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So I was drunk driving across the Bay Bridge to meet up with Walter White and the Nazis (Walt was very happy and assured me that this was going to make us all rich) when a spaceship interrupted traffic so I flew to meet them. Then Walt shot me in the face at the rendezvous
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I dreamed I was eating a giant marshmallow and when I woke up -- my pillow was GONE!!! 
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Jun 9, 2022 16:17
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My brother wouldn't stop calling chili dogs "soggy doggies" so I punched him in the face
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Jun 9, 2022 16:20
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DeadFatDuckFat posted:My brother wouldn't stop calling chili dogs "soggy doggies" so I punched him in the face Best tasting hotdog ever mite put it in the menu
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Jun 9, 2022 16:27
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2nd Amendment posted:So I was drunk driving across the Bay Bridge to meet up with Walter White and the Nazis (Walt was very happy and assured me that this was going to make us all rich) when a spaceship interrupted traffic so I flew to meet them. Then Walt shot me in the face at the rendezvous a dream is a wish your heart makes
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Jun 9, 2022 16:28
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Dreams suck. When they’re not straight up eldritch horror, they’re confusing, frustrating, unsatisfying situations that can ruin my day. I wish I could dream about something cool like eating a giant marshmallow. No, I dream about having to crawl into a dark spider filled pit to stop a broken pipe from exploding poo poo water underneath my house and my ex girlfriend is living with me for some reason.
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Jun 9, 2022 16:39
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Stryder posted:a dream is a wish your heart makes I do like drunk driving, breaking bad, meth, making money and suicidal ideation. This interpretation checks out.
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Jun 9, 2022 16:43
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Dreams don't really mean anything, it's just your brain doing stuff, mr. re-reg account.
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2nd Amendment posted:So I was drunk driving across the Bay Bridge to meet up with Walter White and the Nazis (Walt was very happy and assured me that this was going to make us all rich) when a spaceship interrupted traffic so I flew to meet them. Then Walt shot me in the face at the rendezvous It means you've driven drunk before, op
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Jun 9, 2022 16:57
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who knows, you thought it, op
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Jun 9, 2022 16:59
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I was waiting in line at the pharmacy at a grocery store when an entire group of 3-5 year old kids (orphans or something) lined up behind me with their prescriptions in hand, and the two in front tried to cut in front me me (I was next). I kneeled and told the kid "Cutting in line is very rude, you have to wait your turn." And the lady in charge of them said "You're very good with kids, do you have any of your own?" I replied, "No, I dislike children." And she said "I can see that you're lying, I can see it in your eyes." So I got my medicine and walked back to meet up with my Mom and brother who were shopping with a cart, and as I approached, a short fat man with a military veteran Navy hat on turned sideways and rubbed the front of his body up against my mother like a pervert, so I bit his shoulder very hard to surprise him and punched him in the face. I screamed "Marine Corps Motherfucker!" (I am a veteran of the USMC) and he started to try and argue, so I started to make a scene about him being a disgusting pervert rubbing up against my mom like that, and said if he came within 10 feet of her again I would bite his loving nose off. Woke up sweaty and my heart beating rapidly. Thanks brain.
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Jun 9, 2022 17:16
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protip if dreams annoy you drink youself to sleep
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Jun 9, 2022 17:18
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I dreamt about relapsing last night and it sucked. All of the guilt, none of the fun of actually doing hard drugs.
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Jun 9, 2022 17:22
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I dreamed I hugged Galadriel 
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Jun 9, 2022 18:06
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lately all they've been is a way for my subconscious lizard brain to complain that i haven't stuck my dick in anyone lately like no poo poo, rear end in a top hat, what do you think that monthly patreon bill is for, philanthropy? it's to shut you up long enough to purge the prostate and keep the cancer cells out of it
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Jun 9, 2022 18:11
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They mean you aren't working hard enough during the day you lazy piss soaked gently caress of a person. Your filth and laziness disgusts you on such a foundational level even your own stupid brain struggles to free itself of the shambling wreck of existence you call 'living'.
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Jun 9, 2022 18:11
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dreams are messages from the deep
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Jun 9, 2022 18:43
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It means you have a crush on someone op, what's his name?
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Jun 9, 2022 18:44
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Dreaming, dreaming is free
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Jun 9, 2022 18:54
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I dreamed I was happy. Then I woke up.
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Jun 9, 2022 18:56
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I only rarely remember my dreams. Sometimes I'll remember them right when I get up but then I'll go to take a pissy and they'll immediately fade into the ether. I guess that's why people that care a lot about that do dream journals or whatever
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Jun 9, 2022 19:15
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My favourite dreams are ones where you know something about the situation and it's not directly relevant or something you could be expected to know or even something that makes sense but you know it for a certainty anyway. like you dream you meet someone in the street and talk to them about mowing the lawn but it's important that you get away from them because they're a burglar. they didn't tell you they are a burglar or hint at it or reveal anything about themselves that would indicate they are a burglar, and you've never met or heard of them before, but you just know they are a burglar because dreams are like that or you dream it's a wednesday and you're walking to the post box to post a letter but you know you have to be at the office in ten minutes because it's ice cream thursday
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Jun 9, 2022 19:16
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It means your gay op. Welcome!
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Lifepuzzler posted:I was waiting in line at the pharmacy at a grocery store when an entire group of 3-5 year old kids (orphans or something) lined up behind me with their prescriptions in hand, and the two in front tried to cut in front me me (I was next). I kneeled and told the kid "Cutting in line is very rude, you have to wait your turn." And the lady in charge of them said "You're very good with kids, do you have any of your own?" I replied, "No, I dislike children." And she said "I can see that you're lying, I can see it in your eyes." So I got my medicine and walked back to meet up with my Mom and brother who were shopping with a cart, and as I approached, a short fat man with a military veteran Navy hat on turned sideways and rubbed the front of his body up against my mother like a pervert, so I bit his shoulder very hard to surprise him and punched him in the face. I screamed "Marine Corps Motherfucker!" (I am a veteran of the USMC) and he started to try and argue, so I started to make a scene about him being a disgusting pervert rubbing up against my mom like that, and said if he came within 10 feet of her again I would bite his loving nose off. This one is easy. The excessive time and energy you spend guarding your mother's sexual purity is preventing you from starting a family.
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Jun 9, 2022 20:13
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they mean get back to work! 
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I dreamt I was a moron.
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One time I had a dream where giant aliens had conquered the earth. The ground outside was a wasteland but they built and lived in these habitrail things. I was turned into a doll, specifically a "no diaper baby" for one of the alien overlord's children to play with. He'd make me and other humans do tea parties, play dress up, etc with each other. But the "no diaper" part means that our anuses had been sewn shut so every day became more painful as we were filled with poop we couldn't release. When I was no longer fun to play with (because I was in so much pain because I couldn't relieve myself) I was thrown down the trash shoot. I landed on a pile of other no diaper baby formerly human corpses.
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usually I dream about either being trapped in a labyrinthine Collyer's mansion, under orders to clear or move the impossible volume of trash but thwarted by the sheer mass of filthy garbage, the lack of a disposal method or even an exit from the huge, decrepit house; or I'm outside, navigating weird dream-terrain trying to escape the former fate, and eventually failing. probably means I don't work hard enough had a really nice one a few months ago, where I was a (lighthearted, Dragon Quest-esque) knight in the service of a kindly and handsome prince, whom I saved from treachery at the hands of his kin. nothing at all like it since, though 
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Jun 9, 2022 20:44
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Even though its arecurring theme in all my dreams they def dont mean i love gay sex
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Jun 9, 2022 20:47
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I had a dream where I didn't have any friends I woke up feeling very sad  but then I remembembered that I have 206,513 friends on the SA forums 
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Ginette Reno posted:I only rarely remember my dreams. Sometimes I'll remember them right when I get up but then I'll go to take a pissy and they'll immediately fade into the ether. yes it's been a while since high school psychology but as I recall a lot of information from your senses enters a part of your brain that's sort of just constantly draining like a colander. if any of it is important, you store it in your short-term memory, if not, pfft, gone. then if short term memories are important, like you keep having to retrieve them, they become long-term memories. except "flash bulb memories" which are so immediately and obviously important they jump the line and become long-term memories and there's nothing you can do about it your dreams aren't real, so you don't generally remember them unless you specifically make it a point to, which is why dream journals work. you're putting them into memory before they drain out of the colander I have a completely unfalsifiable hypothesis that dreams are your brain running test scenarios with random variables grabbed from your life so you can respond faster to unexpected events, which would help us survive in an unpredictable universe
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Dreams don't mean anything, op. You really shouldn't worry about them. Btw I get this dream quite often, it's pretty nifty: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b3Y-dpZ4Diw
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the thing about dreams is, they're only interesting to the person who dreamt them. hosed up when all ur teeth fall out in one tho
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Jun 9, 2022 21:45
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In dreams, you're mine All of the time
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Jun 9, 2022 21:51
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Lot of gay people in this thread. Its good to see.
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Is consciousness part of Information? Are dreams?
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I dreamed recently that I'd tried to hijack a plane to strike a blow at global capitalism, and everything was going predictably wrong and it was dawning on me that (a) as a non-gun-trained computer toucher with an abiding respect for human life I didn't have the nerve to follow any of my plans or threats through and (b) I'd thrown my entire life down the toilet for an incredibly stupid plan that had no chance of succeeding
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Ed Harris was trying to explain to me why my dad had to take the fall and get fired for Ed's gently caress up (dad's been dead for 2 decades and was never part of my life). I'd had enough of Ed Harris's poo poo and I got in his face and pointed my finger under his chin and I screamed "IF YOU DON"T SHUT UP I AM GONNA HIT YOU!" The shouting woke me up a bit. Then Ed Harris turned into my wife who moments before was snoring very loudly but now looked a bit scared.
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When I had a really bad time in my life, my dreams would show an alternative world where everything was better. I remember looking forward to sleeping all day.
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When I worked for Mosquito Control I used to dream that I went back to work for American Pest and now I went back to pest control I keep dreaming I went back to Mosquito Control. Revolving poo poo jobs.
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