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Waking up at 3:34 AM to take a huge nasty greasy vile rancid poo poo in the darkness and its 90+ degrees out and the fan doesn't work and your rear end sweat is trapping more poo particles to your rear end by the second
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Jun 17, 2022 17:42
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EorayMel posted:Waking up at 3:34 AM to take a huge nasty greasy vile rancid poo poo in the darkness and its 90+ degrees out and the fan doesn't work and your rear end sweat is trapping more poo particles to your rear end by the second this but its a camping trip and the toilet is a bucket
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Jun 17, 2022 17:44
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The kind of poo poo where you know you still have 20% of it still left festering inside your body that cannot come out and you need to wipe 5 separate times and half of it is blood
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Jun 17, 2022 17:44
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Does the state of Massachusetts still pay people to donate poo poo?
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Jun 17, 2022 17:45
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Had wine shits this morning. Hints of baked bean w/ black currant.
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Jun 17, 2022 17:47
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i took a dook at my office last week and a person came in and immediately turned around and left due to the vile smell i was creating 
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Jun 17, 2022 17:53
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Chinatown posted:this but its a camping trip and the toilet is a bucket PopeCrunch posted:MREs are super great for when you're taking a bunch of boy scouts out camping, because someone ALWAYS, ALWAYS forgets either a key ingredient or cooking tool, or even if they actually pulled together and remembered to bring the hot dogs, going home and wrestling a brown cantaloupe out of your rear end beats trying to precision-poo poo into the four inch wide hole the disinterested teenager dug for the latrine pit. If you're going to be out more than two, MAYBE three days though, just pack the food yourself and bring a 5 gallon bucket to poop in.
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Jun 17, 2022 17:54
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Eh, just need to have IBS and after eating some garlic bread I'll be up at 5am defecating Satan himself while promising I will not have any gluten for the rest of my life please God.
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Jun 17, 2022 17:54
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My dog licks the top of my rear end crack the sweat combined with some fart smell is enticing
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Jun 17, 2022 17:56
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Every wednesday at my old elementary school was "Soup Day". The teachers would hand out slips to all the kids with the soup selections listed, and you would check off the box next to the type you wanted. Later that day student volunteers would deliver the soup to their classes from the PAC kitchen where parents slaved away over the stove. Whitney and I had been chosen to deliver our 3rd grade class soup, so we hurried down to the kitchen at the end of the hall to get the trolly. But when we got there, the parent advisors told us our soup wasn't finished yet, but we could wait in there for a few minutes instead of going back to class only to return in ten minutes. We agreed and sat down at one of the tables by the counter. I can't remember exactly what the two of us were talking about, but eventually Whitney grew angry with me (SURPRISE, SURPRISE!), and proceeded to jump up and scream, "YOU'RE SUCH A drat POOP SLUT!!!!!!". With those words she promptly grabbed a huge knife from a rack above the counter and fling it in my direction. With a loud THWACK noise, it embedded itself into the wall about two feet away from my head. The little bitch was later suspended and removed from our school and placed in a mental institution five miles outside of town. I haven't seen her since, but the words "poop slut" are forever in my mind.
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Jun 17, 2022 18:01
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Chinatown posted:i took a dook at my office last week and a person came in and immediately turned around and left due to the vile smell i was creating Absolute power move
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Jun 17, 2022 18:08
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lol @ the general thread concept and most of the posts within
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Jun 17, 2022 18:11
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You should eat more fiber op hth
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Jun 17, 2022 18:19
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When i poo poo at home its completely silent but when i need to poo poo in public im farting between each poo log and even when its rocketing out
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Jun 17, 2022 18:24
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Obviously you gotta work the crowd
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Jun 17, 2022 18:27
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I’ve been sober for a few weeks now so my shits have been refreshingly easy and simple. Honestly? I feel like that makes me better than all of you with the bubble guts.
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Jun 17, 2022 18:30
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just poo poo yourself in public who cares
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Jun 17, 2022 18:34
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Colonel Cancer posted:You should eat more fiber op hth 
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Jun 17, 2022 18:38
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hot cocoa on the couch posted:lol @ the general thread concept and most of the posts within little sitty lovely
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Jun 17, 2022 18:39
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I don't drink
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Jun 17, 2022 18:43
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It's 'wretched', op
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Jun 17, 2022 18:51
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STABASS posted:I don't drink Wow your shits must be rock hard and powdery
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Jun 17, 2022 18:58
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STABASS posted:I don't drink i dont understand. what do you do then 
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Jun 17, 2022 19:02
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This vodka is russian outa my b-hole
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Jun 17, 2022 19:03
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dsf posted:i dont understand. what do you do then He talks about not drinking
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Jun 17, 2022 19:04
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A Strange Aeon posted:It's 'wretched', op https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YJ87hxIGYbM
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Jun 17, 2022 19:08
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Beer shits are worse imo, OP, but I feel ya dog; Friday mornings are the worst
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Jun 17, 2022 19:29
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Projectile vomiting screwdriver acid florescent yellow in shower worse imo
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Jun 17, 2022 20:17
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Chinatown posted:this but its a camping trip and the toilet is a bucket I was recently on a nature walk through the woods, suddenly got terrible stomach cramps and realized there was no way I'd make it to my car and then a restroom. I looked off the path for a place to retreat to and saw an old construction bucket right there and felt like I've been screwed over a bit in life, but sometimes you win one.
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Jun 17, 2022 20:21
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ever take a poo poo that smells like someone dumped a bunch of battery acid into a bucket of decomposing squirrels?
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Jun 17, 2022 20:22
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SilvergunSuperman posted:I was recently on a nature walk through the woods, suddenly got terrible stomach cramps and realized there was no way I'd make it to my car and then a restroom. That was my bucket
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Jun 17, 2022 20:24
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BAGS FLY AT NOON posted:That was my bucket Thank u for being a friend
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Jun 17, 2022 20:25
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Lol. Just get a fricking bidet you nobs. Every poo poo is a pleasure after that.
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Jun 17, 2022 20:26
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hot cocoa on the couch posted:lol @ the general thread concept and most of the posts within I hate this thread but since SOME PEOPLE don't want five mega threads with three day old reddit posts in them I guess it stays 
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Jun 17, 2022 20:34
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Seth Pecksniff posted:I hate this thread but since SOME PEOPLE don't want five mega threads with three day old reddit posts in them I guess it stays voting 5 as a precautionary measure. vicious mods are on the prowl
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Jun 17, 2022 20:35
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hot cocoa on the couch posted:voting 5 as a precautionary measure. vicious mods are on the prowl Voting a poop thread anything but 2 smdh
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Jun 17, 2022 20:56
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hot cocoa on the couch posted:voting 5 as a precautionary measure. vicious mods are on the prowl meanwhile im on the bowl again
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Jun 17, 2022 20:57
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when i worked as an apprentice electrician we'd often have to poo poo in buckets or boxes at new sites that didn't have plumbing or outhouses yet. many times we'd hear the enraged screams of the contractors who'd find one of these plastic buckets or cardboard boxes full of poo amongst the debris in the basements and when questioned we'd just shrug our shoulders and say it wasn't us. i am not proud of our actions but gently caress you for not providing an outhouse on a new house site.
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Jun 17, 2022 20:58
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Luvcow posted:when i worked as an apprentice electrician we'd often have to poo poo in buckets or boxes at new sites that didn't have plumbing or outhouses yet. many times we'd hear the enraged screams of the contractors who'd find one of these plastic buckets or cardboard boxes full of poo amongst the debris in the basements and when questioned we'd just shrug our shoulders and say it wasn't us. i am not proud of our actions but gently caress you for not providing an outhouse on a new house site. Are you a toddler? You can't poo poo at home before or after work? Smh
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Jun 17, 2022 21:16
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