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Dec 2, 2021 19:54
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Genesplicer is so old he considers white Nordic people “The Non Coloureds”
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Dec 2, 2021 22:46
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The 7th day “God” rested was actually a 24 hour prob Gene gave him for using the R word to describe his more half assed R worded creations, like Canadians.
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Dec 2, 2021 22:51
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Genesplicer is so old he is happy the continents drifted apart because all the other elder people made fun of how his fat mom occupied all the protolandmasses at once, like a four corners of all the continents solely taken up by her corpulence
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Dec 2, 2021 22:57
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Genesplicer is so old he taught the Freemasons about right angles.
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Dec 3, 2021 23:13
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Genesplicer is so old he considers non molten rock to be presumptuous
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Dec 4, 2021 00:46
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Genesplicer is so old he has actually heard me finish explaining the waistband trick (USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)
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Dec 5, 2021 02:48
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genesplicer is so old he attempted the waistband trick in his youthb after hearing legends of it and now is leading a guerilla campaign for eons to suppress knowledge of it through wizards, magi, and other folk
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Dec 5, 2021 09:21
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Genesplicer is so old he knows where the entwives are but gets off on probing the ents for tuggin so won’t tell them the location.
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Dec 5, 2021 20:06
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Genesplicer is so old when Ilvutar started singing and weaving the story of existence into being he was already well into his emo phase and caused much discordance
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Dec 5, 2021 21:25
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Genesplicer is so old he has strong opinions about the forward pass
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Dec 7, 2021 03:54
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Genesplicer is so old he remembers the original release of the Double Decker taco from Taco Bell.
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Dec 11, 2021 21:10
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Genesplicer is so old her remembers the war on saturnalia
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Dec 25, 2021 13:45
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Merry tugmas even to really old grumpy man Genesplicer !
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Dec 25, 2021 18:29
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