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OnlyMans The hangout app for meeting fellow cockles in London. OnlyBrands A self-help group for insecure people who express themselves with logos? Or a dating app for managers of corporate Twitter Ccounts? |
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OKBoomr The dating app for when a Minion expresses your true self and you want a date who'll applaud you not leaving a tip as service in the packed chain restaurant was slow. |
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StudStation App for asexual people who want to make children through icky intercourse. |
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FlakyDate Application for people that don't actually have the time for or interest in dating and will both cancel at the last minute and never reschedule but want to be able to talk about dating apps eith people at work or have something like "Yeah I might go out with this one guy..." with friends so you're not excluded from the conversation. |
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Dec 6, 2021 20:01
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MonsterMate App for people who are truly terrifying. Or an app for people really into energy drinks. Are they the same thing? |
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Dec 6, 2021 20:02
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DateMyDaughter App for fathers to screen potential dates for their princess and the woman who want to make sure a potential so gets along with her parents right at the start. Man I've been conned so many times on that app. More often then not the person messaging has no interest in my daughter and just wants to hear some dad jokes. I've even been catfished by a "35/engineer/gentleman" who turned put to be a 21 year old straight woman just wanting help fixing her AC. |
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NeedEmOut Like DateMyDaughter except it's wealthy parents of neckbeards who promise to shower a gal with gifts and affection if she can somehow get Brad to move into his own apartment OR EVEN JUST LEAVE THE HOUSE ONCE IN A WHILE. |
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Dec 6, 2021 20:08
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Pffft. You kids and your computers. In my day an "app" was the plate of breadsticks they provided the table at the Olive Garden. And we didn't need to plan elaborate dates with people we've never met irl. We had a hole in the wall of the bathroom. At the Olive Garden. It was very convenient and another thing you Millenials ruined. |
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Cagr app for fans of Nic Cage. |
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Prurient Squid posted:Succour. An app that finds weary travellers a warm inn on inclement nights on short notice. GasGrAss A dating app to meet long distance truckers who cannot change the rules when it comes to getting a ride. |
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