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Jun 4, 2022 11:11
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wizards are superior to warlocks and sorcerers, in my humble opinion. way cooler outfits
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Jun 4, 2022 11:13
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Stupid rear end Harry Potter has completely ruined the concept of wizards. However, I will still continue to put a Bugle on my cat’s head and say “You’re a wizard, ‘arry.”
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Jun 4, 2022 11:22
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Harry Potter makes it seem like you have to be born a wizard but anybody can be a wizard if they put in the work, I prefer that
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Jun 4, 2022 11:24
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Jun 4, 2022 11:26
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What is the moment when we find out magic isn't real? Does anyone recall? I remember being very young and wanting to find a genie so that I didn't have to die. I knew the concept of death, of ceasing to exist, before I gave up on genies and magic and such. That's quite strange to my adult self now.
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Jun 4, 2022 11:54
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Szyznyk posted:Stupid rear end Harry Potter has completely ruined the concept of wizards. However, I will still continue to put a Bugle on my cat’s head and say “You’re a wizard, ‘arry.” The Harry Potter thing really bugged me because I was a weird nerd child who read all of Terry Pratchett's stuff and I knew how good books about A Magical School could be. Yes, of course I was exceedingly popular with nerd and non-nerd alike,
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Jun 4, 2022 12:02
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Tree Bucket posted:The Harry Potter thing really bugged me because I was a weird nerd child who read all of Terry Pratchett's stuff and I knew how good books about A Magical School could be. Just reading the description of his books I’d probably be an incompetent and cynical wizard.
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Jun 4, 2022 13:00
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Bismuth posted:Harry Potter makes it seem like you have to be born a wizard but anybody can be a wizard if they put in the work, I prefer that Britain: Wizard Aristocracy. America: Wizard Meritocracy. Nah, lying to myself. Wizard Oligarchy where you buy your powers.
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Jun 4, 2022 13:02
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Australian wizards https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nClYDL7jgj0
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Jun 4, 2022 13:03
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https://www.somethingawful.com/news/interview-with-dragonmaster/ I remember the recording of this being funny as hell. Oh God this was literally 20 motherfucking years ago. We are so old. Zack Geist Editor Parsons must be dust by now.
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Jun 4, 2022 13:27
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Bismuth posted:Harry Potter makes it seem like you have to be born a wizard but anybody can be a wizard if they put in the work, I prefer that Gandalf is the one who really started that. He really defined the modern wizard, complete with how you have to be born magic from the start. But agreed. Never sat right with me. He goes around calling himself a "learned lore-master" but the reason he has magic is because he's basically an angel. IMO, it's not even a good Odin parallel. Odin wasn't a wizard because he was a God. He was a God who also learned magic. He had to go well out of his way to learn magic. He had to sacrifice stuff for it and even got made fun of by other gods.
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Jun 4, 2022 13:41
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If I want to be fair, I do have to admit that Merlin, in many versions, was half-demon (or sometimes half-fae) and that's what gave him his magic, too. So there's precedent, even before Gandalf. But Wizard's supposed to mean 'wise', so, imo, they really should have to study.
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Jun 4, 2022 13:56
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Panic! At The Tesco posted:W Wizard Master
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Jun 4, 2022 13:58
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Death Is Certain
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Jun 4, 2022 13:59
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Sorcerers are born with magic because their ancestors hosed around, wizards have to learn it because they are nerds.
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Jun 4, 2022 14:00
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Wizard pubes smell pretty ok.
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Jun 4, 2022 14:04
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Dang It Bhabhi! posted:Wizard pubes smell pretty ok. *casts scent of Febreze onto my groin* *testicles explode*
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Jun 4, 2022 15:07
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Ok if you removed their robes and hats and staves and poo poo wizards just look like one of those 80 year old dudes who still does marathons.
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Jun 4, 2022 15:13
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Wizards are unholy abominations and should sit in their towers and think about what they've done
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Jun 4, 2022 15:17
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it'd be p cool to wear a cape all the time
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Jun 4, 2022 15:17
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Ruby Gloom posted:it'd be p cool to wear a cape all the time fuckin ay right it would
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Jun 4, 2022 15:25
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Capes/cloaks own and look cool as hell. Never understood why they went out of fashion.
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Jun 4, 2022 15:25
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Wizards are overrepresented in heavy metal but underrepresented everywhere else. Curious. 
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Jun 4, 2022 15:35
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Specialization in the urinary magical arts. Whizzard
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Jun 4, 2022 15:45
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That latest Harry Potter movie was so hilariously bad. The big evil wizard, Grindelwald, who was raising an army to take over the world decided to run in the wizard elections for wizard president. He convinced all of the wizards of the world to vote for him and he won in a landslide. Then a magical deer came along, and this deer is the Democracy Deer, it sniffs the politicians and kneels before only the most pure of heart. The deer is let loose in front of the candidates: Grindelwald and two other candidates who have had zero lines of dialogue up to this point. The Democracy Deer doesn't kneel before Grindelwald, despite the fact that he just won the election, it kneels before Dumbledore who is also there. All of of the wizards see this, and they demand an immediate re-election upon which one of the other candidates wins and becomes wizard president. Thus Grindelwald is defeated and the film series is concluded.
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Jun 4, 2022 15:46
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Remember when people tried to make saying poo poo like "that's so wizard" a thing? I wanted to die then, like now, the reasons just changed.
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Jun 4, 2022 15:47
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He was right to fear the muggles tbh
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Jun 4, 2022 15:48
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Dang It Bhabhi! posted:Wizards are overrepresented in heavy metal but underrepresented everywhere else. Curious. what about prog, they have whole wizard albums also demons and wizards by uriah heep (is that prog?)
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Jun 4, 2022 15:49
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DeadFatDuckFat posted:Specialization in the urinary magical arts. Whizzard *casts piss on face.* *Testicles explode*
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Jun 4, 2022 15:49
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Are druids a type of wizard? See exhibit a, the pot smoking nature wizard from award winning Hobbit movie trilogy
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Jun 4, 2022 15:50
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Jun 4, 2022 15:51
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An effective way to dissuade people from calling you a neckbeard is to fire magic missiles at their head Also, https://www.somethingawful.com/news/wizard-neighborhood-association/1/ quote:It took me nearly fifteen minutes of arguing with low level skeleton soldiers before I was able to get an audience with a gentleman who identified himself as "Bone Master Ur'Q." He apologized for the disorganization and had his minions move the catapult out of the way of my driveway. I thanked him for taking care of the situation but told him this was not the place for a siege. He agreed to review a copy of our neighborhood charter and fax it to his dark master to avoid future problems. I believe Mr. Ur'Q was sincere and I place the blame for this incident squarely on Mr. Stormbeard. SilvergunSuperman fucked around with this message at 16:07 on Jun 4, 2022 |
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Jun 4, 2022 15:52
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Colonel Cancer posted:Are druids a type of wizard? See exhibit a, the pot smoking nature wizard from award winning Hobbit movie trilogy It's like an impossible burger situation
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Jun 4, 2022 15:52
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Can you even BE a wizard if you're not muttering about the runes and warning about the signs? Harry Potter universe wizards are NOT wizards. They are overclocked magicians. True wizards wouldn't be caught dead leaving their hermitages, and everyone knows wizards socialize by casting ruinous magic at each other over some bullshit drama that happened 500 YEARS AGO THROBINOR NOW LET ME OUT OF THIS loving COMPUTER!!!!
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Jun 4, 2022 15:56
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Mages were the best class in world of warcraft because they could materialise food and water for other players, slightly alleviating the tedium of playing world of warcraft.
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Jun 4, 2022 16:02
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Seth Pecksniff posted:The Indian in the Cupboard? The first half to be precise, which is what the movie sort of covers The second half of the novel is this amazing metaphorical and colorful fever dream as Bastian puts the world back together
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Jun 4, 2022 16:04
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Computers - what have they done for us lately, and is it time to dismantle these silicone good for nothings? (USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)
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Jun 4, 2022 16:43
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gently caress
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Jun 4, 2022 16:43
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Whizzard
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