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nut
Jul 30, 2019



You know how movies are fiction like step brothers and Spider-Man homecoming? What do you call a nonfiction movie? Can a nonfiction movie ever exist or does the camera transform the real into the surreal? Sometimes I wonder

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OMFG FURRY
Jul 10, 2006

[snarky comment]


you call it boring and dumb

Dumb Sex-Parrot
Dec 24, 2020

Merry, uuhhhh
hmmm....??

Merry Birdmas


I'd suggest documentary, but I don't know if they necessarily are movie length.

nut
Jul 30, 2019



OMFG FURRY posted:

you call it boring and dumb

Fascinating yet I must agree. Not-Spider-Man sounds pretty boring

signalnoise
Mar 7, 2008

i was told my old av was distracting


Edutainment

nut
Jul 30, 2019



Dumb Sex-Parrot posted:

I'd suggest documentary, but I don't know if they necessarily are movie length.

Oh ya documentary thatís what it is thanks mods you can close the thread wrap this one up and put a bow on it

Funky See Funky Do
Aug 20, 2013
STILL TRYING HARD

Footage

Kirk Vikernes
Apr 26, 2004

Count Goatnackh



reality cinema

nut
Jul 30, 2019



Whoah hold on mods get yours hands off those buttons the story appears to be more complex than we initially thought

signalnoise
Mar 7, 2008

i was told my old av was distracting


Based on a true snuff film

The Walrus
Jul 9, 2002




DOCUMENTARIES ARE SUBJECTIVE AND ARE REALITY BASED FICTION THANK YOU

nut
Jul 30, 2019



The Walrus posted:

DOCUMENTARIES ARE SUBJECTIVE AND ARE REALITY BASED FICTION THANK YOU

Honestly canít tell if this answers my questions

blight rhino
Feb 11, 2014

EXQUISITE LURKER RHINO




the John Wick documentaries were pretty rad.

i can't believe he could do all that.

i like dogs

pixaal
Jan 8, 2004

All ice cream is now for all beings, no matter how many legs.




It is called a home movie and coach McGirk is the greatest character to be filmed in such an artful way.

syntaxfunction
Oct 27, 2010


Depends how much fiction you allow in non-fiction. "Based on a true story" is almost entirely actually fiction. Documentaries are closer to actual non-fiction. Accurate biographical movies are somewhere in between.

Who What Now
Sep 10, 2006



Was Tobey Maguire in the new Spiderman movie? Whether or not I ever see it rests on this one question.

nut
Jul 30, 2019



Who What Now posted:

Was Tobey Maguire in the new Spiderman movie? Whether or not I ever see it rests on this one question.

Yeah and you see his chest (nude)

Doctor Dogballs
Apr 1, 2007

driving the fuck truck from hand land to pound town without stopping at suction station



porno

AARD VARKMAN
May 17, 1993




I watched the Kenny G non fictional movie lengthed video product on HBO Max and enjoyed it. Perhaps you will too OP?

EVERY TIME GOING
Mar 17, 2006

cant stop wont stop


A movieronni - for example when you're on the phone ordering a direct-to-video one for the evening and you want to know everyone's non-fictional preferences, so you turn around and go "hey fellas how much movieronni do you want in your film?"

nut
Jul 30, 2019



What about spare change? What would you call that movie (besides life changing)

Devils Affricate
Jan 22, 2010


OP did you seriously make this thread because you couldn't remember the word "documentary"?

Sid Vicious
Jan 1, 1970



i think its called a docudrama op (: i hope this finds you well

Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001

~*Problematic Poster*~

Fun Shoe

i like watching stuff about food and the people who make it op its nice and wholesome =]

nut
Jul 30, 2019



Devils Affricate posted:

OP did you seriously make this thread because you couldn't remember the word "documentary"?

Look I thought it was a simple issue but a brief read of the thread will show you otherwise. Do not just lest you cast the first stone DA

nut
Jul 30, 2019



Chinatown posted:

i like watching stuff about food and the people who make it op its nice and wholesome =]

Bobby flay is a big bitch and no amount of chipotle will change that

Sid Vicious
Jan 1, 1970



Chinatown posted:

i like watching stuff about food and the people who make it op its nice and wholesome =]

check out this awesome chef Armin Mewes (: thank me later

syntaxfunction
Oct 27, 2010


Chinatown posted:

i like watching stuff about food and the people who make it op its nice and wholesome =]

Same! I know everyone gets mad about Michelin chefs and stuff but I love hearing about their ideas behind the food. The guy with the ravioli marching to the sea is a good example.

Food docos are fantastic.

Devils Affricate
Jan 22, 2010


nut posted:

Look I thought it was a simple issue but a brief read of the thread will show you otherwise. Do not just lest you cast the first stone DA

No I think it's cool what you did, I just wanted to make sure

Doctor Dogballs
Apr 1, 2007

driving the fuck truck from hand land to pound town without stopping at suction station



who gets mad about michelin chefs. they are good. that's why they get the stars. if they were bad they wouldn't get them

Sid Vicious
Jan 1, 1970



do you thibk they get to meet the michelin man? omg omg do you think he brings the michelin man dog with him???

Devils Affricate
Jan 22, 2010


Everything named michelin is too expensive imo

nut
Jul 30, 2019



More like Bobby I wish youíd go away

Colonel Cancer
Sep 26, 2015

Tune into the fireplace channel, you absolute buffoon

A newscast

SLICK GOKU BABY
Jun 12, 2001

Havin' a roni


Stop dumpster diving OP and you won't have to worry about it.

Trollologist
Mar 3, 2010

by Fluffdaddy


what is movie??

90min unedited dashcam footage = non-fiction movie.

BigBadSteve
Apr 29, 2009

Self Defense
Nil Satanus carborundum

Yeshua akbar!
(Xtian anarchisto, no bombo)



You can call it a documentary film, you can call it a documentary movie, you can call it a doco, just don't call it a dickumentary (unless it's about dicks or Dicks).

Devils Affricate
Jan 22, 2010


cockumentary

Dang It Bhabhi!
May 27, 2004

Girrrl, let me see them Platinum Jubblies

I call it "not a porno" which... hey I only watch porno!

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Zeluth
May 12, 2001



The horror. the horror.

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