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Poohs Packin
Jan 13, 2019

Your dad sounds like a real bitch,OP

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Colonel Cancer
Sep 26, 2015

Tune into the fireplace channel, you absolute buffoon
If I was ops dad I probably would drink too haha just joshing

Zeluth
May 12, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mqbEtABEWto

Bonzo
Mar 11, 2004

Just like Mama used to make it!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DfkYfmxXRSM

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DB4z492z2hg

hot cocoa on the couch
Dec 8, 2009

Worf posted:

didnt they used to string up quoted NWS posts along with the original guilty offenders lol


if not somebody would have busted you for mod sass+grammar

thinking about editing it back because i'm feeling pretty violated atm

AARD VARKMAN
May 17, 1993

hot cocoa on the couch posted:

thinking about editing it back because i'm feeling pretty violated atm

do it and my next edit will be your user title, op,

Who What Now
Sep 10, 2006

by Azathoth

Aardvark! posted:

i hate untagged pornography on my work computer op

Who the gently caress browses on a work computer when you have an untracked phone in your pocket at all times? At this point if your work knows youre browsing it's your own fault

Zeluth
May 12, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
I rthink Aardvark needs a drink.

AARD VARKMAN
May 17, 1993

Who What Now posted:

Who the gently caress browses on a work computer when you have an untracked phone in your pocket at all times? At this point if your work knows youre browsing it's your own fault

ok

Zeluth
May 12, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Un-ZrB0sFto

ChunTheUnavoidable
Sep 27, 2021

i would be mortified if my boss saw the kind of poo poo I was posting here nsfw or not. Mostly because my boss is a very beautiful iranian woman

hot cocoa on the couch
Dec 8, 2009

ChunTheUnavoidable posted:

i would be mortified if my boss saw the kind of poo poo I was posting here nsfw or not. Mostly because my boss is a very beautiful iranian woman

yep, tough situation to be in. w/ the beuatiful irainan woman, i mean

ChunTheUnavoidable
Sep 27, 2021

Its a terrible burden

DeadFatDuckFat
Oct 29, 2012

This avatar brought to you by the 'save our dead gay forums' foundation.


Pro tip, call it PERSIA/PERSIAN

ChunTheUnavoidable
Sep 27, 2021

she says iranian she is not one of the people who call it persian. Her family is Jewish so I don’t think she’s ethnically Persian? It seems very complicated

Zeluth
May 12, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JP4xXjW97ko

Weka
May 5, 2019

That child totally had it coming. Nobody should be able to be out at dusk except cars.
Can this be the beautiful Iranian women thread now?

Flowers for QAnon
May 20, 2019

DeadFatDuckFat posted:

Pro tip, call it PERSIA/PERSIAN

Pro tip, absolutely do not do this

OP, I’m in a similar spot as you are. Got the news last week!

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Apr 6, 2011

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Ginette Reno
Nov 18, 2006

How Doers get more done
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ChunTheUnavoidable posted:

i would be mortified if my boss saw the kind of poo poo I was posting here nsfw or not. Mostly because my boss is a very beautiful iranian woman

you arent loving like rabbits?

Icochet
Mar 18, 2008

I have a very small TV. Don't make fun of it! Please don't shame it like that~

Grimey Drawer
The great thing about drunks is that they're always up for arm wrestling

The great thing about dads is that they immediately become meek frail old men when they lose to their own child in arm wrestling

Like seriously they buy a cardigan and sign up for bingo the next day

poverty goat
Feb 15, 2004



ChunTheUnavoidable posted:

i would be mortified if my boss saw the kind of poo poo I was posting here nsfw or not. Mostly because my boss is a very beautiful iranian woman

you can't do this and not post your hot boss

neato burrito
Aug 25, 2002

bitch better have my chex mix

dad drunk, so what

thelizzerd
Nov 12, 2021
Why would anyone sign into something awful on a work computer? Like y'all know this site has a somewhat bad reputation to some people? The only personal thing I have logged in on my work computer are Spotify and my professional email. Cause if I have music or YouTube playing the computer won't fall asleep and I like Google chrome bookmarks across browsers feature.

Who What Now
Sep 10, 2006

by Azathoth


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nc7c7Cdfjik

owls or something
Jul 7, 2003

maybe take him out for ice cream or something to cheer him up

zaepg
Dec 25, 2008

by sebmojo
Sign him up for the Army, that'll straighten him out.

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

daddy's got a drinking problem

cult_hero
Jul 10, 2001
I'm really sorry son. I know it's embarrassing to have a dad like me, but I tried so hard for so many years to shape you into a man I can be proud of. But what do I get? a 29 year old "social media specialist" who lives in a communal home with what seem to me a group of special needs "japanimation" fans who like to dress up as schoolgirls to stalk the mall.

I'm not blaming you for your mother leaving, that was a long time coming ever since I let her get into jazzercise. I've been trying to get better, like didn't you see the deck? That's real cedar, and it's only collapsed on two of the dogs.

I'm making an effort here. Why can't you? I've already told you I cannot call you Yuki Kamazawa. Your name is Jerry, or Gerald. And I have no idea what the gently caress katsu and dashi are. Chili and spaghetti are all I know how to make.

Look, I'm down to just a six pack a day now. That's normal! And the whole suicide thing is a joke. I don't really plan to kill myself. How would I do it after your sister's idiot "social worker" husband took my guns?

What I'm saying is I would love to spend more time with you. Come over this weekend. We'll chat, make some chili, have some brews and watch the game. So what do you say? Just don't wear that loving maid outfit. It creeps me out.

On your way, could you grab some things at the liquor store?

Call Your Grandma
Jan 17, 2010

BAD DAD

kntfkr
Feb 11, 2019

GOOSE FUCKER

Peggy Edson posted:

big cummers ONLY

interwhat
Jul 23, 2005

it's kickin in dude
your dad sucks op and the fact that youre posting about leads me to believe youre not ready to let him do it, well let him do it. your life will be better

Chef Boyardeez Nuts
Sep 9, 2011

The more you kick against the pricks, the more you suffer.
I feel you OP, my little brother has severe bipolar and is just cogent enough to self medicate with weed and booze while he haunts the small town he lives in like a living ghost that occasionally gets belligerent and needs to be arrested or thrown out. He's burned every bridge, can't drive, can't work, so now he just gets really into whatever Joe Rogan says and attempts to relitigate family beefs that exist only in his mind.

On Christmas Eve he convinced some poor bastards to take him to another town in the mountains then got so loving weird that they threw him out in the middle of nowhere in a snowstorm. If a cop hadn't wandered by he'd be dead right now and all we can do is shrug.

It sucks.

Xaintrailles
Aug 14, 2015

:hellyeah::histdowns:

No. 6 posted:

Get him a wooden craft board which says Live Laugh Love, OP

lol

SilkyP
Jul 21, 2004

The Boo-Box

Long time poster, recently revealed forums famous guy Chris Evans here, I think you need to save your dad

zaepg
Dec 25, 2008

by sebmojo
I envision something like this. Sit him down with a few bottles of ever clear. Don't leave till all the bottles are finished.

Zeluth
May 12, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fhVJou5ueNg

Who What Now
Sep 10, 2006

by Azathoth

Oh my god John Madden only died 3 weeks ago but I thought it was like 8 months ago lol

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mst4k
Apr 18, 2003

budlitemolaram


I was a big butthole surfers fan in the late 80s and caught them on this tour in my hometown town at the travel & transportation building in Oklahoma City and the singer guy would not stop trashing our town so we all just kept throwing beer bottles and whatever trash at them until they stopped the show, good times 1996.

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