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The Something Awful Forums > Main > General Bullshit > My latest pickup (haters in full flight, punching the air as the go)
 
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Vampire Panties
Apr 18, 2001
nposter
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Personal anecdote - I ran a Cinnamon Chewing Toothpick ring in grade school.


I loved these as a kid, when you used to be able to buy these in the little packages at the store a kerjillion years ago. My dad laughed at me and said that they're nothing but regular toothpicks soaked in cinnamon oil from the grocery store, and I was like 'R E A L L Y?!?!?!?!? TAKE ME TO THE GROCERY STORE RIGHT NOWWWWWWWWW'

I used my own money to buy a giant box of toothpicks and a jar of cinnamon oil. Shoved all the toothpicks in, let them soak overnight, sold them to kids at school for a nickel a piece. I made a lot of money very quickly, like a hundred bux or some poo poo. I had other kids slanging dem sticks for me right away, but I wouldn't give up my secret recipe. Eventually the principal had to have a chat with me and my side hustle at school got banned :reject:

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The Something Awful Forums > Main > General Bullshit > My latest pickup (haters in full flight, punching the air as the go)