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Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
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Nooner posted:

Thats right, i am dating a Nintendo :c00l:

reported for pedophilia

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Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
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Nooner posted:

ACTUALLY she is the soul of a 133 year old company that is just currently trapped in a 5 year old console

lol

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
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Yaldabaoth posted:

Funny enough, there's a series of japanese videogames where the characters are girls who represent different videogame companies and the one who represents Nintendo looks underage, you sicko.

get lost and come back when you learn how to do jokes

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
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SLICK GOKU BABY posted:

I had a Switch girlfriend too OP. But I upgraded her to Bluetooth.

gross

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
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Ocean Book posted:

do you guys do it?

of course. Do you?

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
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loving prude

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
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Xenocides posted:

As a genuine bdsm switch I find this act of cultural appropriation offensive. Apologize or it will be a paddling.

I want to diminish your intelligence or threaten you with violence, but I think you might like it

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost

the one we are posting in or the one you linked?

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
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syntaxfunction posted:

I think the forums should ban any sex threads, only anime and video games. Stuff goons know about.

Sex after marriage friends, like Jesus wanted.

then what would we post about.
sorry misread it

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
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Sid Vicious posted:

ejaculation

that is not technically sex

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
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Sid Vicious posted:

penis farts call em peefs ty

don't be gross sid

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
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Sid Vicious posted:

old men cumming and its just like a little cough and some dust

eww, lol

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
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Yaldabaoth posted:

Where's that huge post about goons taking a good idea and turning it into a dumpster fire that nearly kills people? Because just imagining them applying that same thought process to sexual advice makes me wince.

that is every post. how are you a 2012 and don't understand this

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
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Sid Vicious posted:

should i quit smoking?

no

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
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Sid Vicious posted:

see this is how stupid you woild have to be to take advice from a comedy forum !!!

tell me when you quit, buddy

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
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Sid Vicious posted:

got about 340 cigarettes here and im not buying any more

so lots of cartons? I am too drunk to do math

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
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Yaldabaoth posted:

I honestly cannot remember why I signed up in 2012 because I thought I spent most of the year worried that all those predictions about the world ending in 2012 meant that God was going to make Mitt Romney president so he could bring about mormon armageddon.

we are a humor forum. Jokes are encouraged

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Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
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Sid Vicious posted:

carton is usually 8-10 packs so 200 cigs, got slightly less than 2 of em and i am not ever buying more

oh right. like the movie.

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