Is slapping butts good or bad for the butts themselves?

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Do you like butt slaps?
	Yes
	No

Big Scary Owl: Oct 1, 2014; by Fluffdaddy

I like slapping butts but I heard that it can cause stretch marks is this true? Also, do you like butt slaps

# ? Dec 25, 2021 02:23

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# ? May 3, 2024 16:01

Alucard: Mar 11, 2002; Pillbug

# ? Dec 25, 2021 02:26

MakaVillian: Aug 16, 2003; Well, in Whoville they say - that his tiny hands grew three sizes that day.

It keeps them in shape and knowing what's expected of them

# ? Dec 25, 2021 02:27

Seth Pecksniff: May 27, 2004; can't believe shrek is fucking dead. rip to a real one.

Alucard posted:

Me whenever I see my SO's rear end (I do not have an SO right now)

# ? Dec 25, 2021 02:33

BAGS FLY AT NOON: Apr 6, 2011; A Soft Nylon Bag

I like my balls slapped OP

# ? Dec 25, 2021 02:40

SLICK GOKU BABY: Jun 12, 2001; Hey Hey Let's Go! 喧嘩する
大切な物を protect my balls

I like slapping butts and I can not lie
You other posters can't deny

# ? Dec 25, 2021 02:40

Nelson Mandingo: Mar 27, 2005

It's good for my hand.

# ? Dec 25, 2021 02:45

bossy lady: Jul 9, 1983

I prefer to do a low forward confirm into super on the rear end

# ? Dec 25, 2021 03:32

Applewhite: Aug 16, 2014; by vyelkin; Nap Ghost

A girl slapped my butt once at a party. It was one of the happiest days of my life.

# ? Dec 25, 2021 03:45

Cyril Sneer: Aug 8, 2004; Life would be simple in the forest except for Cyril Sneer. And his life would be simple except for The Raccoons.

Applewhite posted:

A girl slapped my butt once at a party. It was one of the happiest days of my life.

Wait till you find a girl who'll slap your front butt

# ? Dec 25, 2021 03:47

TontoCorazon: Aug 18, 2007

Physically should be fine, mentally, not so much. Get permission before slapping a butt op

# ? Dec 25, 2021 04:22

Fashionable Jorts: Jan 18, 2010; Maybe if I'm busy it could keep me from you

Alucard posted:

Oh no.

# ? Dec 25, 2021 05:20

sigher: Apr 22, 2008; My guiding Moonlight...

Great way to assert dominance. My cheeks is raw.

# ? Dec 25, 2021 05:21

Chrs: Sep 21, 2015

You have to be careful or you might put a crack in it

# ? Dec 25, 2021 09:32

Dumb Sex-Parrot: Dec 25, 2020

Do you mean, like, with a hand at a social get-together, or with a ping pong bat at another type of social get-together??

# ? Dec 25, 2021 09:58

Justa Dandelion: Nov 27, 2020; [sobbing] Look at the circles under my eyes. I haven't slept in weeks!

Dumb Sex-Parrot posted:

Do you mean, like, with a hand at a social get-together, or with a ping pong bat at another type of social get-together??

Yes.

# ? Dec 25, 2021 10:06

Zeluth: May 12, 2001; by Fluffdaddy

This stuff doesn't pass anymore.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JSAPDwCa6Y8

# ? Dec 25, 2021 11:11

Bogus Adventure: Jan 11, 2017; More like "Bulges Adventure"

# ? Dec 25, 2021 11:21

flubber nuts: Oct 5, 2005

Alucard posted:

does the hand turn into cum?

# ? Dec 25, 2021 12:03

Milo and POTUS: Sep 3, 2017; I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?

Bogus Adventure posted:

Her butt is fake iirc

# ? Dec 25, 2021 17:27

Meme Poker Party: Sep 1, 2006; by Azathoth

# ? Dec 25, 2021 17:47

goochtit: Nov 2, 2021

Bogus Adventure posted:

# ? Dec 25, 2021 18:17

spooky ghost: Feb 11, 2020; Lipstick Apathy

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Erotic_spanking#Spanking:_Molecular_mechanisms

:redass:

It's fine, but don't get addicted.

# ? Dec 25, 2021 18:22

Dumb Sex-Parrot: Dec 25, 2020

Cats love to get spanked too
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1SF7G9UjVi0

# ? Dec 25, 2021 18:26

Ad by Khad: Jul 25, 2007; Human Garbage
Watch me try to laugh this title off like the dickbag I am.
I also hang out with racists.

good for my butt and good for my brain

now thats what i call multitasking

# ? Dec 25, 2021 18:38

Dixville: Nov 4, 2008; I don't think!; Ham Wrangler

spooky ghost posted:

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Erotic_spanking#Spanking:_Molecular_mechanisms

It's fine, but don't get addicted.

Wow i never thought i would see spanking described in the nerdiest way possible. Thanks Wikipedia!
Also you can see that guys balls lol

# ? Dec 25, 2021 19:38

BigBadSteve: Apr 29, 2009

Alucard posted:

Is that a plucked chicken being spanked? If it's a human butt the rear end in a top hat has been stretched out a treat.

# ? Dec 25, 2021 20:24

Milo and POTUS: Sep 3, 2017; I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?

goochtit posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-KMI4J3ibcw

its fake

# ? Dec 25, 2021 22:38

sigher: Apr 22, 2008; My guiding Moonlight...

BIG TIT LIL NIP posted:

does the hand turn into cum?

Cum is stored in the hand.

# ? Dec 26, 2021 02:45

Bogus Adventure: Jan 11, 2017; More like "Bulges Adventure"

Milo and POTUS posted:

Her butt is fake iirc

So is hers:

# ? Dec 26, 2021 03:10

I. M. Gei: Jun 26, 2005; CHIEFS

BITCH

spooky ghost posted:

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Erotic_spanking#Spanking:_Molecular_mechanisms

It's fine, but don't get addicted.

Today I learned that "epigenetics" is a word, and that a person's beliefs and how they are raised can literally turn both their DNA and their children's DNA sour.

So basically my theory that white conservative rednecks are genetically-inferior untermenschen might actually have a factual basis.

# ? Dec 26, 2021 03:43

Nooner: Mar 26, 2011; AN A+ OPSTER (:

I'm still tryna figure this one out OP, anyone have any new research on the subject?

# ? Jan 12, 2023 08:01

Big Scary Owl: Oct 1, 2014; by Fluffdaddy

Nooner posted:

I'm still tryna figure this one out OP, anyone have any new research on the subject?

Wtf I didn't even remember about this thread

# ? Jan 12, 2023 14:58

Milo and POTUS: Sep 3, 2017; I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?

Is dementia good or bad for the ops themselves?

# ? Jan 12, 2023 15:03