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Tomorrow at 11 am I'll get an all-star with grits, white toast, eggs over medium, sausage, and an extra side of sausage. Also a diet coke.
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Good on you if you have families and presents and happiness on Christmas Morning but some of us have only hangovers and Waffle House
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Dec 25, 2021 06:31
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no bacon, country or city ham, or bert's best chili smh
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Dec 25, 2021 08:09
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never been to waf hous heard good things apparently im supposed to go while extremely hammered?
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Dec 25, 2021 08:14
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I've heard sex can involve being smothered and covered like Waffle House hash-browns but I never had hash-browns before. Can anyone corroborate??
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Dec 25, 2021 08:21
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I went to waffle house once in 2007. I'm a changed man.
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Dec 25, 2021 08:25
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Do they sell chicken? I'm dressing up a cow as a lama.
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Dec 25, 2021 12:37
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I miss Waffle House. There’s nothing like going to WH after lovely punk shows for coffee and cigarettes at 2 AM.
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Dec 25, 2021 13:00
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Every Waffle House I have ever been in can be broadly described as 'Cowboys and Outpatients".
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Dec 25, 2021 13:36
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Go into the forest, drink a liter of grain alcohol and scream at the sky. That's how we do it around here. Edit: that is what we call "going to Waffle House" around here sorry I should have been clearer.
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Dec 25, 2021 14:16
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if Tammy with the simpsons' makeup gun blaster face paint job isn't serving you, it's a lovely waffle house. E: also acceptable- Tammi
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Dec 25, 2021 14:19
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I did it. I did the thing. I ate the meal. Now my guts are roiling with the Christmas spirit.
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Dec 25, 2021 20:17
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Chinatown posted:never been to waf hous Going to one at 2am after you've been traveling all day and are forced into an unplanned layover with a flight in 6 hours is also acceptable.
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Dec 25, 2021 20:23
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Merry tugmas waffle crew
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Dec 25, 2021 20:46
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The waitresses in there are like nurses that did a couple tours in 'nam
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Dec 25, 2021 20:50
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There was one waitress in 5he one closest to downtown and every time you go in there she'd be dancing a little bit and it turned out she was on molly 25/7
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Dec 25, 2021 20:51
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https://mobile.twitter.com/MrGeorge...ingawful.com%2F
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Dec 25, 2021 20:52
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I went to one in Norfolk VA and when I got there there was a cop posted up and all of the booths were roped off with crime scene tape and it turned out that there had just been a shooting. But they were still serving food
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Dec 25, 2021 20:54
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is it customary to bring the waffle house employees gifts on this day?
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Dec 25, 2021 20:54
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Just tip a poo poo ton
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Dec 25, 2021 21:00
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Waffle House doesn't exist near me so I bought a MONSTER SIZE slim jim from 7-Eleven.
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Dec 25, 2021 21:09
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hell astro course posted:is it customary to bring the waffle house employees gifts on this day? Yes; the greatest gift is to put $10 in the jukebox and select “Waffle House family” as many times as you can afford.
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Dec 25, 2021 21:14
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Get the patty melt
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Dec 25, 2021 21:15
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Smugworth posted:Get the patty melt  Do. Not. Order. The Patty Melt.
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Dec 25, 2021 21:32
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I went to one I'd never been to before and it only had three booths. Three booths! That's tinier than I've ever seen.
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Dec 26, 2021 02:44
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The Scientist posted:There was one waitress in 5he one closest to downtown and every time you go in there she'd be dancing a little bit and it turned out she was on molly 25/7 Seems like she was living her best life.
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Dec 26, 2021 03:00
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Teriyaki Hairpiece posted:I went to one I'd never been to before and it only had three booths. Three booths! That's tinier than I've ever seen. They've this alot bc of covid
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Dec 26, 2021 03:45
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The Scientist posted:I went to one in Norfolk VA and when I got there there was a cop posted up and all of the booths were roped off with crime scene tape and it turned out that there had just been a shooting. But they were still serving food Oh poo poo, I had a dream like this once except more extreme because the body was still in the restaurant and covered in a tarp. Given the state of America, it would surprise me if a Waffle House did go that far.
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Dec 26, 2021 03:50
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Teriyaki Hairpiece posted:Tomorrow at 11 am I'll get an all-star with grits, white toast, eggs over medium, sausage, and an extra side of sausage. Also a diet coke. The diet coke makes it a wholesome, healthy meal
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Dec 26, 2021 03:55
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Postin from waffle house rn
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Dec 26, 2021 04:11
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Brother Tadger posted:Yes; the greatest gift is to put $10 in the jukebox and select “Waffle House family” as many times as you can afford. I prefer Raisins in my Toast https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N_LnuPFnJXY
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Dec 26, 2021 04:31
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my personal waffle house experiences told me that waffle house is not nearly as hosed up as people would have you believe. It's kinda dirty and there are some stoned/drunk/sleepy people there and they have some honestly pretty good vanilla tasting waffles but everything else is pretty bad and it's cheap and that's about it. It's never been some insane circus sideshow in my times there.
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Dec 26, 2021 04:51
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WILDTURKEY101 posted:my personal waffle house experiences told me that waffle house is not nearly as hosed up as people would have you believe. It's kinda dirty and there are some stoned/drunk/sleepy people there and they have some honestly pretty good vanilla tasting waffles but everything else is pretty bad and it's cheap and that's about it. It's never been some insane circus sideshow in my times there. Sir this is a dennys. 
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Dec 26, 2021 05:03
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Happy tugmas
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Dec 26, 2021 05:25
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sits stunned, dumbfounded, for hours, staring into the abyss because white castles was closed today
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Dec 26, 2021 06:18
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WILDTURKEY101 posted:my personal waffle house experiences told me that waffle house is not nearly as hosed up as people would have you believe. It's kinda dirty and there are some stoned/drunk/sleepy people there and they have some honestly pretty good vanilla tasting waffles but everything else is pretty bad and it's cheap and that's about it. It's never been some insane circus sideshow in my times there. Well, let me tell you... if you can't find the circus low life individual at your waffle house... you might need a mirror.
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Dec 26, 2021 06:32
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I went to panda express it was gross
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Dec 26, 2021 06:43
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Whoops I ended up at Waifu House
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Dec 26, 2021 06:54
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WILDTURKEY101 posted:my personal waffle house experiences told me that waffle house is not nearly as hosed up as people would have you believe. It's kinda dirty and there are some stoned/drunk/sleepy people there and they have some honestly pretty good vanilla tasting waffles but everything else is pretty bad and it's cheap and that's about it. It's never been some insane circus sideshow in my times there. I like the Awful because I can see the whole kitchen and know my mediocre food is prepared in a clean place.
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Szyznyk posted:I like the Awful because I can see the whole kitchen and know my mediocre food is prepared in a clean place. Yeah Waffle House is like a studio apartment you're mostly not allowed to sleep in
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