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precision
May 7, 2006

hug your posting pals




hummus was not made to be eaten with small size chips... this is just madness. each chip gets way too much hummus, so one has to add dry chips to mouth manually. attempts to avoid this by diminishing the extent of hummus on chip met with failure as this results in a simply unsatisfying and too dry chip. further reseeach must be done

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flubber nuts
Oct 5, 2005




wtf you eating in bed why

Agent Escalus
Oct 5, 2002

"I couldn't stop saying aloud how miscast Jim Carrey was!"


Because that’s totally a goon thing to do, that’s why

Devils Affricate
Jan 22, 2010


Gonna get crumbs everywhere OP

Deep-Sixed
Jun 1, 2019


At least you're not doing it the other way around. Don't trust anything wet from the Dollar General.

hot cocoa on the couch
Dec 8, 2009



thread sadly delivers on title promise and paradoxically i must vote 1

Fartington Butts
Jan 21, 2007




Shovel the hummus into your mouth with the corner of the laptop.

jimmyjams
Jan 10, 2001


King Kong of Megadongs
Gobblin' them mega schlongs
Makin' sure they mega long
Stroke' 'em if they mega strong


fart

Nooner
Mar 26, 2007

An A+ Poster (:

Thats a nice snack OP hope youre enjoying (:

DamnCanadian
Jan 3, 2005

Perpetuating the stereotype since 1978.

You’re right OP hummus was meant to be eaten with pita

BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011

this kills the crab

Sure, they're visually impressive, but a lot of posters find large avatars physically uncomfortable. Furthermore, the owners of large avatars often rely on their size alone and don't bother to develop more refined posting techniques.







What kind of hummus you got there OP? Looks like maybe red pepper?

Ez8
Aug 5, 2004


This is the content I didn't know I needed. Thanks.

Saalkin
Jun 29, 2008




Fartington Butts posted:

Shovel the hummus into your mouth with the corner of the laptop.

Colonel Cancer
Sep 26, 2015

Tune into the fireplace channel, you absolute buffoon

Spread the hummus on the laptop keyboard and then close it :)

DeadFatDuckFat
Oct 29, 2012

This avatar brought to you by the 'save our dead gay forums' foundation.




At least use a plate or put down some paper towels or something, jesus

Yates
Jan 29, 2010

He was just 17...



I like the Walmart brand hummus. It is pretty good.

Saalkin
Jun 29, 2008




DeadFatDuckFat posted:

At least use a plate or put down some paper towels or something, jesus

Sounds like something a coward would do.

Smugworth
Apr 18, 2003

Well, I've got brain damage on the side of my brain, and I don't know which side, left or right, where I huffed gasoline for ten long years.




Is that the chipotle flavored hummus
It's very good

Jelly
Feb 11, 2004

PEANUT BUTTER IS NOT MY FATHER

I was fooled into thinking this was the new nom epique thread title

punching the air

hot cocoa on the couch
Dec 8, 2009



Jelly posted:

I was fooled into thinking this was the new nom epique thread title

punching the air

lol

Nefarious 2.0
Apr 22, 2008

Offense is overrated anyway.



op is gonna wake up and peel a frito off his sweaty rear end

will he eat it? (y/n)

Brother Tadger
Feb 15, 2012

I'm accidentally a suicide bomber!



Where the yeti rn, OP?

flubber nuts
Oct 5, 2005




where the hell did that bread clip come from mother fucker what are you hiding

LargeHadron
May 19, 2009

They say, "you mean it's just sounds?" thinking that for something to just be a sound is to be useless, whereas I love sounds just as they are, and I have no need for them to be anything more than what they are.


It sounds like Dollar General...sent you cheesy Fritos, the worst they could find

Peggy Edson
Oct 15, 2004



imagine eating hummus or any dip with regular rear end tiny fritos lol

they make fritos scoops literally for dip you loving moron

Poohs Packin
Jan 13, 2019



Chips in bed are terrible, dusty rear end fritos are worse, adding a dip to the equation is just abominable

Billy Ray Blowjob
Nov 30, 2011


You know the sheets aren't getting washed often.

The quilt and quilt cover even less.

Billy Ray Blowjob
Nov 30, 2011


Whats the bread bag clip about? Why is that there?

Billy Ray Blowjob
Nov 30, 2011


Monday – blue
Tuesday – green
Thursday – red
Friday – white
Saturday – yellow.

BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011

this kills the crab

Sure, they're visually impressive, but a lot of posters find large avatars physically uncomfortable. Furthermore, the owners of large avatars often rely on their size alone and don't bother to develop more refined posting techniques.







More interested in what’s going on here

Poohs Packin
Jan 13, 2019



OP doesn't even have a napkin and is just licking the hummus off them fingers they're dipping into the dip because the chips are too small and typing with chip dust and hummus and spit from licking and wiping on their pants and the sheet and they're gonna probs J/O in bed after posting and then just go to sleep right there amongst all of it and wake up and the hummus will be on the nightstand thats actuslly just an old dining chair

Billy Ray Blowjob
Nov 30, 2011


Poohs Packin posted:

OP doesn't even have a napkin and is just licking the hummus off them fingers they're dipping into the dip because the chips are too small and typing with chip dust and hummus and spit from licking and wiping on their pants and the sheet and they're gonna probs J/O in bed after posting and then just go to sleep right there amongst all of it and wake up and the hummus will be on the nightstand thats actuslly just an old dining chair

Get Chip
Dip Chip in hummus
Eat Chip
Dip Fingers in hummus
Suck fingers clean
Type this thread.
Repeat

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006



Smellrose

thanks for the white noise op

Billy Ray Blowjob
Nov 30, 2011


Vincent Van Goatse posted:

thanks for the white noise op

Guy who posts "thanks for the white noise op" has a problem with "white noise"

Giraffe
Dec 12, 2005



Soiled Meat

Billy Ray Blowjob posted:

Guy who posts "thanks for the white noise op" has a problem with "white noise"

Who is watching the watchers???

Giraffe
Dec 12, 2005



Soiled Meat

Also, do you have a spoon OP? You need to pour the Fritos into the hummus and eat them like cereal. (The hummus is the milk.)

Brother Tadger
Feb 15, 2012

I'm accidentally a suicide bomber!



BAGS FLY AT NOON posted:

More interested in what’s going on here



Yea, MST3k is a p good show

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LargeHadron
May 19, 2009

They say, "you mean it's just sounds?" thinking that for something to just be a sound is to be useless, whereas I love sounds just as they are, and I have no need for them to be anything more than what they are.


BAGS FLY AT NOON posted:

More interested in what’s going on here



You should be

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