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precision
May 7, 2006

Many different users state that they do not like or want me posting



i can play drums guitarr & boops and beeps

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MaliciousBiz
Mar 27, 2010


I'll start the wiki.

syntaxfunction
Oct 27, 2010


precision posted:

i can play drums guitarr & boops and beeps

Why do you need anyone else then? You're set OP.

Soapy_Bumslap
Jun 19, 2013

We're gonna need a bigger chode

Grimey Drawer

I'll be the untalented, impossible to deal with one

Greg of Doom
Dec 22, 2021

by sebmojo


Here a start

https://tinyurl.com/y7qy4xck

STABASS
Apr 18, 2009



Fun Shoe

sounds interesting op, I might be looking to contribute. were you thinking of doing something like brokencyde, or more like blood on the dance floor?

20 Blunts
Jan 21, 2017


a-one, a-two, a buck-le my-shoe

GolfHole
Feb 26, 2004



*towards the drummer* shut up!!! the song ended 15 seconds ago!!!!!


repeat ad infinitum

GolfHole
Feb 26, 2004



we NEED to put all the stacks on one wall because otherwise we dont look like rock stars

*10 years later*

hey why am i deaf in one ear

GolfHole
Feb 26, 2004



GUYS!!!!!!! emergency!!!!!!!!!!!!!! i lost the band hackey sack.

GolfHole
Feb 26, 2004



lead singer i know your girlfriend is here but do we have to play so much goo goo dolls, we are a prog rock band

Chief McHeath
Apr 23, 2002



Someone can play my skinflute ;)

GolfHole
Feb 26, 2004



GolfHole posted:

*towards the drummer* shut up!!! the song ended 15 seconds ago!!!!!


repeat ad infinitum

SHUT UP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

GolfHole
Feb 26, 2004



*at the battle of the bands, watching each act*

man these guys suck
shitt theyre awful
wow they suck too

*time to play*

gently caress we sucked

GolfHole
Feb 26, 2004



*lead guitarist too drunk to play. starts saying "poo poo" into the microphone*


bassist: hell yea, who here likes poo poo?!?!?

GolfHole
Feb 26, 2004



*microphone worth more than car*

GolfHole
Feb 26, 2004



GolfHole posted:

*towards the drummer* shut up!!! the song ended 15 seconds ago!!!!!


repeat ad infinitum

holy SHIT ROB!!!!!!! SHUT THE gently caress UP!!!!!!

cult_hero
Jul 10, 2001


We already broke up. I'm just really passionate about this solo project I'm doing.

Saalkin
Jun 29, 2008




When do we get addicted to drugs?!

GolfHole
Feb 26, 2004



cant afford any drugs, drummer spent everything on more zildjians

SLICK GOKU BABY
Jun 12, 2001

Havin' a roni


Saalkin posted:

When do we get addicted to drugs?!

If you're not already, you're out.

precision
May 7, 2006

Many different users state that they do not like or want me posting



Saalkin posted:

When do we get addicted to drugs?!

i am WAY ahead of you

precision
May 7, 2006

Many different users state that they do not like or want me posting



drugs are addicted to ME

i bet that's a line from a warren ellis novel

cult_hero
Jul 10, 2001


SLICK GOKU BABY posted:

If you're not already, you're out.

It's cool, me and some other guys just got clean and wrote a few songs about it. We only mention Jesus a... couple... of times...

Sad about Rob though, but his records are gonna make bank now.

Sid Vicious
Jan 1, 1970



i play ukulele and harmonica and kalimba and a bit of melodica

SLICK GOKU BABY
Jun 12, 2001

Havin' a roni


* Does a cover of the Misfits Last Caress but mixes up the lyrics & gets arrested at the 1st gig.

No. 6
Jun 30, 2002



I will play acoustic theremin

Bad Purchase
Jun 17, 2019





dibs on being the tambourine person half-heartedly dancing nowhere near a microphone

Sid Vicious
Jan 1, 1970



SLICK GOKU BABY posted:

* Does a cover of the Misfits Last Caress but mixes up the lyrics & gets arrested at the 1st gig.

holy poo poo lol

beer gas canister
Oct 30, 2007

W E L C O M E T O M Y C U S T O M T I T L E ! ! !


Plaster Town Cop

here i brought the weed

Ralph Hurley
Aug 3, 2009

:barf::sweep::zoid:





Iíll play bass because no one else wants to do it and bass is easy. And when I quit you can replace me the same day.

precision
May 7, 2006

Many different users state that they do not like or want me posting



Ralph Hurley posted:

bass is easy

oh no u didn't

Doctor J Off
Dec 28, 2005

There Is


Ralph Hurley posted:

I’ll play bass because no one else wants to do it and bass is easy. And when I quit you can replace me the same day.

*Jazz combo stares daggers*

By popular demand
Jul 17, 2007

IT *BZZT* WASP ME--
IT WASP ME ALL *BZZT* ALONG!




BAND MEETING

I gots you guys a gig at Russian Bennie's place!
...the basement can hold 'up to 50' people!
....Well there is such a thing as exposure you know.
.....nah he said you can have a beer each, knowing the swill they serve you should pass.

DangerDongs
Nov 7, 2010



Grimey Drawer

Let me know if you need a tambourine girl since I don't really understand music, but I want to be with you always.

By popular demand
Jul 17, 2007

IT *BZZT* WASP ME--
IT WASP ME ALL *BZZT* ALONG!




DangerDongs posted:

Let me know if you need a tambourine girl since I don't really understand music, but I want to be with you always.

Get out youn skank! Hes mine!

Ralph Hurley
Aug 3, 2009

:barf::sweep::zoid:





Doctor J Off posted:

*Jazz combo stares daggers*

Oh poo poo, I thought we were a punk band, my bad. Let me know if you need someone to just play 8th notes on the low string through a Rat pedal.

akma
Jan 30, 2016

I simply lack the motivation to write anything here.

I'll be a groupie since old dude groupies make the best groupies.

Toph Bei Fong
Feb 29, 2008

You can't see me at all...




When do we get the big suits?

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kntfkr
Feb 11, 2019

GOOSE FUCKER


acapella brokencyde cover band called pellacyde

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