|
Schweinhund posted:Actually the answer is "who cares". Ever since he dumped Chyna, HHH's been a pure company stooge to me. Watching him get the keys to the kingdom yanked from him in such a way is... well it's almost It Was Me,Austin levels of Part of me does wonder what WWE would be like with Levesque at the helm. It's seemed strangely generic for a while.
|
# ¿ Jan 29, 2022 01:36 |
|
|
# ¿ Apr 28, 2024 05:55 |
|
Shane was born in 1970 so our memories of him being the Greenwich badboy cast him in his late 20s.
|
# ¿ Jan 29, 2022 02:05 |
|
Cubone posted:didn't it not happen because of covid Between that and Linda eating poo poo at the polls, it was a banner year for the MacMaHon family
|
# ¿ Jan 29, 2022 05:46 |
|
Man, imagine if HHH was pissed enough to jump to AEW and the NXT became some shitass D-GenerationXT thing. Last time someone was this much of a boy scout we got John Cena.a.
|
# ¿ Jan 29, 2022 05:53 |
|
Scummy is Hulk Hogan sabotaging Jessie Ventura's attempt to unionize the stable. hosed up is anything doing with Ultimate Warrior and Steph McMahon. Infidel Castro posted:AEW is the good kind of dumb.
|
# ¿ Feb 3, 2022 04:37 |
|
KANE SET FIRE TO HIS HOME AND WAS DISFIGURED IN THE FIRE AND HE BURNED HIS VOCAL CHORDS OUT! (Kane gets the Voice Box gimmick) WHOAH THIS DUDE SOUNDS HARDCORE // drat a Hulu Show that's basically the McMahons interspersed with some past scenes and B-plot would be fun.
|
# ¿ Feb 4, 2022 01:58 |
|
I can't take Lesner seriously with that dick tattooed on his chest. Also lol that McMahon brings him back so often considering he told them all to gently caress off for MMA money or Football or whatever.
|
# ¿ Feb 4, 2022 03:50 |
|
GolfHole posted:i like to read about wrestling as if it's dispatches from the war "Dearest Sunny, I am dispatched in search of a dreaded thing, this "steak wrap". I have only my poor humours to blame for this calamity, as my body failed to prevent a most demure sneeze..."
|
# ¿ Feb 4, 2022 15:39 |
|
Pretty sure that Saudi fail-round was what prompted Taker to step down. Xotl posted:So out of the 64 worst things in a long line of worst things twitter contest, what was the worstest (with some context, because I stopped following this stuff in the late 80s). Owen Hart - had a 99 gimmick as The Blue Blazer (some super eagle or something iono). During a PPV event, Owen was supposed to descend from the rafters to interrupt a match, but his harness failed and he dropped 70ft onto a turnbuckle. Dude died. Mass Transit - Paul Heyman's ECW days were full of crazy, but this is the time he almost killed a kid. 17 year old lied to be part of a match and was set up against a dude that was infamous for going off the script. Kid gets bladed extra deep, passes out from blood loss, and ends up needing stitches.
|
# ¿ Feb 5, 2022 04:27 |
|
I think The Fiend was bullshit but Wyatt did have presence and his weird cult promos were decent. Let's see which broken-body the pull out of retirement this time. What's... uhhhh.... All Snow doing.
|
# ¿ Feb 5, 2022 17:56 |
|
I guess Wyatt was from NXT and part of the HHH cleanse. That or he was getting big enough to start influencing the creative direction lol
|
# ¿ Feb 6, 2022 01:38 |
|
Tell that to QuadGOAT Vince Mechaman
|
# ¿ Feb 6, 2022 14:51 |
|
Legend says Buff Bagwell is still bitter over getting like 1 fight on WWE and then being let go. Also I am all in for Gavok's Wrestlehouse Storytime
|
# ¿ Feb 7, 2022 09:32 |
|
Was that after they got Kurt Angle, who turned out to be a loving machine in the ring with his weird thumb-man charisma? Because lightning did not strike twice. I did like Henry as part of a tag-team. Having big unflappable dudes in the roster keeps things interesting.
|
# ¿ Feb 7, 2022 16:01 |
|
At Vince's funeral, a young beefy redhead with godly locks will proclaim that he is the Long Lost CloneSon of Vince and a struggle for primacy will ensue.
|
# ¿ Feb 7, 2022 19:09 |
|
By all accounts, Taker was the guy that would stick up for employees being mistreated and would occasionally tell Vince he was loving poo poo up. Dude might be a Guns and Ammo conservative in real life but as a workmate he seemed to be legit.
|
# ¿ Feb 7, 2022 21:58 |
|
SilvergunSuperman posted:Pretty lovely thing to say tbh Lol they think wrestling fans are real.
|
# ¿ Feb 8, 2022 05:21 |
|
Hearing JR is comforting and nostalgic.
|
# ¿ Feb 8, 2022 05:36 |
|
Blurry Gray Thing posted:Honestly, it's only fair, since without this kind of soft magic, the Undertaker would be the only one with any powers. Was Midian supposed to be supernatural or just weird looking like Golddust?
|
# ¿ Feb 8, 2022 13:36 |
|
I had one of those PSX wrestlemans and I'll never forget the voice going "The BIZZARE ONE" and "Rocky Maiavilla"
|
# ¿ Feb 8, 2022 15:35 |
|
Al snow was Weird Val Venis to me.
|
# ¿ Feb 8, 2022 18:21 |
|
Ghost Leviathan posted:I did hear fun things about Chikara but then it apparently exploded with #MeToo.
|
# ¿ Feb 11, 2022 16:18 |
|
Infidel Castro posted:Not to mention Nyla Rose...
|
# ¿ Feb 11, 2022 22:17 |
|
Animal-Mother posted:JBL claimed to be a wrestling god, but not necessarily the wrestling god.
|
# ¿ Feb 12, 2022 22:21 |
|
gbs but from 2004 posted:Dang these effort posts are great write ups, thanks. Just put these on the new sa front page as a series of articles
|
# ¿ Feb 12, 2022 23:52 |
|
Was it Monday Night RAW where the WCW announcer was like "Well I guess Mankind is the WWF champ now lol" and then Turner Broadcasting heard the sound of 65% of their audience hit the PREVIOUS button on their remotes to see it?
|
# ¿ Feb 13, 2022 04:17 |
|
The Last Call posted:It's also why take red hot wrestlers and make them into just another guy or girl on the roaster. * Jessie Ventura advocating for a Union (re:Healthcare benefits + retirement) after getting a taste of SAG*AFTRA thanks to Predator. * Hogan becoming a household name and getting movie opportunities * Hogan, Nash, Hall being on WCW and transferring their WWF-Bourne popularity to a rival * The Rock jumping ship to Hollywood asap * Lesner dropping WWE and coming back to it like his personal piggy bank. Vince just doesn't want any wrestler to get over the WWE branding anymore.
|
# ¿ Feb 13, 2022 22:06 |
|
Vince thought that the XFL would thrive because of poo poo storylines like "The L.A. RIPPERS head cheerleader was seen coming out of the Austin GUN-SHOOTERS lockerroom!!!!!" He also tried to launch a Monster Truck show with similar stupid.
|
# ¿ Feb 13, 2022 22:59 |
|
It's me, I'm the dummy that was so out of the loop with regards to WCW that I never knew the nWo was supposed to be a riff on WWF In Our House. Having a dozen spin-off nWos and then having it full of WCW staples is sure stupid, though!
|
# ¿ Feb 14, 2022 15:27 |
|
Someone can do an epic rock opera on The Hubris of Hunter Hurst Helmsley.
|
# ¿ Feb 15, 2022 04:27 |
|
MyChemicalImbalance posted:Watching X-Seven right now, had forgotten about Right To Censor, maybe it's not all gold
|
# ¿ Feb 20, 2022 00:00 |
|
TV Zombie posted:Is it just really unlucky or real easy to blow out one’s quads sliding into a ring? Ages ago some gearhead had written about his experience in like Maxim. Was at the gym and the muscle just slid off. Went into the ER and caught sepsis, almost died, etc.
|
# ¿ Feb 21, 2022 01:15 |
|
Dumb idiot should have been Tigershark and never touched the tattoo.
|
# ¿ Feb 21, 2022 16:13 |
|
Lol what the gently caress did I just waaaaaaaaaaaaaaatch!
|
# ¿ Feb 21, 2022 18:01 |
|
I wish I had watched more WWE when Asuka and Kairi were taking the show by storm. I tuned in to the inaugural FOX Smackdown and saw The Rock cutting a spot with Becky Lynch and thought "Well drat, she must be pretty good"
|
# ¿ Feb 23, 2022 05:19 |
|
Chyna was done dirty all through the attitude era. I *loved* watching her be this impossible towering figure that threw in with the general roster and wasn't just paraded out for arm candy. It made the D-X stable seem like more than rowdy dumbass mean boys. I stopped watching when she got paired up with Latino Heat. Was that any good.? I got the feeling that pairing was supposed to be insulting to both characters I like to think that society is in a slightly kinder mindset now and wonder if she'd be received differently.
|
# ¿ Feb 23, 2022 20:13 |
|
Vince McMahon can spin gold into poo poo. That barb about him being a millionaire instead of a billionaire is so true.
|
# ¿ Feb 25, 2022 04:47 |
|
My biggest WWE mysteries are how tf JBL was a thing and how Cena went from Wrestling Marky Mark to a legit talent.TV Zombie posted:He seems pretty smart about the business.
|
# ¿ Feb 27, 2022 22:13 |
|
Well shiy, thanks for the history on the two wrestlers I asked about. That was enlightening!Trollologist posted:Ric Flair.
|
# ¿ Feb 28, 2022 01:38 |
|
|
# ¿ Apr 28, 2024 05:55 |
|
Undertaker was, canonically, a zombie wizard. I dint think death was supposed to mean much.
|
# ¿ Mar 1, 2022 03:51 |