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dan akroyd invented the beard and then a venom snake bit him and the SNAKE died
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In 1993, Gary Busey challenged Dan Aykroyd to a staring contest. The results are still out.
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Jan 17, 2022 23:08
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Dan Akroyd put those bees in that forest specifically to kill Macaulay Culkin.
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Jan 17, 2022 23:43
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Who What Now posted:Dan Akroyd put those bees in that forest specifically to kill Macaulay Culkin. drat i hadnt thought about My Girl at all this year now im depressed
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Jan 17, 2022 23:44
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Best to get it out of the way early
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is jizzlane really naming dan the man aykroyd in her tell all adult coloring book or is that just a rumor i'm perpetuating?
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Jan 18, 2022 00:30
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=woLbaFLoJI8 "He can't see without his glasses." ~My Girl 
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Jan 18, 2022 00:31
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Dan Aykroyd once appeared in the park map of Universal Studios circa 1990s. Dan Aykroyd played Ray Stantz in Ghostbusters, Ghostbusters II, and Ghostbusters Afterlife, the only three Ghostbusters films which were ever produced.
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Jan 18, 2022 00:36
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His appearance on the Off Menu podcast is a pro-listen. https://overcast.fm/+PfUttWqQ8
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Jan 18, 2022 00:48
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Dan Aykroyd played Samwise in a middle school production of The Fellowship of the Ring
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Jan 18, 2022 00:55
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The role of Casper in Harmony Korine's movie Kids is heavily based on Dan Aykroyd. Dan got HIV as a teen in New York but thanks to modern medicine it has been successfully managed for forty years.
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Jan 18, 2022 00:58
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Did anyone mention the sex with ghosts yet?
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Jan 18, 2022 01:03
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Every year on his birthday, Dan Aykroyd selects one lucky child, and sacrifices them to Gozer.
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Jan 18, 2022 01:25
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Dan Aykroyd has been in contact with the aliens that built the pyramids. They gave him the idea for crystal skull vodka.
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Jan 18, 2022 01:33
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Dan Aykroyd is not an anagram of ‘a dorky dandy’ although it really seems like it should be.
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Jan 18, 2022 01:58
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Dan Aykroyd is Q
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Jan 18, 2022 02:10
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To prepare for his role as Sgt. Joe Friday of the LAPD, Dan Aykroyd personally shot over 200 minorities
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Jan 18, 2022 06:57
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Dan Akroyd once briefly followed me on Twitter, it was a magical five minutes. The first 30 seconds of his Crystal Head vodka pitch video is absolutely some of the greatest comedy ever made. He once had an interview where he claimed that his secret was that he "traveled linearly. He motors." He blames the failure of Nothing But Trouble on the release of Silence of the Lambs in the same timeframe.
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Jan 18, 2022 08:42
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None of those are exaggerations.
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Jan 18, 2022 08:43
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Dan Aykroyd should not be confused with heavy opioid addict, Dan Alkliod.
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Jan 18, 2022 08:48
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Charge my Android Smack Dan Aykroyd
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Jan 18, 2022 09:03
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Dan Arkanoid sure knows an awful lot about ghosts and aliens for someone claiming to be neither 
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Jan 18, 2022 11:31
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Jelly posted:Did anyone mention the sex with ghosts yet? fun fact is that the blowjob scene is based on a real life paranormal encounter Dan Aykroyd had in bed with a male ghost
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neato burrito posted:The role of Casper in Harmony Korine's movie Kids is heavily based on Dan Aykroyd. Dan got HIV as a teen in New York but thanks to modern medicine it has been successfully managed for forty years. That's actually only half true, he contracted ghost HIV. As we all know, ghost HIV cannot infect the cells of the living as it passes right through them. However, any ghosts who have had sexual relations with Dan Ackroyd should get themselves tested as a matter of urgency. E: some of you may be wondering why Dan Ackroyd can pass on ghost HIV to ghosts when he isn't infected by it. The answer to this is simple, while ghost HIV cannot infect the living it can haunt them. jazzyhattrick fucked around with this message at 14:15 on Jan 18, 2022 |
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Dan Aykroyd is the greatest comedy mind to have ever lived. His mediocre work over the past several decades is part of a sprawling Kaufman-esque joke, the punchline to which will only be revealed upon his death.
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