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Me and Steve were waiting in line for The Raptor and heard Chris blew chunks on The Mantis. He ate a whole bag of sour patch kids and barfed on the last loop-dee-loop and it all went down the front of him and into his shoes. He wasn't even tall enough to ride but he lied about his height by standing on the back of his shoes and got on that's probably why he spewed. His parents are Mormon he's probably gonna be in trouble because he's not supposed to even be allowed sour patch kids. He had to take a shower in the bathroom and now he has to spend the next 3 hours on the bus waiting for everyone with Ms Beckert the volunteer teachers aide because he didn't bring a spare set of clothes.
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Mike R said that his parents are going to sue the school
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SLICK GOKU BABY posted:drat OP. This is quite an amazing story. Can you tell the bit about time travel where you went to where the ride was still called The Mantis and you had to stand up and abort your future kids? Stop trying to sound smart you fartknocker
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SLICK GOKU BABY posted:What? I want the time travel bits. gently caress you OP. Short version? Fine. Got big into MTG back in the day and became obsessed with collecting rare cards, fast forward im a bitcoin legend. Just so happens I have acces to a device that lets you travel back in time for 15 minutes to a conversation between two 6th grade boys on an end of year school trip to Cedar Point, Americas Roller Coast and home of Real Thrills. Hth bitch.
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EorayMel posted:I was cruising out to taco bell and I noticed that the car in front of us had a dominoes shark fin on top, so I started to tail gate him like crazy and flash my brights and honk the horn. Me and jerry were laughing our brains out. We got to a stop light and there was no one coming so I pulled into the oncoming lane and up beside him. Jerry started to point and laugh at the dominoes kid, so I joined in too. We started to yell stuff like, what`s up bitch, what`s up you little piece of poo poo. The kid looked like he was still in high school and was terrified. We yelled at him some more , i was laughing so hard i puked in my lap, then jerry leaned way out the window and started banging on the side of his car, like im gonna beat the poo poo out of you, then the kid ran the red light and drove away. I tried to chase after him but forgot that I was in park so the engine just revved out hard core and I was like, gently caress. The dog (still 420 super blazed) was kicking back in the passenger seat eating a chalupa Lolwut
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Lil Swamp Booger Baby posted:I just got sudden tinnitus in my left ear Woah me too
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