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"roll. roll. rollrollrollrollroll drink the potion roll roll roll atta-roll"
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"alright let's check out the green, adjust landing zone ten meters back and three to the left. practice swing. practice swing. backswiiiiiiing FRONTSWING!"
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May 16, 2022 21:38
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"kiss princess zelda. why isn't this working maybe i need to yell it or something loving mad catz mic KISS. PRINCESS. ZELDA."
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May 16, 2022 21:39
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"drink monster energy drink. urinate. walk north. LOOK OUT A ROCK LOOOOOOK OUT NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!"
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May 16, 2022 21:41
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new spreadsheet. add buy transaction. add sell transaction. pivot table. open economics spreadhseet. open weapons spreadsheet. add weapon. update quantity. update spaceship. delete spaceship. pivot table. pivot table. pivot table. (contentedly) close game.
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May 16, 2022 22:06
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Me: (holds the mic up to an entire Pentecostal congregation) Game: KO My opponent: Fuckin' cheese strat |
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May 16, 2022 22:33
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"nuke the french. build a hockey rink. nuke the french again."
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May 16, 2022 23:15
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my roommate and i used to work up his brother while playing the special edition of halo by yelling "XBOX, GRENADE" to make the game throw a grenade |
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May 16, 2022 23:17
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ERROR: "loving Bullshit Piece of poo poo Motherfucker" is not a valid command. |
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May 16, 2022 23:40
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Open door. Murder. Open Door. Murder. Pick up keycard. Open door. Murder. Begin new Level. Open Door |
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May 17, 2022 05:01
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 raise dongers
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May 17, 2022 05:11
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Gooooooo! Brakebrakebrakebrake leftleftLEFFFTTT... GOOOOOOO! |
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May 17, 2022 07:36
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this is insanely impressive but his minor victory breakdown at the end is something else
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May 17, 2022 15:35
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"make that arasaka corposoldier commit suicide. engage selfie mode...aaaaand take photo"
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May 17, 2022 15:37
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Piss. Craft piss grenade. Piss. Craft piss grenade. Piss. Craft piss grenade. Piss. Craft piss grenade. |
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May 17, 2022 18:03
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Buttchocks posted:Piss. |
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May 17, 2022 19:25
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this Van Halen track is really loving with my super Mario game |
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May 18, 2022 07:21
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Finding a way to beat Megaman 6 by playing an entire Guns & Roses album for it |
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May 18, 2022 07:50
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Manifisto posted:new spreadsheet. add buy transaction. add sell transaction. pivot table. open economics spreadhseet. open weapons spreadsheet. add weapon. update quantity. update spaceship. delete spaceship. pivot table. pivot table. pivot table. (contentedly) close game. Daft Punk are back baybeee |
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May 18, 2022 11:51
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"rotate block left, move right, hard drop. is this a metaphor? rotate left, rotate left, hard drop. is any one task more meaningful than another, given the vastness of time and space? rotate right, slow drop, to the left to the left. should this freedom feel liberating or terrifying? to the right, rotate to the left, hard drop. *4 levels of blocks disappear as the tetris sound plays* "gently caress yes"
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May 18, 2022 14:14
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Drink-Mix Man posted:this Van Halen track is really loving with my super Mario game |
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Drink-Mix Man posted:this Van Halen track is really loving with my super Mario game lmao |
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Heather Papps posted:"rotate block left, move right, hard drop. is this a metaphor? rotate left, rotate left, hard drop. is any one task more meaningful than another, given the vastness of time and space? rotate right, slow drop, to the left to the left. should this freedom feel liberating or terrifying? to the right, rotate to the left, hard drop. *Playing Tetris* "Complete a line." "Complete a line." "Do that more but make it a big one, like the 4 line one that makes the cool Tetris sound." "Keep doing that forever." Yeah, I'm sort of a big deal in the community, a world record holder and all.
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I honestly would just run around yelling "strafe!"
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Gosub Accelup(0.2) Gosub Accelup(0.5) Gosub Accelup(1.0) Gosub Accelup(1.0) nonono Gosub Deccelup(0.8) Gosub Deccelup(0.5) Gosub Deccelup(0.2) c'mon... gently caress Open File Menu Quit Pong.exe |
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May 23, 2022 10:00
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"Remove trouser" |
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May 23, 2022 16:31
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taking a microphone to the ball game to run "twitch plays pokemon volume 2: yankee stadium plays pokemon" |
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computer, just build a shrine, monument and library everywhere and call me in 1000 years unless barbarians attack |
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May 24, 2022 13:40
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Down up left, right right up up up down down up right gently caress DDR is hard
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pixaal posted:Down up left, right right up up up down down up right gently caress Especially when you have to hit two directions at once, and don't even get me started on that other dance game that uses diagonals |
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May 24, 2022 19:02
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Up Up Up poo poo I need that coin Down Down Swim Down .... no not again! I didn't say drown!
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May 24, 2022 19:27
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move down...extend neck...hover up...summon Elliot...move left....move down...get candy get the candy get the loving candy *sigh* get the Reese's Pieces brand peanut butter candy, America's number 1 favorite snack |
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May 24, 2022 20:08
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Is there any way to generate a nude Mario? Nude. Mario. |
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May 24, 2022 20:08
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Drink-Mix Man posted:Is there any way to generate a nude Mario? 
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boop. boop beep. boop beep beep. boop beep beep doot. boop beep doot poo poo poo poo gently caress GODDAMMIT Gruß vom Krampus |
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Buttchocks posted:move down...extend neck...hover up...summon Elliot...move left....move down...get candy lol
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Crawl forward, crawl forward, crouch, peek over wall, stand, aim left, aim left , aim farther left, keep aiming left, aim left you motherfucker he's right there... Respawn. |
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