target brand hummus and dolar general brand fritos next to a laptop

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precision: May 7, 2006; hug your posting pals

hummus was not made to be eaten with small size chips... this is just madness. each chip gets way too much hummus, so one has to add dry chips to mouth manually. attempts to avoid this by diminishing the extent of hummus on chip met with failure as this results in a simply unsatisfying and too dry chip. further reseeach must be done

# ? May 25, 2022 22:03

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flubber nuts: Oct 5, 2005

wtf you eating in bed why

# ? May 25, 2022 22:11

Agent Escalus: Oct 5, 2002; "I couldn't stop saying aloud how miscast Jim Carrey was!"

Because that’s totally a goon thing to do, that’s why

# ? May 25, 2022 22:24

Devils Affricate: Jan 22, 2010

Gonna get crumbs everywhere OP

# ? May 25, 2022 22:26

Deep-Sixed: Jun 1, 2019

At least you're not doing it the other way around. Don't trust anything wet from the Dollar General.

# ? May 25, 2022 22:37

hot cocoa on the couch: Dec 8, 2009

thread sadly delivers on title promise and paradoxically i must vote 1

# ? May 25, 2022 22:39

Fartington Butts: Jan 21, 2007

Shovel the hummus into your mouth with the corner of the laptop.

# ? May 25, 2022 22:40

jimmyjams: Jan 10, 2001; King Kong of Megadongs
Gobblin' them mega schlongs
Makin' sure they mega long
Stroke' 'em if they mega strong

fart

# ? May 25, 2022 22:43

Nooner: Mar 26, 2007; An A+ Poster (:

Thats a nice snack OP hope youre enjoying (:

# ? May 25, 2022 22:47

DamnCanadian: Jan 3, 2005; Perpetuating the stereotype since 1978.

You’re right OP hummus was meant to be eaten with pita

# ? May 25, 2022 22:53

BAGS FLY AT NOON: Apr 6, 2011; this kills the crab

Sure, they're visually impressive, but a lot of posters find large avatars physically uncomfortable. Furthermore, the owners of large avatars often rely on their size alone and don't bother to develop more refined posting techniques.

What kind of hummus you got there OP? Looks like maybe red pepper?

# ? May 26, 2022 00:19

Ez8: Aug 5, 2004

This is the content I didn't know I needed. Thanks.

# ? May 26, 2022 00:21

Saalkin: Jun 29, 2008

Fartington Butts posted:

Shovel the hummus into your mouth with the corner of the laptop.

# ? May 26, 2022 00:41

Colonel Cancer: Sep 26, 2015; Tune into the fireplace channel, you absolute buffoon

Spread the hummus on the laptop keyboard and then close it

# ? May 26, 2022 00:58

DeadFatDuckFat: Oct 29, 2012; This avatar brought to you by the 'save our dead gay forums' foundation.

At least use a plate or put down some paper towels or something, jesus

# ? May 26, 2022 01:17

Yates: Jan 29, 2010; He was just 17...

I like the Walmart brand hummus. It is pretty good.

# ? May 26, 2022 01:18

Saalkin: Jun 29, 2008

DeadFatDuckFat posted:

At least use a plate or put down some paper towels or something, jesus

Sounds like something a coward would do.

# ? May 26, 2022 01:37

Smugworth: Apr 18, 2003; Well, I've got brain damage on the side of my brain, and I don't know which side, left or right, where I huffed gasoline for ten long years.

Is that the chipotle flavored hummus
It's very good

# ? May 26, 2022 01:38

Jelly: Feb 11, 2004; PEANUT BUTTER IS NOT MY FATHER

I was fooled into thinking this was the new nom epique thread title

punching the air

# ? May 26, 2022 02:14

hot cocoa on the couch: Dec 8, 2009

Jelly posted:

I was fooled into thinking this was the new nom epique thread title

punching the air

lol

# ? May 26, 2022 02:58

Nefarious 2.0: Apr 22, 2008; Offense is overrated anyway.

op is gonna wake up and peel a frito off his sweaty rear end

will he eat it? (y/n)

# ? May 26, 2022 03:02

Brother Tadger: Feb 15, 2012; I'm accidentally a suicide bomber!

Where the yeti rn, OP?

# ? May 26, 2022 05:39

flubber nuts: Oct 5, 2005

where the hell did that bread clip come from mother fucker what are you hiding

# ? May 26, 2022 05:43

LargeHadron: May 19, 2009; They say, "you mean it's just sounds?" thinking that for something to just be a sound is to be useless, whereas I love sounds just as they are, and I have no need for them to be anything more than what they are.

It sounds like Dollar General...sent you cheesy Fritos, the worst they could find

# ? May 26, 2022 12:43

Peggy Edson: Oct 15, 2004

imagine eating hummus or any dip with regular rear end tiny fritos lol

they make fritos scoops literally for dip you loving moron

# ? May 26, 2022 12:46

Poohs Packin: Jan 13, 2019

Chips in bed are terrible, dusty rear end fritos are worse, adding a dip to the equation is just abominable

# ? May 26, 2022 13:01

Billy Ray Blowjob: Nov 30, 2011

You know the sheets aren't getting washed often.

The quilt and quilt cover even less.

# ? May 26, 2022 13:03

Billy Ray Blowjob: Nov 30, 2011

Whats the bread bag clip about? Why is that there?

# ? May 26, 2022 13:04

Billy Ray Blowjob: Nov 30, 2011

Monday – blue
Tuesday – green
Thursday – red
Friday – white
Saturday – yellow.

# ? May 26, 2022 13:08

BAGS FLY AT NOON: Apr 6, 2011; this kills the crab

Sure, they're visually impressive, but a lot of posters find large avatars physically uncomfortable. Furthermore, the owners of large avatars often rely on their size alone and don't bother to develop more refined posting techniques.

More interested in what’s going on here

# ? May 26, 2022 13:12

Poohs Packin: Jan 13, 2019

OP doesn't even have a napkin and is just licking the hummus off them fingers they're dipping into the dip because the chips are too small and typing with chip dust and hummus and spit from licking and wiping on their pants and the sheet and they're gonna probs J/O in bed after posting and then just go to sleep right there amongst all of it and wake up and the hummus will be on the nightstand thats actuslly just an old dining chair

# ? May 26, 2022 13:13

Billy Ray Blowjob: Nov 30, 2011

Poohs Packin posted:

OP doesn't even have a napkin and is just licking the hummus off them fingers they're dipping into the dip because the chips are too small and typing with chip dust and hummus and spit from licking and wiping on their pants and the sheet and they're gonna probs J/O in bed after posting and then just go to sleep right there amongst all of it and wake up and the hummus will be on the nightstand thats actuslly just an old dining chair

Get Chip
Dip Chip in hummus
Eat Chip
Dip Fingers in hummus
Suck fingers clean
Type this thread.
Repeat

# ? May 26, 2022 13:17

Vincent Van Goatse: Nov 8, 2006; Smellrose

thanks for the white noise op

# ? May 26, 2022 13:40

Billy Ray Blowjob: Nov 30, 2011

Vincent Van Goatse posted:

thanks for the white noise op

Guy who posts "thanks for the white noise op" has a problem with "white noise"

# ? May 26, 2022 13:43

Giraffe: Dec 12, 2005; Soiled Meat

Billy Ray Blowjob posted:

Guy who posts "thanks for the white noise op" has a problem with "white noise"

Who is watching the watchers???

# ? May 26, 2022 14:29

Giraffe: Dec 12, 2005; Soiled Meat

Also, do you have a spoon OP? You need to pour the Fritos into the hummus and eat them like cereal. (The hummus is the milk.)

# ? May 26, 2022 14:31

Brother Tadger: Feb 15, 2012; I'm accidentally a suicide bomber!

BAGS FLY AT NOON posted:

More interested in what’s going on here

Yea, MST3k is a p good show

# ? May 26, 2022 17:41

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# ? Jul 6, 2022 12:52

LargeHadron: May 19, 2009; They say, "you mean it's just sounds?" thinking that for something to just be a sound is to be useless, whereas I love sounds just as they are, and I have no need for them to be anything more than what they are.

BAGS FLY AT NOON posted:

More interested in what’s going on here

You should be

# ? May 26, 2022 20:14

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