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MJeff
Jun 2, 2011

Matt


I think Matthew Stafford is a nice man who does cool things. I like how he shares the ball with his good friend, Cooper Kupp.

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fartknocker
Oct 28, 2012


Damn it, this always happens. I think I'm gonna score, and then I never score. It's not fair.





Wedge Regret

Acebuckeye13 posted:

do it Stafford

one last time


indigi
Jul 20, 2004

There's no difference between fate and free will.
Here I am; put here, come here.
No difference.
Same thing.


he kind of stinks. thatís extremely nice, compared to his actual record

Elephanthead
Sep 11, 2008




Toilet Rascal

He is good at drinking jack daniels

Kirios
Jan 25, 2010



He's skinny fat.

xbilkis
Apr 11, 2005

god qb
me
jay hova


He was the best QB in the NFC North before he was traded

Darth Brooks
Jan 15, 2005

I do not wear this mask to protect me. I wear it to protect you from me.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8rvIwyikbRU

Video is the game where Matt has had the crap knocked out of him against the Browns and realizes that he can come back in the game when the Browns call a TO. I've been jealous of his love for the game and talent since he was drafted by Detroit.

Zisky
May 6, 2003

PM me and I will show you my tits


Matt Stafford seems like a good guy that just wants to have a good time and maybe win some football games.

Acebuckeye13
Nov 2, 2010

There's only one prescription for Nazism and it's 76mm HVAP





Ultra Carp

Stafford is extremely rad, fun to watch, and a cool dude.

Cavauro
Jan 9, 2008




if he beats the 49ers he will not have a losing record in the playoffs

tinstaach
Aug 3, 2010

MAGNetic AttITUDE




did you know he played baseball with Clayton Kershaw

Chucktesla
Jul 13, 2014



He beat touchdown Tom

Shimrra Jamaane
Aug 9, 2007

Obscure to all except those well-versed in Yuuzhan Vong lore.


Heís good and Iím legit happy for him. But next week heís going up against a team with 2007ish Giants bullshit magic going for them thatís somehow beaten the Rams 6 times in a row. Thatís the real test.

Apples McGrind
Oct 13, 2013



The surprise QB sneak against the cowboys is probably my favourite Football moment ever. Matt Stafford made my garbage team watchable for a decade. Seems like the coolest dude. I wish I still had my old Stafford PFP handy.

Apples McGrind
Oct 13, 2013



Matt Stafford INNOCENT https://twitter.com/TheAthleticNFL/status/1485400128680726529?s=20

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

My "Not Vincent Price" shirt has people asking a lot of questions already answered by my shirt.




Smellrose

He beat Tom Brady in the playoffs.

really queer Christmas
Apr 22, 2014



Vincent Van Goatse posted:

He beat Tom Brady in the playoffs.

And they say no man is perfect.

Dre2Dee2
Dec 6, 2006

Just a striding through Kamen Rider...


Matt Stafford is a Hall of Fame Quarterback. HE IS ELITE

Mustached Demon
Nov 12, 2016



Vincent Van Goatse posted:

He beat Tom Brady in the playoffs.

Came here to post this. Thank you, Matthew.

YOLOsubmarine
Oct 19, 2004

When asked which Pokemon he evolved into, Kamara pauses.

"Motherfucking, what's that big dragon shit? That orange motherfucker. Charizard."



Vincent Van Goatse posted:

He beat Tom Brady in the playoffs.

He has beaten Tom Brady 100% of the time he has encountered him in the playoffs. Thatís a dominant statistical performance.

Grand Theft Autobot
Feb 28, 2008

I'm something of a fucking idiot myself

He's good

C-Euro
Mar 20, 2010

:science:


Soiled Meat

He has a fat face and I want to give him a hug.

JohnCompany
Jan 16, 2015

this sentence no verb



YOLOsubmarine posted:

He has beaten Tom Brady 100% of the time he has encountered him in the playoffs. That’s a dominant statistical performance.

In fact there aren't any more percent than that.

BlindSite
Feb 8, 2009



I've been a staunch defender of Matthew Stafford his entire career and I'm glad to be proven correct today.

MJeff
Jun 2, 2011

Matt


indigi posted:

he kind of stinks. thatís extremely nice, compared to his actual record

I have it on good authority that he smells very nice.

tinstaach
Aug 3, 2010

MAGNetic AttITUDE




Stafford the Soul Snatcher

https://twitter.com/LindseyThiry/status/1485427677355864066

Alaois
Feb 7, 2012

D U S T M A N



i know he's from georgia but it's weird to me that he has a southern accent for some reason

Relentlessboredomm
Oct 15, 2006

It's Sic Semper Tyrannis. You said, "Ever faithful terrible lizard."



lmao i love him

Traxis
Jul 2, 2006



Shinjobi
Jul 10, 2008




Gravy Boat 2k

Matt Stafford seems like a cool dude

NutShellBill
Dec 4, 2004
I AM SPUTNIK'S PARACHUTE ACCOUNT

Matthew Stafford is cool because he is helping Cooper Kupp become league MVP.

Also, he has defeated HGH enthusiast, Tom Brady.

Hizawk
Jun 18, 2004

High on the Lions.



The Rams defense and running game looked up at Matthew Stafford and shouted, 'Save us!',

To which Matthew whispered, 'Let's steal some souls'

Barudak
May 7, 2007



Im gonna laugh real hard if they win the superbowl after the Lions traded him, but realistically go Bengals

Cocaine is Abel
Nov 12, 2021


Heís going to end up in the hall of fame

Cavauro
Jan 9, 2008




Barudak posted:

realistically go Bengals

hosed up

FizFashizzle
Mar 30, 2005









Stafford ended his bachelor party at one of those retail infusion centers that heíd rented out so all of his bros could get an IV bag before passing out lmao

MikeCrotch
Nov 5, 2011

I AM UNJUSTIFIABLY PROUD OF MY SPAGHETTI BOLOGNESE RECIPE

YES, IT IS AN INCREDIBLY SIMPLE DISH

NO, IT IS NOT NORMAL TO USE A PEPPERAMI INSTEAD OF MINCED MEAT

YES, THERE IS TOO MUCH SALT IN MY RECIPE

NO, I WON'T STOP SHARING IT

more like BOLLOCKnese


Alaois posted:

i know he's from georgia but it's weird to me that he has a southern accent for some reason

He grew up in Texas and went to college in Georgia fwiw

Dre2Dee2
Dec 6, 2006

Just a striding through Kamen Rider...


Cocaine is Abel posted:

He’s going to end up in the hall of fame

:yeah:

Bob Socko
Feb 20, 2001



I think it's nice that he's finally won some playoff games, and I hope it makes him feel good. :unsmith:

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Alaois
Feb 7, 2012

D U S T M A N


MikeCrotch posted:

He grew up in Texas and went to college in Georgia fwiw

oh word?

quote:

Stafford was born in Tampa, Florida to John and Margaret Stafford. He lived in Dunwoody, Georgia, while his father attended graduate school at the University of Georgia. He has one sibling, a younger sister named Page. His family then moved to Dallas, Texas, and Stafford attended Highland Park High School with Los Angeles Dodgers pitcher Clayton Kershaw.[10]

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