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K3nT3n
Oct 8, 2015


https://twitter.com/Esplin9466Prime/status/1487142532798550017?s=20&t=Tz27LgDF4LinC7Rv026Atw

Ha!

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Inexplicable Humblebrag
Sep 20, 2003



don't really care about that op. check out this tweet instead

https://twitter.com/egtgawa/status/1487013793704157189

hot cocoa on the couch
Dec 8, 2009



Inexplicable Humblebrag posted:

don't really care about that op. check out this tweet instead

https://twitter.com/egtgawa/status/1487013793704157189

lmao

ChunTheUnavoidable
Sep 27, 2021



Im always saying this op

hot cocoa on the couch
Dec 8, 2009



gas this piece of poo poo thread tho

Big Beef City
Aug 15, 2013

Bigger Beef Corporation



Take your meds and shut your post hole.

Zeluth
May 12, 2001



People are stupid.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QhqGCPMfkNM

Why so many rings?

Zeluth fucked around with this message at 19:58 on Jan 28, 2022

Yaldabaoth
Oct 9, 2012

I MISSED YOUR OLD AV BECAUSE IT WAS FIT SOOOOOOOO WELL.

YOU POST LIKE A DRUNK JORDAN PETERSON THAT LOOKS LIKE HE'S MELTING UNDER THE STRAIN OF ALL OF GBS TELLING HIM TO GET FUCKED.

IT SHOULD BE ILLEGAL TO BE THIS BAD AT POSTING

FURTHERMORE I


All three are rules to be honest. Religion is the law of God, government is the law of man, and science is the law of nature.

Zeluth
May 12, 2001



Yaldabaoth posted:

All three are rules to be honest. Religion is the law of God, government is the law of man, and science is the law of nature.

Who are the Billionairre federalists thats controls biolions upon bioillonds of funds?

Icochet
Mar 18, 2008

I have a very small TV. Don't make fun of it! Please don't shame it like that~


Grimey Drawer

Which religion has the somersault kick? I'm converting to that

Big Beef City
Aug 15, 2013

Bigger Beef Corporation


Icochet posted:

Which religion has the somersault kick? I'm converting to that

Catholicism does have its flaws, but being the original font of Christianity does make you feel closer to your opponents as you perform both somersault kicks and the vaunted thunder punch abilities.

DeadFatDuckFat
Oct 29, 2012

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MfkHkdu5IEI

cult_hero
Jul 10, 2001


Mormonism is capoeira, looks good and is popular, but absolute rubbish.

ChunTheUnavoidable
Sep 27, 2021



Big Beef City posted:

Catholicism does have its flaws, but being the original font of Christianity does make you feel closer to your opponents as you perform both somersault kicks and the vaunted thunder punch abilities.

if you like things that are different things at the same time, you basically cant beat catholicism. Weve got sons who are their own fathers, bread and wine that is also the flesh and blood of said son, religion that is also a government, and flashy but tasteful bling

DeadFatDuckFat
Oct 29, 2012

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The gently caress looks good about mormonism???

cult_hero
Jul 10, 2001


DeadFatDuckFat posted:

The gently caress looks good about mormonism???

Haircuts and long skirts?

And those pert young twinks they keep sending to my house.

Fartsucker
Jan 20, 2022

by Pragmatica


hot cocoa on the couch posted:

gas this piece of poo poo thread tho

DeadFatDuckFat
Oct 29, 2012

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cult_hero posted:

Haircuts and long skirts?

And those pert young twinks they keep sending to my house.

I don't like this post

Weka
May 5, 2019


Big Beef City posted:

Catholicism does have its flaws, but being the original font of Christianity does make you feel closer to your opponents as you perform both somersault kicks and the vaunted thunder punch abilities.

You misspelled eastern orthodox.

Zeluth
May 12, 2001



Ooops, I already did that.

I am going off-road.

cult_hero
Jul 10, 2001


Weka posted:

You misspelled eastern orthodox.

You mispelled coptic.

Yaldabaoth
Oct 9, 2012

I MISSED YOUR OLD AV BECAUSE IT WAS FIT SOOOOOOOO WELL.

YOU POST LIKE A DRUNK JORDAN PETERSON THAT LOOKS LIKE HE'S MELTING UNDER THE STRAIN OF ALL OF GBS TELLING HIM TO GET FUCKED.

IT SHOULD BE ILLEGAL TO BE THIS BAD AT POSTING

FURTHERMORE I


DeadFatDuckFat posted:

The gently caress looks good about mormonism???

It's perfect if you have a fetish for Leave It To Beaver.

Literally A Person
May 17, 2017



Finally an excuse to use a yarmulke as a ninja star. TAKE THAT ANTI-SEMITES!!

Big Beef City
Aug 15, 2013

Bigger Beef Corporation


Weka posted:

You misspelled eastern orthodox.

wrong, The pope was seated in rome and a patriarch in constantinople.
The pope consolidated the power and seat of Christendom in Rome to the dismay of the Patriarch, and then Constantinople got sacked.
The pope tried on numerous occasions from the 1200's until the fall of Constantinople entirely in the 1400's to reconcile east and west, but the east rebuffed him and literally went their own way.
THEY fractured from the Papal See, not the other way around. Sorry Charlie.

cult_hero
Jul 10, 2001


Big Beef City posted:

wrong, The pope was seated in rome and a patriarch in constantinople.
The pope consolidated the power and seat of Christendom in Rome to the dismay of the Patriarch, and then Constantinople got sacked.
The pope tried on numerous occasions from the 1200's until the fall of Constantinople entirely in the 1400's to reconcile east and west, but the east rebuffed him and literally went their own way.
THEY fractured from the Papal See, not the other way around. Sorry Charlie.

Are you still mad that everyone dissed your boy Arius?

Big Beef City
Aug 15, 2013

Bigger Beef Corporation


cult_hero posted:

Are you still mad that everyone dissed your boy Arius?

we had conference calls about that it's...fine now.

Colonel Cancer
Sep 26, 2015

Tune into the fireplace channel, you absolute buffoon

Scientology probably got rayguns, gently caress all of this Iron age bullshit

Sid Vicious
Jan 1, 1970



if i was a animorph i would tirn into a loaf of bread (:

Colonel Cancer
Sep 26, 2015

Tune into the fireplace channel, you absolute buffoon

I don't think bread is an animal sid

Colonel Cancer
Sep 26, 2015

Tune into the fireplace channel, you absolute buffoon

Turning into a nasty yeast infection is ok tho!

Sid Vicious
Jan 1, 1970



its morphin time oh god i am a loaf of bread now oh no there is so many ducks help ahjhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

cult_hero
Jul 10, 2001


Sid Vicious posted:

its morphin time oh god i am a loaf of bread now oh no there is so many ducks help ahjhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

I'll help you Sid! *morphs into a chocolate labrador retriever*

Oh no, I seem to have made things worse by eating the bread.

Sid Vicious
Jan 1, 1970



great big cardboard tube
Sep 3, 2003



Literally A Person posted:

Finally an excuse to use a yarmulke as a ninja star. TAKE THAT ANTI-SEMITES!!

Sew some razor blades into the edges and be a Hebrew kung lao

Who What Now
Sep 10, 2006



Big Beef City posted:

Catholicism does have its flaws, but being the original font of Christianity does make you feel closer to your opponents as you perform both somersault kicks and the vaunted thunder punch abilities.

The original font of Christianity was Judiasm. You can't get closer to Jesus than being the same religion as him!

Who What Now
Sep 10, 2006



Also you'd think Judaism would be the Krav Maga of religion but it's actually the Brazilian Jujitsu

Yaldabaoth
Oct 9, 2012

I MISSED YOUR OLD AV BECAUSE IT WAS FIT SOOOOOOOO WELL.

YOU POST LIKE A DRUNK JORDAN PETERSON THAT LOOKS LIKE HE'S MELTING UNDER THE STRAIN OF ALL OF GBS TELLING HIM TO GET FUCKED.

IT SHOULD BE ILLEGAL TO BE THIS BAD AT POSTING

FURTHERMORE I


Who What Now posted:

Also you'd think Judaism would be the Krav Maga of religion but it's actually the Brazilian Jujitsu

Why do so many people learn the brazilian version of jujitsu over the original? What the hell could brazilians have done to make jujitsu more appealing to white people?

Lil Swamp Booger Baby
Aug 1, 1981



Dicks are balls

ChunTheUnavoidable
Sep 27, 2021



just lmao if you reject and kill the son of godů talk about making GBS threads the bed

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Who What Now
Sep 10, 2006



Yaldabaoth posted:

Why do so many people learn the brazilian version of jujitsu over the original? What the hell could brazilians have done to make jujitsu more appealing to white people?

Basically whipped white people rear end nonstop.

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