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The Something Awful Forums > Main > BYOB: BYOB BYOB BOYB BBOY YOBB YBOB BBYO?? > Thread to Confess Lies
 
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biosterous
i lied to someone that it wasn't gonna be a forever breakup i just needed some time but i had no intention to continue the relationship. i did this because i did not want to be the bad guy by breaking up with her when she did not want that. it really hosed up her whole year. i confess this lie.

one of my big big regrets :smith:

e: on a lighter note i'm so used to using the unsmith smilie that i typed that instinctively and then had to panic-quick edit the post so i wasn't smiling at a lovely thing i did lol



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* # ¿ Jan 21, 2022 21:33
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# ¿ Apr 26, 2024 08:22
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yesterday: i told my boss i had just woken up when i reality when i saw his text i decided to go back to bed and deal with it later

a much happier lie



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* # ¿ Jan 22, 2022 05:28
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Dr. Honked posted:

i've always had an extremely bad phobia about telling lies. one time, many years ago, i was working at a really lovely abusive place. there was a day when i really really really could not face going in.

i thought about taking the day off sick, but i wasn't sick*. so i couldn't call in and give the excuse that i was sick. so what i did was, i filled a glass with water, and placed in on my kitchen floor. i called in to work and told them that i couldn't come in to work that day because there was two inches of water on my kitchen floor, and i had to deal with it. i might be in later if i can get it sorted by lunchtime.

i left it on the kitchen floor all day.

* i was sick but didn't realise it. this was during the 20th century when mental illness wasn't recognised as an illness



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* # ¿ Jan 26, 2022 17:43
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