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 Welcome to the Formula 1 off season, where you can either complain that the euros stole another thing from Britain or that the cheaty Mercedes lost because they were dumb as gently caress at making safety car calls. Here’s some other items of interest we can discuss in the off season: 1. I guess there’s new cars next year or whatever, this sounds like a prime opportunity for the great Scuderia Ferrari to return to greatness and expose how all the fraudulent british teams have been cheating in the hybrid era 2. Paul Verhoeven's erotic nun film Benedetta which is about a young girl’s sexual awakening inside a renessiance era nun covenant. Personally I found it very moving and surprisingly relevant commentary on the modern age we live in. 3. That epic Succession season finale where you basically saw people’s metaphorical throats get cut on screen in the last minute lol 4. Air Fryers: What’s a good one I should buy? And should I wait till after Christmas to get one on clearance 5. Apple Watches: Good value for money? I’m currently considering getting one #EssereFerrari #KeepFightingMichael #StrollSquad Discord link if you're into that sort of thing: https://discord.com/invite/yPHASxB https://i.imgur.com/M7LigkM.mp4  Amazing off-season content: Powershift posted:I think i misunderstood the assignment Lucasar posted:I work at a call centre and recently I've been getting bored between calls and doodling on my post-it notes. I doodled the entire F1 2021 roster (minus Kubica). I hardly ever post here because I never watch anything live but I enjoy reading the thread. So to contribute (and debase myself), please enjoy my lovely post-it note drawings of all the drivers. Ocon turned out the derpiest, I even screwed up writing his name. Russell turned out the funniest. I found it very difficult to make Raikonnen look like himself so I just stuffed him in a hat and glasses and that did the trick. Mazepin is a featureless egg. Schumacher I just gave a long neck and blond hair to and hoped that, plus process of elimination, would make him recognizable. Sainz Jr is the most unintentionally ugly, and not a good likeness really, but I was strangely drawn to the intense expression on his face so I decided to keep him that way. Probably Seb is the one I am least happy with but whatever. I hope they bring a chuckle. Merry Christmas, worst thread.
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People who have opinions about F1 are definitely the same people who won’t shut the gently caress up about Succession.
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Dec 13, 2021 16:15
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Since I'm still unlapping myself I might as well post here that Apple is garbage and Ferrari is as if not more garbage and are Lando issa gud boi.
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Dec 13, 2021 16:16
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I played the Official 2021 F1™ Racing Game as Max and couldn't stop crashing. Is this by design?
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McLaren are poo poo.
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where is idiot race
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Carrier posted:where is idiot race They're called the Dutch
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Much like Lewis, I was too slow across the line in the last thread, so I'll repost here: Is there a consensus on why our beloved papaya boys faded down the stretch and lost to the dishonest Ferraris? It's because they cheated, right?
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ABen posted:Much like Lewis, I was too slow across the line in the last thread, so I'll repost here: Lando got a puncture because Pirelli are pulling the strings. Ricci Dani is a fraud
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Feels Villeneuve posted:McLaren are poo poo.
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Dec 13, 2021 16:20
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4. No it will just take up useless space. 5. No only buy official F1 sponsor watches. How long do we have to wait until preseason testing again?
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Max is a fraud WDC and Benedetta was a decent movie.
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Dec 13, 2021 16:22
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Excited to see how long it takes Big Guanyu to start outqualifying his teammate next year. 3 races? Maybe less?
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Feels Villeneuve posted:McLaren are poo poo. McLaren are the poo poo
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lmfao looking at the F1 schedule it looks like the F1 season opener will be the week my 3 weeks of vacation/paternity leave (tentatively) ends.
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ABen posted:Much like Lewis, I was too slow across the line in the last thread, so I'll repost here: Feels Villeneuve posted:McLaren are poo poo.
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Dec 13, 2021 16:29
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Also, and this cannot be overstated, Zak Brown Hack Clown.
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lol i will add some stuff to the OP also.... welcome to offseason 
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Pragmatica posted:lol i will add some stuff to the OP at least it's a comically short one this year
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Is this thread aware that there is a race event in Zolder (Belgian Limburg, close to the Dutch border, approximately 13 km from where Max was born) called "race wars" ? It was postponed in 2020 and 2021 for obvious reasons (cash is not king at race wars, it appears) but it never fails to make me lol 
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Red Bull sponsoring a race war? Checks out.
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I hope Max takes the WDC trophy everywhere he goes, like Are Rossie did just to rub it in Lewis's nose
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Aw, we probably won't get Toto or Chrissie-Chris shouting at Massi to try and influence him next year. Lame. Drama aeternalis.
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Deltasquid posted:Is this thread aware that there is a race event in Zolder (Belgian Limburg, close to the Dutch border, approximately 13 km from where Max was born) called "race wars" ? "Babes"
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Theophany posted:"Babes" Yeah this event of the ages still has grid girls
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Deltasquid posted:Yeah this event of the ages still has grid girls Think of Europeans as your racist grandfather that you try to selectively ignore at Thanksgiving.
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Residency Evil posted:Think of Europeans as your racist grandfather that you try to selectively ignore at Thanksgiving. *the Dutch** **Dutch Australians are somehow even worse than the Dutch Dutch though.
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I for one can’t wait for the Drive to Survive finale taking a swerve into legal drama.
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Notable fact about 2021 that Ferrari were not involved in the F1 title fight, they were in F1.5. And also didn't win it.
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Rev. Dr. Moses P. Lester posted:Notable fact about 2021 that Ferrari were not involved in the F1 title fight, they were in F1.5. And also didn't win it. It's so Scud fans can get their hopes up that 2022 will be the year, for real this time, because they spent all their resources for the future and not the car they put out last year.
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I stop posting in F1 threads for a year and the worst drivers in the history of Grand Prix Motor Racing, Lewis Hamilton and Max Verstappen finish 1-2. I must not let this happen again.
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I can finally stop pretending to support Mercedes and go back to my one true love, kissing a framed photo of Zak Brown.
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sad that frank williams wont be alive to see his team return to its former glory and absolutely dominate the championship with a canadian driver in 2022
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the drive to survive episode about abu dhabi will be from the vantage of lance stroll, detailing his battles against 4x WDC Sebastian Vettel the final ten minutes will be hurried shot of the last safety car restart, people reacting to trackside monitors, and a bunch of paperwork this is not a joke
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Feels Villeneuve posted:I stop posting in F1 threads for a year and the worst drivers in the history of Grand Prix Motor Racing, Lewis Hamilton and Max Verstappen finish 1-2. I must not let this happen again. who is the best im new e: JAY ZERO SUM GAME posted:the drive to survive episode about abu dhabi will be from the vantage of lance stroll, detailing his battles against 4x WDC Sebastian Vettel no the final ten minutes will be lewis sadly spraying champagne on max's back on a loop and it will win some kind of award
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