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Fart Sandwiches
Apr 4, 2006

i never asked for this

Lol

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Fart Sandwiches
Apr 4, 2006

i never asked for this

echinopsis posted:

lmao

lol so on the weekend I had to buy some stuff from hardware store and it came to about $140 and I was using my partners card and this particular checkout doesn’t weigh stuff like a supermarket because idk it’s a hardware store. so scanned card and then came home

and later on she asked me if I used her card or mine because she couldn’t see the transaction on her bank app so I checked mine and wasn’t there either so I went to look at the receipt to see if I could glean a clue as to what card was used and I read the receipt and see the line “declined”..

lol she’d given me the wrong card, a card with no money on it, and I just scanned and left with the goods for free


as far as I am concerned, the big australian owned hardware place didn’t do their job of making sure I paid so it’s their fault I got the stuff for free

Praxis

Even knowing it was a mistake just the image of someone swiping a card, having it decline, and then leaving with the goods is really loving funny

Fart Sandwiches
Apr 4, 2006

i never asked for this

mobby_6kl posted:

You can't arrange by penis

This is a deep cut and I appreciate it

Fart Sandwiches
Apr 4, 2006

i never asked for this

Powerful Two-Hander posted:

as someone that drinks an unreasonable amount of lager, heineken is ok if it's sufficiently cold from a bottle but garbage in all other circumstances.

Heineken in Amsterdam tastes really good cause it’s fresh. At least that’s what I tell myself because I enjoyed many refreshing Heinekens when I was there, among other things.

Fart Sandwiches
Apr 4, 2006

i never asked for this

nexous posted:

sounds like you shouldn’t be using computers

This but it’s written in my own blood on the mirror i shattered at work like I’m Laura palmers dad

Fart Sandwiches
Apr 4, 2006

i never asked for this
I have met several goons from my posting career in gip but ever since I moved to the POS for my posting home I haven’t met none a y’all. one of the friends I see the most often is a goon tho and he lurks yospos and the discord :ninja:

Fart Sandwiches
Apr 4, 2006

i never asked for this

I’m quake 4

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Fart Sandwiches
Apr 4, 2006

i never asked for this

Kenny Logins posted:

turn on your webcam

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