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ClamdestineBoyster
Aug 15, 2015
Probation
Can't post for 10 years!
I am brushing my teeth. This is a journey. I picked a dingleberry off my rear end in a top hat. Epic journey. I learned the word journey. On a journey my bro. Everything is a journey. Journey journey journey. Extra spiritual bro. All these things are journeys. Bought a thong. Journey. Took the pickles off my cheeseburger. Journey. Sneezed and farted at the same time. Journey. Listened to the band journey.. ON VINYL. This is my journey. Sitting on my rear end, still a journey. All things and everything is a journey. :woop:

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jimmyjams
Jan 10, 2001


King Kong of Megadongs
Gobblin' them mega schlongs
Makin' sure they mega long
Stroke' 'em if they mega strong
fart

Big Beef City
Aug 15, 2013

ClamdestineBoyster posted:

I am brushing my teeth. This is a journey. I picked a dingleberry off my rear end in a top hat. Epic journey. I learned the word journey. On a journey my bro. Everything is a journey. Journey journey journey. Extra spiritual bro. All these things are journeys. Bought a thong. Journey. Took the pickles off my cheeseburger. Journey. Sneezed and farted at the same time. Journey. Listened to the band journey.. ON VINYL. This is my journey. Sitting on my rear end, still a journey. All things and everything is a journey. :woop:

I wish your mouse cursor would take a 'journey' to the 'Log Out' link and beyond!!!

ClamdestineBoyster
Aug 15, 2015
Probation
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Big Beef City posted:

I wish your mouse cursor would take a 'journey' to the 'Log Out' link and beyond!!!

What a journey that would be! :chanpop:

ClamdestineBoyster
Aug 15, 2015
Probation
Can't post for 10 years!
Kale banana wheat bulgar smoothie, JOURNEY! :haibrower:

Panic! At The Tesco
Aug 19, 2005

FART


I'm glad ur able to speak ur truth here

ClamdestineBoyster
Aug 15, 2015
Probation
Can't post for 10 years!
All truths are journeys! :horsedrugs:

Hardawn
Mar 15, 2004

Don't look at the sun, but rather what it illuminates
College Slice
Pfft... I bet you're standing still rn

ClamdestineBoyster
Aug 15, 2015
Probation
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Stand in the place where you were,
Don’t think about direction
Wonder why
It’s technically a journey now.

:banjo:

Bloodfart McCoy
Jul 20, 2007

That's a high quality avatar right there.

ClamdestineBoyster posted:

I am on a journey.

To the Leper’s Colony.

Worf
Sep 12, 2017

If only Seth would love me like I love him!

Big Beef City posted:

I wish your mouse cursor would take a 'journey' to the 'Log Out' link and beyond!!!

The button doesnt even work anymore lol

How long has it been since you even tried?

BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011

A Soft Nylon Bag
Life is like….a midnight train goin’ anywhere…

Hardawn
Mar 15, 2004

Don't look at the sun, but rather what it illuminates
College Slice
You a bubble op, thin skinned and ready to pop

BigBadSteve
Apr 29, 2009

Shoe on head.

kntfkr
Feb 11, 2019

GOOSE FUCKER
The first time I ate mushrooms I was all about concept and annoyed everybody with "what is the concept of concepts?" Very high concept stuff.

ClamdestineBoyster
Aug 15, 2015
Probation
Can't post for 10 years!

BAGS FLY AT NOON posted:

Life is like….a midnight train goin’ anywhere…

Buttfucked forest gump. Big fuckin journey! :mario:

Big Beef City
Aug 15, 2013

kntfkr posted:

The first time I ate mushrooms I was all about concept and annoyed everybody with "what is the concept of concepts?" Very high concept stuff.

I got pushed around on an office chair in an apartment complex parking lot and rolled into the dumpsters. Very classy.

ClamdestineBoyster
Aug 15, 2015
Probation
Can't post for 10 years!

Big Beef City posted:

I got pushed around on an office chair in an apartment complex parking lot and rolled into the dumpsters. Very classy.

Thank you for sharing you’re journey! :tipshat:

I feel like hearing other people’s journeys is a journey in itself! :smug:

BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011

A Soft Nylon Bag
Why don’t you journey down the length of my shaft OP?

ClamdestineBoyster
Aug 15, 2015
Probation
Can't post for 10 years!

BAGS FLY AT NOON posted:

Why don’t you journey down the length of my shaft OP?

Ugh, I’m honestly kind of pooped. Now that everything is a journey everything is also :effort:, but, this is also a journey that I am learning from. :hai:

kntfkr
Feb 11, 2019

GOOSE FUCKER
How much journey did you eat, Clammy?

ClamdestineBoyster
Aug 15, 2015
Probation
Can't post for 10 years!

kntfkr posted:

How much journey did you eat, Clammy?

Wait a journey is a food now too? Lol what am I saying? I MUST HAVE OPEN MIND, EMPTY HEAD OPEN MIND, make room 4 journey, dump a chunk. Seriously though, what is this, a long piece of spaghetti that leads to a temptress? :thunkher:

Worf
Sep 12, 2017

If only Seth would love me like I love him!

Those are just meatballs

ClamdestineBoyster
Aug 15, 2015
Probation
Can't post for 10 years!

Worf posted:

Those are just meatballs

Are they? Or are you on an Italian journey? :thunkin:

Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
Fun Shoe
took a deuce yesterday that was a solid 2 feet in length :haibrow:

Pickwick High
Aug 4, 2019

They call me Nutse
I used to have this hippy dippy Tarot deck with all sorts of New Age concepts. One of them was The Journey:

It said if you keep your eyes on a goal and look ahead towards that goal, you never stop to look at the surroundings and enjoy the journey, you just have your eyes fixed on that goal. Stop to smell a flower or take in a waterfall on your journey.

Also, if you have a goal, what do you do when you've reached that goal? Where is there to go now? Hmmm???

Anyway that's the gist of it, hope it was of value

Hardawn
Mar 15, 2004

Don't look at the sun, but rather what it illuminates
College Slice
I liked it

Infidel Castro
Jun 8, 2010

Again and again
Your face reminds me of a bleak future
Despite the absence of hope
I give you this sacrifice




ClamdestineBoyster posted:

Wait a journey is a food now too? Lol what am I saying? I MUST HAVE OPEN MIND, EMPTY HEAD OPEN MIND, make room 4 journey, dump a chunk. Seriously though, what is this, a long piece of spaghetti that leads to a temptress? :thunkher:

ClamdestineBoyster
Aug 15, 2015
Probation
Can't post for 10 years!

Uggghhhh guys please don’t be fooled by these Clammy D’s knockoffs. :jerkbag:

Worf
Sep 12, 2017

If only Seth would love me like I love him!

i got clammy d at gooncon

ClamdestineBoyster
Aug 15, 2015
Probation
Can't post for 10 years!

Worf posted:

i got clammy d at gooncon

Nice nice, did you get the beenie weenies or the noodles doodles? :thunk:

Worf
Sep 12, 2017

If only Seth would love me like I love him!

ClamdestineBoyster posted:

Nice nice, did you get the beenie weenies or the noodles doodles? :thunk:

i dont remember their names, just that they smelled like unwashed bodyparts

Jelly
Feb 11, 2004

Ask me about my STD collection!
You've inspired me to get off the internet and journey to the store

Mega64
May 23, 2008

I took the octopath less travelered,

And it made one-eighth the difference.
That does it, I am now going to take a journal.

Mega64
May 23, 2008

I took the octopath less travelered,

And it made one-eighth the difference.
gently caress

Mr.Acula
May 10, 2009

Billions and billions of fat clouds

Is journey the mans version of women on tinder calling doing literally anything 'an adventure' ?

Knormal
Nov 11, 2001

The Walrus
Jul 9, 2002

by Fluffdaddy
I'm on a world tour with mohammed my man

Going each and every place with the mic in their hand

hot cocoa on the couch
Dec 8, 2009

The Walrus posted:

I'm on a world tour with mohammed my man

Going each and every place with the mic in their hand

new york, nj, nc, va

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Quotey
Aug 16, 2006

We went out for lunch and then we stopped for some bubble tea.
i feel you. good luck.

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