Thread to say nice things about Matthew Stafford

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bawfuls: Oct 28, 2009

When Mathew Stafford plays well his friend Clayton Kershaw is happy so I like it when he plays well

# ? Jan 25, 2022 00:35

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# ? Apr 27, 2024 01:51

Apples McGrind: Oct 13, 2013

Did you know that Matt Stafford and Clayton Kershaw are madly in love with each other?

# ? Jan 25, 2022 14:51

Fifty Three: Oct 29, 2007

That's wild

# ? Jan 25, 2022 15:06

Nervous: Jan 25, 2005; Why, hello, my little slice of pecan pie.

Matthew Stafford eliminated my friend Thomas Edward Brady from the playoffs so I have nothing nice to say about him :mad:

# ? Jan 25, 2022 17:11

Play: Apr 25, 2006; Strong stroll for a mangy stray

Kirios posted:

He's skinny fat.

nah he's downright chubby. i love our big chubby boy

# ? Jan 25, 2022 17:15

Shimrra Jamaane: Aug 10, 2007; Obscure to all except those well-versed in Yuuzhan Vong lore.

Stafford winning the super bowl this year would be another notch in the belt of traditional pocket passers winning which I also like.

# ? Jan 25, 2022 17:16

Play: Apr 25, 2006; Strong stroll for a mangy stray

never realized he's got a bit of tiny face going on. like that one right wing rear end in a top hat

amazing jawline though

# ? Jan 25, 2022 17:25

Cavauro: Jan 9, 2008

# ? Jan 25, 2022 17:27

MJeff: Jun 2, 2011; THE LIAR

He retired Tom Brady.

# ? Jan 29, 2022 20:32

fartknocker: Oct 28, 2012; Damn it, this always happens. I think I'm gonna score, and then I never score. It's not fair.; Wedge Regret

MJeff posted:

He retired Tom Brady.

Put Stafford in the HoF alongside Eli, Flacco, and Big Dick Nick.

# ? Jan 29, 2022 20:43

really queer Christmas: Apr 22, 2014

MJeff posted:

He retired Tom Brady.

I love Matt stafford

# ? Jan 29, 2022 20:48

Grand Theft Autobot: Feb 28, 2008; I'm something of a fucking idiot myself

He has good opinions on multiple topics.

# ? Jan 29, 2022 20:59

Mega64: May 23, 2008; I took the octopath less travelered,

And it made one-eighth the difference.

Matthew Stafford stole Tom Brady's soul. Now he has the powers of a 44-year-old man.

# ? Jan 29, 2022 21:00

PupsOfWar: Dec 6, 2013

pretty sure QBs work on Highlander rules so now Stafford is the one true GOAT

# ? Jan 29, 2022 21:04

Shimrra Jamaane: Aug 10, 2007; Obscure to all except those well-versed in Yuuzhan Vong lore.

I am completely content with Brady ending his career against Matt Stafford who is on the way to finishing out his own Hollywood storyline by winning the Super Bowl after escaping from the evil Detroit Lions.

# ? Jan 29, 2022 21:09

Apples McGrind: Oct 13, 2013

MATT STAFFORD KILLED THE DRAGON. ALL HAIL MATT STAFFORD.

# ? Jan 29, 2022 21:19

Elephanthead: Sep 11, 2008; Toilet Rascal

Apples McGrind posted:

MATT STAFFORD KILLED THE DRAGON. ALL HAIL MATT STAFFORD.

released the dragon, to the old country buffet in Florida for 3 pm supper.

# ? Jan 29, 2022 21:20

Vincent Van Goatse: Nov 8, 2006; Enjoy every sandwich.; Smellrose

Apples McGrind posted:

MATT STAFFORD KILLED THE DRAGON. ALL HAIL MATT STAFFORD.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aRySwnJJSCQ&t=112s

# ? Jan 29, 2022 21:23

tinstaach: Aug 3, 2010; MAGNetic AttITUDE

Cavauro posted:

# ? Jan 29, 2022 21:26

fartknocker: Oct 28, 2012; Damn it, this always happens. I think I'm gonna score, and then I never score. It's not fair.; Wedge Regret

He's good

# ? Jan 31, 2022 03:38

Alfred P. Pseudonym: May 29, 2006; And when you gaze long into an abyss, the abyss goes 8-8

Wow, Matthew Stafford has gone to the super bowl every single season that he hasn�t been on the Lions. That�s an incredible rate. Tom Brady went to the Super Bowl in less than half of his non-Lions seasons.

# ? Jan 31, 2022 03:40

Apples McGrind: Oct 13, 2013

Matt Stafford is not Aaron Rodgers... he's better.

# ? Jan 31, 2022 03:55

Cocaine is Abel: Nov 12, 2021

Very cool hall of fame quarterback that everyone wanted to pretend wasn�t going to make the hall of fame

# ? Jan 31, 2022 04:03

Q_res: Oct 29, 2005; We're fucking built for this shit!

To be fair, if he'd stayed in Detroit he wouldn't have.

# ? Jan 31, 2022 05:02

Factor Mystic: Mar 20, 2006; Baby's First Post-Apocalyptic Fiction

Darth Brooks posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8rvIwyikbRU

Video is the game where Matt has had the crap knocked out of him against the Browns and realizes that he can come back in the game when the Browns call a TO. I've been jealous of his love for the game and talent since he was drafted by Detroit.

This is the video that made me a Matt Stafford fan

# ? Jan 31, 2022 05:11

Android Apocalypse: Apr 28, 2009; The future is
AUTOMATED
and you are
OBSOLETE; Illegal Hen

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=roVsVhefoo4
Probably the most baller QB move I've ever seen.

I always liked Stafford, though I also thought he was a lot like Brett Favre in his gunslinging ways where he'd stare down receivers & try to fit passes in windows that were a little too small.

I hope the Super Bowl is a gunfight.

# ? Jan 31, 2022 05:15

tinstaach: Aug 3, 2010; MAGNetic AttITUDE

Factor Mystic posted:

This is the video that made me a Matt Stafford fan

He played four days after this in the Thanksgiving game against Green Bay.

(do not look up his stat line for that game, actually don't look up anything from his rookie season except for this)

# ? Jan 31, 2022 05:29

Nervous: Jan 25, 2005; Why, hello, my little slice of pecan pie.

MJeff posted:

He retired Tom Brady.

gently caress Matt Stafford.

# ? Jan 31, 2022 05:40

MJeff: Jun 2, 2011; THE LIAR

Nervous posted:

gently caress Matt Stafford.

Buddy, they won't even let me gently caress him.

# ? Jan 31, 2022 05:42

Play: Apr 25, 2006; Strong stroll for a mangy stray

MJeff posted:

Buddy, they won't even let me gently caress him.

and im a season ticket holder!!

# ? Jan 31, 2022 05:57

C-Euro: Mar 20, 2010; Soiled Meat

He rules OP

# ? Jan 31, 2022 06:54

MikeCrotch: Nov 5, 2011; I AM UNJUSTIFIABLY PROUD OF MY SPAGHETTI BOLOGNESE RECIPE

YES, IT IS AN INCREDIBLY SIMPLE DISH

NO, IT IS NOT NORMAL TO USE A PEPPERAMI INSTEAD OF MINCED MEAT

YES, THERE IS TOO MUCH SALT IN MY RECIPE

NO, I WON'T STOP SHARING IT

more like BOLLOCKnese

Matt Stafford is a chill enough guy to put up with his crazy rear end wife

# ? Jan 31, 2022 12:58

Elephanthead: Sep 11, 2008; Toilet Rascal

Nervous posted:

gently caress Matt Stafford.

Yes this is the thread for people that would like to do that. He rules.

# ? Jan 31, 2022 13:29

DariusLikewise: Oct 4, 2008; You wore that on Halloween?

I love you Matthew Stafford

# ? Jan 31, 2022 17:10

Shimrra Jamaane: Aug 10, 2007; Obscure to all except those well-versed in Yuuzhan Vong lore.

So if Stafford wins will Detroit hold a fan rally for him like Boston did for Ray Bourque?

# ? Jan 31, 2022 17:42

Apples McGrind: Oct 13, 2013

Shimrra Jamaane posted:

So if Stafford wins will Detroit hold a fan rally for him like Boston did for Ray Bourque?

I think Detroit might have a bigger party than LA tbh

# ? Jan 31, 2022 17:51

Play: Apr 25, 2006; Strong stroll for a mangy stray

i will have a huge party, and add to my matthew statue which has been built entirely of bodily fluids

# ? Jan 31, 2022 20:54

AsInHowe: Jan 11, 2007; red winged angel

Shimrra Jamaane posted:

So if Stafford wins will Detroit hold a fan rally for him like Boston did for Ray Bourque?

I hope so

# ? Feb 1, 2022 01:58

Dance McPants: Mar 11, 2006

Shimrra Jamaane posted:

So if Stafford wins will Detroit hold a fan rally for him like Boston did for Ray Bourque?

*furiously checks local forcast for the week after the 13th* Light snow mixed with rain. Overcast. high 36 low 20.

Perfect Detroit rally weather, let's make this happen

# ? Feb 1, 2022 16:31

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LargeHadron: May 19, 2009; They say, "you mean it's just sounds?" thinking that for something to just be a sound is to be useless, whereas I love sounds just as they are, and I have no need for them to be anything more than what they are.

He does seem like a genuinely nice guy. Sometimes you can tell when it�s just a media front, but not Stafford.

# ? Feb 1, 2022 20:06

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