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Aishlinn
Mar 31, 2011

This might hurt a bit..


Waltzing Along posted:

OP respond to my post so I can un-bookmark this thread.

By the way, I live near the (a?) Jelly belly factory.

does it smell like a diseased foot? There was a candy factory on the way to my friends house growing up and it smelled unbelievably bad.

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William Henry Hairytaint
Oct 29, 2011



Waltzing Along posted:

What is Bull *********?

Nine asterisks is a kinda long word. OP please clear this up.

Bullhonkeeeey

Mozi
Apr 4, 2004

Forms change so fast
Time is moving past
Memory is smoke
Gonna get wider when I die
Nap Ghost


these are really good but i can't eat sour candy much anymore, hurts my teeth :(

Waltzing Along
Jun 14, 2008

There's only one
Human race
Many faces
Everybody belongs here

yer not the OP and honkeeeey isn't a word.

it should be, though

Dixville
Nov 4, 2008

I don't think!
Ham Wrangler

Aishlinn posted:

does it smell like a diseased foot? There was a candy factory on the way to my friends house growing up and it smelled unbelievably bad.

Huh. I wonder if it's a better or worse smell than being near a paper factory. My grandma lived near one of those and it always smelled like farts.

Stalizard
Aug 11, 2006

Have I got a headache!

Aardvark! posted:

anyone ever try Chupa Chups??? Spanish lollipops in ice cream flavors. delish




do they make these in pear flavor

Aishlinn
Mar 31, 2011

This might hurt a bit..


Dixville posted:

Huh. I wonder if it's a better or worse smell than being near a paper factory. My grandma lived near one of those and it always smelled like farts.

it's worse. it's way, way worse. imagine a full port-a-potty was set on fire.

goochtit
Nov 2, 2021



Aardvark! posted:

anyone ever try Chupa Chups??? Spanish lollipops in ice cream flavors. delish




drat i'd forgotten about these, they're great

Funky See Funky Do
Aug 20, 2013
STILL TRYING HARD

Knormal
Nov 11, 2001

DeadFatDuckFat posted:

I like buying the Belly Flops, the irregular shaped ones they've discarded. DEALS

Aishlinn posted:

:hmmyes: a buck a bag and they're the same flavor just slightly lumpy. whats not to like
Sometimes you get one that's like 90% shell with just a bit of gummy in the middle and it's rather off-putting. Like a big weird Nerds. But not off-putting enough that it cancels out the other benefits. Sadly I can't find Belly Flops around me anymore.

Waltzing Along posted:

OP respond to my post so I can un-bookmark this thread.

By the way, I live near the (a?) Jelly belly factory.
Fairfield, CA? That's the main HQ, but they might have other factories.

chaosbreather
Dec 9, 2001

Wry and wise,
but also very sexual.

thats weird i think they're bullshit because the company and CEO is publically anti trans and anti gay and publically gives money to fascist funds trying to hurt kids

Abongination
Aug 18, 2010

Life, it's the shit that happens while you're waiting for moments that never come.
Pillbug


Cola flavour is best, you're welcome

Big Beef City
Aug 15, 2013

I was never a huge chupa chup fan.
They're not bad or anything I just never really got down.

precision
May 7, 2006

by VideoGames

numberoneposter posted:

sounds like someone got

BEAN-BOOZLED!!!

:grin:

YOU'RE MOTHER

The Anime Liker
Aug 8, 2009

by VideoGames
Necco Wafers, Bottle Caps, Good & Plenty, Mary Jane, Bit O Honey, Alexander the Grape, Lemonheads, Dots, Crows, Spice Gums, saltwater taffy, and chocolate covered peanuts.

These are the only good candies.

Big Beef City
Aug 15, 2013

Christ are you 1000 years old

Funky See Funky Do
Aug 20, 2013
STILL TRYING HARD

A GLISTENING HODOR posted:

Necco Wafers, Bottle Caps, Good & Plenty, Mary Jane, Bit O Honey, Alexander the Grape, Lemonheads, Dots, Crows, Spice Gums, saltwater taffy, and chocolate covered peanuts.

These are the only good candies.

Candies or made up drugs in an 80s teen drama?

The Anime Liker
Aug 8, 2009

by VideoGames

Big Beef City posted:

Christ are you 1000 years old

Yes

Wendigee
Jul 19, 2004

Peppermint saltwater is dangerous around me I can't stop eating that poo poo

Big Beef City
Aug 15, 2013

Mamba are good, those are essentially salt water taffy, in spirit. I guess maybe closer to a starburst

Crusty Nutsack
Apr 21, 2005

SUCK LASER, COPPERS


Aardvark! posted:

Tutti Fruiti ftw

those are my favorite and I figured I was the only one

pink with rainbow splotches ftw

Guildenstern Mother
Mar 31, 2010

Why walk when you can ride?
All this talk about old people candy got me thinking about bit o'honey

Wendigee
Jul 19, 2004

I like candy corn :twisted:

Raged
Jul 21, 2003

A revolution of beats

Wendigee posted:

I like candy corn :twisted:

And that's why you will never be loved

precision
May 7, 2006

by VideoGames

Funky See Funky Do posted:

Candies or made up drugs in an 80s teen drama?

BIT O HONEY is what i call my morning shot of horse

HenryJLittlefinger
Jan 31, 2010

stomp clap


gonna get myself a nice little bag of horehound candy and maybe a pack of clove gum as a treat

Chief McHeath
Apr 23, 2002

The existence of jelly bellys implies the existence of jelly backs, and therefore jelly arms, jelly legs, jelly hips, jelly hands, jelly feet, jelly necks and jelly heads

Poohs Packin
Jan 13, 2019

In straya there are "musk sticks" which have a horrible name and suck balls

mlnhd
Jun 4, 2002

you can combine them to make them taste like wine i guess

precision
May 7, 2006

by VideoGames
why the gently caress is that chocolate bean SIDEWAYS

Cheesus
Oct 17, 2002

Let us retract the foreskin of ignorance and apply the wirebrush of enlightenment.
Yam Slacker

Aardvark! posted:

Tutti Fruiti ftw
This man wins the thread.

Snowy
Oct 6, 2010

A man whose blood
Is very snow-broth;
One who never feels
The wanton stings and
Motions of the sense



DeadFatDuckFat posted:

I like buying the Belly Flops, the irregular shaped ones they've discarded. DEALS

I had never heard of these and now I want them

Just coconut and popcorn

precision
May 7, 2006

by VideoGames
wait

WAIT

so belly flops... these are the same ting. they're just the same thing. theyre jelly bellys! at haf the price

you loving capitalist ASSHOLES are paying LITERALLY DOUBLE for LITERALLY NO REASON lmao mao mao

Jelly
Feb 11, 2004

Ask me about my STD collection!

A GLISTENING HODOR posted:

Necco Wafers, Bottle Caps, Good & Plenty, Mary Jane, Bit O Honey, Alexander the Grape, Lemonheads, Dots, Crows, Spice Gums, saltwater taffy, and chocolate covered peanuts.

These are the only good candies.

Ah, a man of culture.

Bottle Caps are the best candy in existence, and I do not appreciate all these dumb stores who don't carry them. I refuse to shop at locations that alienate their customers in such a way.

precision
May 7, 2006

by VideoGames
it's like how the weed store has :airquote: PREMIUM FLOWE :arquote: at $60 an 1/8 and then tye exact same strain is $40 for "POPCORN NUGS" which are, again, and i can NOT stress this enough, lITERRALY the same weed

with the same thc.... i think... well

i'm not a sientict

plainswalker75
Feb 22, 2003

Pigs are smarter than Bears, but they can't ride motorcycles
Hair Elf
I'm not sure if it's due to poor storage or what but there actually is a noticeable texture difference between the belly flops and regular jelly bellys for some reason

AARD VARKMAN
May 17, 1993
bottle caps are really good, having both root beer and cola in a 5 flavor spread is a bold, and in my opinion, excellent choice

Wilkins Micawber
Jan 27, 2005

as we leave this existence
looking for another
Fallen Rib
^^agreed


Someone go down to the Job Lot and pick me one of those giant bags of Belly Flops pls. Can't find em here. Then bring them to me, and I'll burn down a chick-fil-a to even things out karmically

The Walrus
Jul 9, 2002

by Fluffdaddy
SSS tier - pear, sour cherry
SS tier - grapefruit, canteloupe (hate em irl), margarita (love em irl)
S tier - peach, lime, cherry, raspberry, tangerine
A - all the other fruit flavours
Trash - buttered popcorn, cinnamon, god gently caress you cinnamon - why the gently caress do you evne exist. fguFSEGF CCCIIIIIINNNAMOOONNNN



i like jelly bellies

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super sweet best pal
Nov 18, 2009

I hate the popcorn jelly bellys, tastes like desiccated garbage.

Aardvark! posted:

bottle caps are really good, having both root beer and cola in a 5 flavor spread is a bold, and in my opinion, excellent choice

They're amazing.

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