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here are paddington bear and an enormous scottish claymore, respectively  its hard for me to imagine tbqh, its like when my mind's eye focuses in on paddington bear or the enormouse 54 3/4 inches of the scottish claymore, the other slips back out of focus, but i think paddington bear could wield an enormouse scottish claymore, but the better question is why? i think to kill? |
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if paddington bear was to kill someone who would it be? why? sorry if paddington bear kills people in his movies i haven't seen them
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Jan 14, 2022 16:16
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does paddington bear stand for anything? or does he fall for everything?
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Jan 14, 2022 16:19
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everyday i go to work at the churchill war rooms and i see paddington and i spit on that coward
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Jan 14, 2022 16:21
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arrested by the british bobbies for pissing over the paddington bear statue again, paddington if you're reading this, you're lucky you have these pigs to defend you, i know you won't
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Jan 14, 2022 16:22
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i'd freely let paddington wield it, i'm not scared, lets just say i have a couple tricks in my back pocket
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Jan 14, 2022 16:28
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paddington might think the ghost of Joachim Meyer lives on in my body who knows maybe he is right
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Jan 14, 2022 16:30
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he'd probably rest it (tip down uncaringly against the lovely british cement ground) on the bench and sit beside it at the park, stealing as much aesthetic valor as he could until someone had the gall to challenge him, at which point he would so they say cash his chips and potential kill him
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Jan 14, 2022 16:37
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i hope paddington reads this you're on notice
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Jan 14, 2022 16:50
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he'd probably put a Mackintosh on it whatever the gently caress that is
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Jan 14, 2022 17:37
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paddington are you reading this? i noticed u lurking byob you yellow bellied poo poo. If u got what it takes en garde me bitch
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Jan 15, 2022 18:31
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paddington bear is a wittle baby and if he stepped to me with a scottish claymore i would hold him back with my hand on his dumbass bucket hat mfer look like the singer of the New Radicals from that one music video they had
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Jan 17, 2022 17:12
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NumptyScrub posted:Are your arms longer than the claymore? This is an important measurement it doesn't matter, the presence of my palm on his dumb rear end hat would, Paddington notices, feel heavier, warmer, but scarier. Whatever technique he had in blades would melt away beneath a bushel of emotional fear
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Jan 17, 2022 19:58
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Doctor Dogballs posted:theres no way you could evade his ranged attack and get close enough to do this. you overestimate the bravery of a coward or underestimate my wingspan, what ever it is stop estimating
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Jan 17, 2022 21:56
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