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The Something Awful Forums > Discussion > Sports Argument Stadium > The Football Funhouse > Twenty Two
 
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Bismack Billabongo
Oct 9, 2012

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The Prophecy Was Foretold On The Three Hundred And Fifth Day Of the Year Twenty And Twenty One. The King Was Dead.



The Fifth Metatarsal, Battered, Bruised, Broken. A Burden Had Been Placed Upon Him That No Man Could Bear.



His Kingdom Would Fall. It Must. The Town Crier Schefter Did Report, He Was Lost.



Two Brave Knights Stepped Forward. The Kingdom Must Have A Protector.





Then, There Came A Sound. Distant At First, It Grew Into A Cacophony So Immense It Could Be Heard Far Away In Space. There Were Only Screams. There Was No Time. There Was Only Fire. And Then…Nothing.



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