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I don't know how they can justify $60 per hour for a non-trained massage therapist. That was one of the longest hours on a massage table I have ever had, I couldn't wait for it to be done. When a "therapist" does the exact same stroke over and over to the point of being annoying it drives me nuts. They are simply wasting time. She spent so much time on my back that she barely massaged my legs and when I flipped over to be face up I got about 5 minutes of oil spreading on my shoulders and that was it. Asked what pressure I prefer and I said strong pressure...it was barely light pressure! Terrible. Will never go back nor recommend.
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I walked in, and a lady came out of one of the rooms and she told me to leave because she was busy. Extremely rude. So I walked out saying, I'll never step foot in that place again!
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May 29, 2022 18:36
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They working on my body so strong and I feel all body loose lot nice job
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May 29, 2022 18:37
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Google reviews-Oriental-jackshack-rubandtug-MrKraft
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May 29, 2022 18:40
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scrunt!
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May 29, 2022 18:43
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Inexplicable Humblebrag posted:scrunt! Eh, that's better than normal Jimmy.
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May 29, 2022 18:44
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Are there any asian message parlors left that actually give people messages or are they all a front for hiring a prostitute to give you a hand job?
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May 29, 2022 18:49
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Being a goon fat fold massager is certainly some level of personal hell
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May 29, 2022 18:54
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in which a goon visits a rub and tug
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May 29, 2022 18:55
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Yeah man they should really jack you off FIRST so you’re super relaxed for the massage. 
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May 29, 2022 19:11
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https://www.yelp.com/biz/tulip-chinese-massage-spa-green-bay-7
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May 29, 2022 19:29
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Yaldabaoth posted:Are there any asian message parlors left that actually give people messages or are they all a front for hiring a prostitute to give you a hand job? Yeah, there's legit ones.
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May 29, 2022 19:58
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Yaldabaoth posted:Are there any asian message parlors left that actually give people messages or are they all a front for hiring a prostitute to give you a hand job? no, some of them will give you a foot job instead
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May 29, 2022 20:30
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Yaldabaoth posted:Are there any asian message parlors left that actually give people messages or are they all a front for hiring a prostitute to give you a hand job? This one is legit: 
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May 29, 2022 20:37
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Traxis posted:This one is legit: I sure hope so because that does not look like a massage parlor you want anywhere near your dick.
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May 29, 2022 20:41
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Traxis posted:This one is legit: I can get a crawfish boil, boba, shave ice and a massage all at once? SIGN ME THE gently caress UP
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May 29, 2022 20:43
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How do they teach the crawfish to give massages?
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May 29, 2022 21:00
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super sweet best pal posted:How do they teach the crawfish to give massages? The same way they teach shrimp to fry rice
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May 29, 2022 21:03
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so uhh... is this like a happy ending type dealio or what?
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May 29, 2022 21:03
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Panic! At The Tesco posted:so uhh... is this like a happy ending type dealio or what? It's a very, very bad ending *doesn't break eye contact as she jerks you off and demons start to appear around her*
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May 29, 2022 21:32
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Panic! At The Tesco posted:so uhh... is this like a happy ending type dealio or what? BBC forgot to ask for one, then wondered why he left disappointed. 
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May 30, 2022 12:02
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I used to tell people I got a job planting tulips
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May 30, 2022 12:13
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when i go in they refuse to jack me off but when tom brady goes in they jack away like theres no tomorrow
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May 30, 2022 12:17
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hot & juicy crawfish my rear end, little fuckers didn't find me attractive enough, sorry i don't have 7 super bowl rings you little assholes
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May 30, 2022 12:18
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Luvcow posted:hot & juicy crawfish my rear end, little fuckers didn't find me attractive enough, sorry i don't have 7 super bowl rings you little assholes
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May 30, 2022 12:36
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My massage lady is a very strong and broad polynesian woman and she is just brutal and laughs at my obvious pain, that's really what you want from a massage
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May 30, 2022 13:11
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Huh your dominatrix does massages?
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May 30, 2022 14:23
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tulip massage amateur take it rough findom ruined orgasm gently caress you no come back
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May 30, 2022 18:14
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Back in about '99, I was at an establishment such as the one in the op and the masseuse asked me if I was a cop. The first thing that came out was, "No, I just have short hair". I don't think she'd seen Bottle Rocket but she had her own fireworks show ready to go.
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May 30, 2022 19:50
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Cheers, Billy V. We thank you for your 1 star review.
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May 30, 2022 21:08
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So back in like 2004-5 a goon posted in GBS about Asian Massage Parlors or AMP's as he called them. I think the girls he knew working at this place were korean. But he tells a story about going to a party where these girls are working and one of them sees some one with a different person or something like that. So the woman takes a letter opener and stabs someone. The best joke in the thread was "...well he should have paid for the happy ending not the stabby ending"
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May 30, 2022 21:11
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Caesar Saladin posted:My massage lady is a very strong and broad polynesian woman and she is just brutal and laughs at my obvious pain, that's really what you want from a massage This is the kind of masseuse who should be giving the hand jobs.
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May 30, 2022 21:16
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BigBadSteve posted:BBC forgot to ask for one, then wondered why he left disappointed. Wait. You have to ASK for the happy ending? I thought it was just part of the package.
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May 30, 2022 22:24
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Traxis posted:This one is legit: Houston?
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May 30, 2022 22:33
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In my personal headcanon BBC will now forever be in Green Bay.
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May 30, 2022 22:51
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CaptainSarcastic posted:In my personal headcanon BBC will now forever be in Green Bay. No wonder he's so angry all the time.
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May 30, 2022 22:55
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Yaldabaoth posted:No wonder he's so angry all the time. Exactly. It answers so many questions.
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May 30, 2022 23:11
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OP massaged my back by poudning his fists into my back while yelling "TAKE THIS, AND THAT, ANd THIS AND THAT"
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May 30, 2022 23:24
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Lil Swamp Booger Baby posted:OP massaged my back by poudning his fists into my back while yelling "TAKE THIS, AND THAT, ANd THIS AND THAT" Same but my groin, and it only costs me $50 to have him do it. It’s a bargain tbqh.
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All that and they didn’t even wank you off.
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