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precision
May 7, 2006

by VideoGames
my dad died of COVID a year and a half ago, so i got nothin goin on today

whats you doing

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dee eight
Dec 18, 2002

The Spirit
of Maynard

:catdrugs:

precision posted:

my dad died of COVID a year and a half ago, so i got nothin goin on today

whats you doing

fuckin ur mom

ChubbyChecker
Mar 25, 2018

dee eight posted:

fuckin ur mom

precision
May 7, 2006

by VideoGames

dee eight posted:

fuckin ur mom

well, if you're into red headed cancer survivors who have had double mastectomies, i ain't gonna kinkshame

STABASS
Apr 18, 2009

Fun Shoe
woke up to a text from dad saying "we should talk." hmmmm

Nooner
Mar 26, 2011

AN A+ OPSTER (:
my dad is coming over to my house to help me saw up a giant branch that fell in my back yard during a storm a couple weeks ago and then I am going to grill burgers per his request :cheers:

ChubbyChecker
Mar 25, 2018

Nooner posted:

my dad is coming over to my house to help me saw up a giant branch that fell in my back yard during a storm a couple weeks ago and then I am going to grill burgers per his request :cheers:

im going to grill his burgers if you know what i mean

syntaxfunction
Oct 27, 2010
My hope is that he's dead, chances are he's just somewhere being drunk and ruining other people's lives.

Happy father's day!

PureEvil6_13
Jun 1, 2004

I LIKE PETA AND THINK THAT SCIENCE IS EVIL
Taking my kids bowling whooooo

precision
May 7, 2006

by VideoGames

syntaxfunction posted:

My hope is that he's dead, chances are he's just somewhere being drunk and ruining other people's lives.

Happy father's day!

yeah my dad was a poo poo too. the last time i saw him, he abandoned me with no money and no possessions in a town where i didn't know a single soul. i had to walk 20 miles just to get to a town where i sort of knew people, but hadn't seen any of them in 10 years lmao

Mindless
Dec 7, 2001

WANTED: INFO on Mindless. Anything! Everything! Send to
Pillbug
My father's day gift is a radioactive clown with its pockets turned out labeled "You." I think it's great

precision
May 7, 2006

by VideoGames
try not to think about your mom and dad boning

just, going at it

wearing out their knees

Booties
Apr 4, 2006

forever and ever
Lol these dads sounds bad rear end.

LiterallyATomato
Mar 17, 2009

Goons have families?

Ez8
Aug 5, 2004

STABASS posted:

woke up to a text from dad saying "we should talk." hmmmm

Your dad is breaking up with you. Sorry.

Robo Reagan
Feb 12, 2012

by Fluffdaddy
i may not have a father but i do have a daddy

Noblesse Obliged
Apr 7, 2012

I’ll call him later because I’m sick and i don’t want to accidentally kill him just yet

He lives in a condo now so I cut my grass all hosed up with his old lawnmower he gave me when he moved to troll him when he comes over

SidneyIsTheKiller
Jul 16, 2019

I did fall asleep reading a particularly erotic chapter
in my grandmother's journal.

She wrote very detailed descriptions of her experiences...

STABASS posted:

woke up to a text from dad saying "we should talk." hmmmm

Your dad found out you've been cheating on him.

Kirk Vikernes
Apr 26, 2004

Count Goatnackh

Father's day, my birthday and Juneteenth all on the same day. Hell yeah!

Mr.Pibbleton
Feb 3, 2006

Aleuts rock, chummer.

I wished my dad a happy juneteenth and we talked about how important clean toilets are for workplace moral.

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

im gonna be a dad next month, so ill bump this thread next year, ttyl

neato burrito
Aug 25, 2002

bitch better have my chex mix

I'm brewing a stomach full of brisket, beer, jalapeños, and Jujyfruit; tomorrow is going to be interesting.

You Are A Werewolf
Apr 26, 2010

Black Gold!

precision posted:

my dad died of COVID a year and a half ago, so i got nothin goin on today

:same: except mine died back in November. Ate a hearty breakfast in his honor :patriot:

ELK MAN
Jun 18, 2022

by Fluffdaddy
d8 is my dad and I have elected him to tell me how disappointed his is in me that i only have one cat

the holy poopacy
May 16, 2009

hey! check this out
Fun Shoe
happy father's gay

this year father's day falls during pride month, an astronomical event that happens only once every 69 years

congratulations gay dads

Szyznyk
Mar 4, 2008

PureEvil6_13 posted:

Taking my kids bowling whooooo

Went bowling with the in-laws and kids. Thoroughly sucked. Only broke 100 once.

kntfkr
Feb 11, 2019

GOOSE FUCKER

dee eight posted:

fuckin ur mom

Nooner
Mar 26, 2011

AN A+ OPSTER (:

numberoneposter posted:

im gonna be a dad next month, so ill bump this thread next year, ttyl

Goongratulations :toot:

Chef Boyardeez Nuts
Sep 9, 2011

The more you kick against the pricks, the more you suffer.
I got a fingerprinted mug and almost wept.

Schlong Connery
Jan 20, 2014

Pika-Chew
sorry to hear that op. i hope you are able to heal on this day.
i just texted my dad today

Dixville
Nov 4, 2008

I don't think!
Ham Wrangler
I got to see my dad for the first time in a while today, just on zoom but it was still nice to see him. He was playing with my neice and it was so sweet I was trying not to cry. He's such a good grandpa.

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Crazypoops
Jul 17, 2017



Thanks for plowing my mom dad

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