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Lol at people who poo poo on their own time
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Jun 17, 2022 21:29
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Lascivious Sloth posted:Are you a toddler? You can't poo poo at home before or after work? Smh i poo poo on company time
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Jun 17, 2022 21:29
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Brother Tadger posted:Lol at people who poo poo on their own time
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Jun 17, 2022 21:30
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I'd rather poo poo at home than in a bucket. How do you even wipe your rear end you neanderthal? i'm not making GBS threads without a bidet lmao
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Jun 17, 2022 23:04
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Lascivious Sloth posted:Are you a toddler? You can't poo poo at home before or after work? Smh Lol can we behead this mafk already?
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Jun 17, 2022 23:06
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i used to get these rancid shits that smelled like when it's really low tide at the harbour and it reeks of seaweed drying in the sun, like this sharp salty rancid funk
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Jun 17, 2022 23:16
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It's funny that u can describe turds as "hot" or "sharp" and people will be like yep
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Jun 17, 2022 23:25
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SilvergunSuperman posted:Lol can we behead this mafk already? eat a poo poo turdbucket, then wipe your mouth
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Jun 17, 2022 23:43
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I am lactose intolerant and I thought four cheese doodles were like, ok, not tempting fate. lol, lmao I also have vasovagal syncope. I have fainted on the toilet in multiple counties ama
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Jun 17, 2022 23:52
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Black poop the night after drinking? https://prestigeer.com/blog/pooping-blood-after-drinking
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Jun 17, 2022 23:52
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Brother Tadger posted:Lol at people who poo poo on their own time training myself to hold it all weekend in anticipation of Monday
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Jun 18, 2022 00:04
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Serak posted:training myself to hold it all weekend in anticipation of Monday Eat less fiber
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Jun 18, 2022 00:54
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Why not go for the full Mad Max Monday effect and enjoy MRE for a week first?
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Jun 18, 2022 19:10
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do MREs make your poo poo nuclear or what
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Jun 18, 2022 19:25
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I save up my shits exclusively for work and friends houses. I save a ton on toilet paper.
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Jun 18, 2022 19:27
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It's been years since I've drank vodka but I still remember the hangover shits from it unreal
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Jun 18, 2022 19:33
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you can put bad vodka through a brita or something and its better. not great for the brita but a baby's gotta do what a baby's gotta do.
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Jun 18, 2022 19:54
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That DICK! posted:you can put bad vodka through a brita or something and its better. not great for the brita but a baby's gotta do what a baby's gotta do. E: oh please free me from avatar hell rn
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Jun 18, 2022 22:14
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There's a lot of cope involved whenever goons brag about making GBS threads in a communal toilet shared with all their disgusting coworkers. I'm taking a poo poo right now in my toilet; a toilet nobody shits in without my permission. A toilet seat that has never been touched by a strange rear end. And when I'm done it'll gently wash my butthole clean with warm water. Have fun making GBS threads in the public restroom tho guys lmao
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Jun 18, 2022 23:45
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Honestly you'd have to pay me to poo poo in there...
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Jun 18, 2022 23:49
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poverty goat posted:Honestly you'd have to pay me to poo poo in there... class warfare ftw
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Jun 19, 2022 02:14
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poo poo if u lit
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teen witch posted:E: oh please free me from avatar hell rn what did you say? what did you say, bitch?
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Jun 19, 2022 02:20
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That DICK! posted:what did you say? what did you say, bitch? Read this in the andrew dice clay nursery rhyme voice
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Jun 19, 2022 02:23
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poverty goat posted:There's a lot of cope involved whenever goons brag about making GBS threads in a communal toilet shared with all their disgusting coworkers. I'm taking a poo poo right now in my toilet; a toilet nobody shits in without my permission. A toilet seat that has never been touched by a strange rear end. And when I'm done it'll gently wash my butthole clean with warm water. Have fun making GBS threads in the public restroom tho guys lmao i go a floor down to the mostly vacant floor. almost never see anyone. often sit there till the lights go out. sparkling clean shitter, powerful jet flush action flushes even the biggest mountains with ease. nice and cool AC always on. its great.
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Jun 19, 2022 02:49
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Asswaste
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Jun 19, 2022 03:01
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im doing yoga so i can eventually poo poo on my own face
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Jun 19, 2022 03:08
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I just ate the leftover icing out of a bowl
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Jun 19, 2022 03:15
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poverty goat posted:There's a lot of cope involved whenever goons brag about making GBS threads in a communal toilet shared with all their disgusting coworkers. I'm taking a poo poo right now in my toilet; a toilet nobody shits in without my permission. A toilet seat that has never been touched by a strange rear end. And when I'm done it'll gently wash my butthole clean with warm water. Have fun making GBS threads in the public restroom tho guys lmao You are not being adequately compensated for your labour and are bragging about it. Typical American.
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Jun 19, 2022 03:57
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I'll tell ya, Metamucil rules if you want big dumps.
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Jun 19, 2022 04:16
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I wake up in the morning and immediately take a poo poo. Then I get up and walk around and start getting ready and I have to take another poo poo. Sitting longer during the first poo poo won't inspire the second poo poo. I have to go through the whole drat routine. After a while you just start doing the bare minimum wipe job the first time. Chief McHeath posted:I'll tell ya, Metamucil rules if you want big dumps. After my colonsocopy my poo poo wasn't working at all so I had to start using this or I would "digest" food in like 25 seconds.
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Jun 19, 2022 04:20
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Also I just found out the metamucil "premium blend" seriously tastes worse than the normal cheaper stuff.
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Jun 19, 2022 04:22
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Also OP, the word you're looking for is "wretched", unless you're actually making GBS threads out of your mouth.
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Jun 19, 2022 04:38
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Junk posted:i used to get these rancid shits that smelled like when it's really low tide at the harbour and it reeks of seaweed drying in the sun, like this sharp salty rancid funk were you eating seaweed
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Jun 19, 2022 05:01
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Brother Tadger posted:Lol at people who poo poo on their own time I only poo poo and jerk off on company time.
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Jun 19, 2022 05:12
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When I have wretched shits it's because of my Crohns. I mean, I still drink a bunch of vodka, but that's not the cause!
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Jun 19, 2022 06:09
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I've been dropping smooth firm no-wipers everyday for like 3 weeks now
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Jun 19, 2022 06:25
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I spent the weekend in bed because I’m still post-covid fatiguey and I couldn’t be hosed with making GBS threads til today, Sunday evening. I weigh like 5 pounds less now, but it was very satisfying.
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Jun 19, 2022 06:28
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Just dropped a YUGE metamucil fueled log in the toilet We're talking a MASSIVE and THICK COILER that slid out like "Yes sir, on your orders, sir."
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Shithouse Dave posted:I spent the weekend in bed because I’m still post-covid fatiguey and I couldn’t be hosed with making GBS threads til today, Sunday evening. I weigh like 5 pounds less now, but it was very satisfying. thats gotta feel great
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