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Cold on a Cob
Feb 6, 2006

i've seen so much, i'm going blind
and i'm brain dead virtually

College Slice

mystes posted:

Claim: facebook uses your phone's microphone to record everything you say

Reality: facebook doesn't need to use your phone's microphone because they're paying your friends, coworkers, and family to report everything you say in detail

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The Fool
Oct 16, 2003


hilarious how much effort we put into securing data on the back end to have this happen

Beeftweeter
Jun 28, 2005

OFFICIAL #1 GNOME FAN

The Fool posted:

hilarious how much effort we put into securing data on the back end to have this happen

not as much effort as meta put in apparently, lol

3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010

it's called meta because i've never meta worse company :rimshot:

The Fool
Oct 16, 2003


well, using that facebook pixel thing is the equivalent of building a tunnel big enough for a dump truck just for facebook to use

The Fool
Oct 16, 2003


im not privy to it but I can guarantee there's a large amount of "who could have predicted this!!?!" going on the the c suite right now

Beeftweeter
Jun 28, 2005

OFFICIAL #1 GNOME FAN
man that really sucks though, condolences on what i'm sure is a 6-alarm dumpster fire

Radia
Jul 14, 2021

And someday, together.. We'll shine.
cjs: trying to figure out if I accidentally volunteered for an 11pm deployment

akadajet
Sep 14, 2003

CRIP EATIN BREAD posted:

close your laptop in class goddamn

if I had a laptop in college I’d have flunked out

Jonny 290
May 5, 2005



[ASK] me about OS/2 Warp
its that time of year again, when all the kpop fans get diabetes from the holiday tracks

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kBwikDvbRbI

The Fool
Oct 16, 2003


https://youtu.be/d1zc6gyXdZg

The Fool
Oct 16, 2003


https://youtu.be/VhGL86hAIzs

post hole digger
Mar 21, 2011

akadajet posted:

if I had a laptop in college I’d have flunked out

PokeJoe
Aug 24, 2004

hail cgatan


i had one but it was too lovely to take to class. I didn't get a smartphone until my senior year thank god

Beeftweeter
Jun 28, 2005

OFFICIAL #1 GNOME FAN
i had a powerbook and then a core duo mbp. almost nobody used macs until the intel transition so i usually didn't bring it lol

Jonny 290
May 5, 2005



[ASK] me about OS/2 Warp
lol i had a god damned 486dx2-66 when i went to college, running windows 95 (POORLY) on 8mb of ram, and then some kid i made friends with gave me a p133 compaq he stole from a hospital in texarkana. i still have tracks i wrote on that machine

Beeftweeter
Jun 28, 2005

OFFICIAL #1 GNOME FAN

Jonny 290 posted:

running windows 95 (POORLY)

smoked a bit because of the cold and this made me lol pretty hard

dioxazine
Oct 14, 2004

i do miss university in its own way

also done for the day. three hour "work" day tomorrow and then sweet freedom

mailorder bees
Nov 4, 2011

FLUFFERNUTTER
couldnt pay me to go back to school. dont miss university in the least

Pollyanna
Mar 5, 2005

Milk's on them.


cjs: practicing cultivating detachment

if this team goes to hell and I lose my job, I am still happy. it means I am free of the potential to suffer by continuing to work in this environment. I am even happy while I am still at this job, because its success or failure is not tied to my success or failure - I am only one part of a much larger system. whether this works out or not has barely anything to do with me personally, so why stress over it?

there is much more in life to enjoy than a simple desk job, and I want to focus on that instead.

Roosevelt
Jul 18, 2009

I'm looking for the man who shot my paw.

cjs: pre-thanksgiving pizza party. we went aroun and introduced ourselves and i said i was my boss' boss.

dioxazine
Oct 14, 2004

what kind of pizza?

Roosevelt
Jul 18, 2009

I'm looking for the man who shot my paw.

dioxazine posted:

what kind of pizza?

Buffalo Chicken
More Meat
The “M”eatless*
Bobcat Special
Hyalite Special
Tomato Pie*
Greek*
Spinach Pie with Bacon
Pinecreek
Quattro Formaggi*

i only know what half of those are

President Beep
Apr 30, 2009





i have to have a car because otherwise i cant drive around the country solving mysteries while being doggedly pursued by federal marshals for a crime i did not commit (9/11)

The Fool posted:

there's a couple laws that are very specific about how tax info can be shared and this is guaranteed to be a violation

don’t worry I’m sure they won’t get in much trouble

The Fool
Oct 16, 2003


there will be a fine and everyone will have forgotten about it by april

post hole digger
Mar 21, 2011


jesus lol

InternetOfTwinks
Apr 2, 2011

Coming out of my cage and I've been doing just bad
Whole lotta nothing going on today. Thought we were rushing to get this site over to the client but I guess the PM is out today so *shrug*? All my poo poo's done at least, so whatever.

rotor
Jun 11, 2001

classic case of pineapple derangement syndrome

3D Megadoodoo posted:

it's called meta because i've never meta worse company :rimshot:

graph
Nov 22, 2006

aaag peanuts

dioxazine posted:

i do miss university in its own way

it was totally loving awesome minus the whole classes and absurd amounts of work

graph
Nov 22, 2006

aaag peanuts

Roosevelt posted:

i only know what half of those are

Roosevelt posted:

Quattro Formaggi*

that one's four cheese

Roosevelt
Jul 18, 2009

I'm looking for the man who shot my paw.

graph posted:

that one's four cheese

ooh good one thx

graph
Nov 22, 2006

aaag peanuts

Roosevelt posted:

ooh good one thx

yw

Roosevelt
Jul 18, 2009

I'm looking for the man who shot my paw.

Hyalite Special is chicken, bacon, jalapenis, red onion and pineapple with tomato parmesan sauce

post hole digger
Mar 21, 2011

Roosevelt posted:

Tomato Pie*


this is a pizza with tomatoes on it.

Truman Peyote
Oct 11, 2006



cjs: first complaint that our twitter integration is not working as expected has come in :newlol:

Archduke Frantz Fanon
Sep 7, 2004


:hmmyes:

A Wheezy Steampunk
Jul 16, 2006

High School Grads Eligible!

post hole digger posted:

this is a pizza with tomatoes on it.

tomato pie is a utica expression, it's sort of like pizza with a focaccia crust, lots of tomato sauce, and minimal cheese

dioxazine
Oct 14, 2004

sounds like roosevelt ate a lot of pizza today

post hole digger
Mar 21, 2011

A Wheezy Steampunk posted:

tomato pie is a utica expression, it's sort of like pizza with a focaccia crust, lots of tomato sauce, and minimal cheese

Well I'm from Albany, and I never heard anyone use the phrase 'Tomato Pie'

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mystes
May 31, 2006

post hole digger posted:

Well I'm from Albany, and I never heard anyone use the phrase 'Tomato Pie'
lol

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