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rotinaj posted:The one problem with ed norton as miles bron as an elon analogue is that ed norton has charisma and speaking skills and a group of friends who he enjoys spending time with https://twitter.com/KnivesOut/status/1606688943302475776
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kazil posted:The character is a parody of all tech bros. The movie was written long before Elon went super crazy with Twitter. It just lines up extremely well right now. If I were Johnson I'd also say that so the thin-skinned shitboer and his army of morons wouldn't come after me.
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Dec 27, 2022 15:21
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E the Shaggy posted:Has anyone compiled a list of all the things that Musk promised he would do but didn't? https://elonmusk.today/
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Dec 27, 2022 19:37
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Every single interviewee should remind him of this forever.
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serious gaylord posted:If it loses 10% a day he loses less money each day! Zeno's boeradox but the turtle is way too thick-skinned to work as him.
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Dec 27, 2022 21:11
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SurreptitiousMuffin posted:I mean you KNOW an Elon/AOC debate wouldn't be a 'debate' it would just be an hour of him awkwardly hitting on her using stale reddit memes She should agree then send Azealia Banks in her stead.
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PhazonLink posted:you assume the rich white woman didnt offload her kids onto The Help? The Help was probably busy being molested by Errol.
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Dec 28, 2022 12:00
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 I thought that was just some chud rando.Well, still is, really.
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Dec 28, 2022 15:10
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E the Shaggy posted:Lol what the gently caress even? Saving this because it's 100% getting deleted: 
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Radio Paranoia posted:I don't know if it's common elsewhere in the world, but a South African slang word for "disgusting" or "gross" is "sis", pronounced the same, derived from the Afrikaans word "sies". Very possible he's going "I'm not gross, you are." in earnest. nth-ing that this is far beyond his intellectual capacity.
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TheMostFrench posted:What is the point of this feature even meant to be? Were people stealing tweets from other people? If it recognises images, won't it happen every single time someone copies an image without retweeting? It's to find the Ghislaine image.
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Cool Kids Club Soda posted:What toppings did he order Corncob
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Dec 29, 2022 23:09
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Too late, it's canon.
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Catastrophe posted:The thing is what has Greta Thunberg done wrong? She hasn't murdered anyone, raped anyone, kidnapped anyone, smuggled drugs, become a terrorist... I think all she did was ask people to please try to be more responsible with how we treat our home planet and those other humans around us. I'm trying to find a way to be upset about that message but I really, truly can't. Can't have a  tell me what to do!
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bird with big dick posted:The Qanons are largely supporting him The Matrix sends its regards. https://twitter.com/BNONews/status/1608913459164450817
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Infinitum posted:You don't need to argue with those people or give a poo poo about their 'sources'. 100% this, death to all of them.
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AutismVaccine posted:Not severe enough. Dont let them clog up valueable beds in intensive care units imo. I was thinking chudchipper.
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Neddy Seagoon posted:At this rate I'm half-expecting someone to have to talk him down off a roof. Me! Let me do it! What do you mean, down on this side?
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Entropic posted:I just realized that neither capacitive buttons nor touchscreens are usable when you get into the car wearing gloves. Speaking from northern Ontario in the winter, lol Look at this touchscreen-compatible-gloves-less boomer. I just tried using some in Norway and it's basically impossible.
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Fortunately not everyone is this dumb.  
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feelix posted:He was wrong about this just like he was a wrong dead idiot about treating his cancer with juice At least he killed himself, unlike Musk.
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Vincent Van Goatse posted:Elon Musk has been an idiot for 1000 pages. That's a drastic underestimation.
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Tai posted:Let me just clarify Yes, and there's no emergency exits in the tunnel.
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Data Graham posted:why the christ does it need to involve cars and drivers and steering wheels and anything other than a tracked centralized system at all, if the cars don't leave the loop. Literally all the functionality is already solved by the above poo poo The only swine dumber than Elon are the ones eating his poo poo.
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Murdstone posted:They should build longer teslas to fit more passengers. Maybe connect them to each other so they only need one driver for several of them.  but on fire
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As a bazinga, I can confirm I have no time for contemplation when walking as I have to QWOP the entire time so I don't fall over. And that's before even THINKING about breathing!
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ben shapino posted:Isn't this just a crypto scam Sure looks like it.
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Kingo Ligma posted:In all fairness the only person who's ever seen Elon cumming is the lab tech holding the specimen jar. New worst job ever.
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Devils Affricate posted:Yeah I have a feeling Tate's new Romanian roommates won't have much patience for his constant narcissistic rambling. Dude's gonna get shanked on day 2 while the guards watch and laugh. Good.
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The Saddest Rhino posted:Anyway pyf country's prison you think musk should spend at least a week in South Africa. Or Mars.
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Musk buy the Notchhouse.
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^^^ blew my mind that loving pinterest has more users than Twitter. Senor Tron posted:(although he will always be living in a life of luxury magnitudes beyond what any of us could ever dream of) And yet, alone and hated by all.
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bobjr posted:https://twitter.com/kattenbarge/status/1613616949342396417?s=46&t=ZaqUM5zdzSmSQcfyIUYw0g Roiland is just a less accented Musk who never shuts the gently caress up.
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Family: Unnamed Children, like in real life.
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supabump posted:roiland has been pushing some web3 bullshit on his twitter so good riddance I guess Oh, he's done multiple NFT "projects".
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*Musk wins, drives off with the jury foreman's Tesla* Ah well. Nevertheless,
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Klyith posted:except that lately Musk has been the Bizarro-Trump, every time he tries to wriggle he just makes things worse for himself instead Oh, I'm hoping that I'm laughably wrong about this.
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They mean suppositories.
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