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Boat Stuck
Apr 20, 2021

I tried to sneak through the canal, man! Can't make it, can't make it, the ship's stuck! Outta my way son! BOAT STUCK! BOAT STUCK!
With the proliferation of rules-based probes filling up the Lepers Colony, the forums should endeavor to enact a complete code governing user behavior.

Much like how the Napoleonic Code, with its stress on clearly written and accessible law, was a major step in replacing the previous patchwork of feudal laws, the Forums Code shall be a major step forward in replacing the existing patchwork of forums rules.

So let's propose items for the Forums Code here. I'll start:

Rule IV(b)(0) - Goatse is prohibited, except when it exploits a forums 0-day and goatses the entire mods forum, in which case the goatseer shall be promoted to admin.

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ikanreed
Sep 25, 2009

I honestly I have no idea who cannibal[SIC] is and I do not know why I should know.

syq dude, just syq!
I'm in favor of banning murder

Lucky Guy
Jan 24, 2013

TY for no bm

ikanreed posted:

I'm in favor of banning murder

vetoed

Pimpcasso
Mar 13, 2002

VOLS BITCH
Dogs aren't allowed to wear hats

bossy lady
Jul 9, 1983

A goatse for a goatse leaves the whole world goatsed

Bad Purchase
Jun 17, 2019




we hold ourselves to the highest standard

don't post anything a president of the united states wouldn't post

flubber nuts
Oct 5, 2005


goatse is a-ok to post anywhere but you have to pay the goatse tax. the goatse tax is one doller and 69 cents.

pantsofdoom
Nov 20, 2003

i like pants

Pimpcasso posted:

Dogs aren't allowed to wear hats

i cannot agree to this. at all. all pets must be allowed to wear hats.

Big Beef City
Aug 15, 2013

Stop being a dick to everyone

The Bloop
Jul 5, 2004

by Fluffdaddy
Rule 69: :orb:

flubber nuts
Oct 5, 2005


Big Beef City posted:

Stop being a dick to everyone

this is a really good idea!

ClamdestineBoyster
Aug 15, 2015
Probation
Can't post for 10 years!

flubber nuts posted:

this is a really good idea!

So is 69ing. :mario:

SIDS Vicious
Jan 1, 1970


eat my dick nd balls

flubber nuts
Oct 5, 2005


Sid Vicious posted:

eat my dick nd balls

does every user have to do this or is there like an election or what i mean im all about democracy.

Lucky Guy
Jan 24, 2013

TY for no bm

Big Beef City posted:

Stop being a dick to everyone

turn your monitor on

Colonel Cancer
Sep 26, 2015

Tune into the fireplace channel, you absolute buffoon
Pursuit of gaping your rear end in a top hat needs to be enshrined

Big Beef City
Aug 15, 2013

Rule 36: Shimmy shimmy ya, shimmy yam, shimmy yay Gimme the mic so I can take it away

LuckyCat
Jul 26, 2007

Grimey Drawer
Do NOT post Small Bart. You will get in trouble

Meme Poker Party
Sep 1, 2006

by Azathoth
Disparaging anime is now illegal.

Mooey Cow
Jan 27, 2018

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Pillbug

ikanreed posted:

I'm in favor of banning murder

What if you really gotta?

Colonel Cancer
Sep 26, 2015

Tune into the fireplace channel, you absolute buffoon

Meme Poker Party posted:

Disparaging anime is now illegal.

Controversial right to bear anime

The Bloop
Jul 5, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

LuckyCat posted:

Do NOT post Small Bart. You will get in trouble

:regd13::blaster:

Inexplicable Humblebrag
Sep 20, 2003

sparaging anime is now also illegal

Dial A For Awesome
May 23, 2009
All spines are non-refundable.

BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011

A Soft Nylon Bag

https://i.imgur.com/d5FVvTf.gifv

beauty queen breakdown
Dec 21, 2010

partially cromulent posting.
"2021's worst kept secret"


Is there some way we could turn these rules into, say, a digital currency? Perhaps we could sell derivatives of individual rules as NFTs? There's got to be some way to scam some money out of all this good will and rules havery.

ClamdestineBoyster
Aug 15, 2015
Probation
Can't post for 10 years!

ikanreed posted:

I'm in favor of banning murder

I mean, let’s at least keep it open as an option, probably not the best option most of the time but applicable to most lists. :shrug:

Spinz
Jan 7, 2020

I ordered luscious new gemstones from India and made new earrings for my SA mart thread

Remember my earrings and art are much better than my posting

New stuff starts towards end of page 3 of the thread
I am the Queen Mother of GBS

Hairy Right Hook
Sep 9, 2001

Hee to the ho
Goatse is good, actually

BigBadSteve
Apr 29, 2009

Only the following thread topics are allowed: Poop, pooping, poo poo, making GBS threads, farts, farting, cocks, sucking cocks, blowjobs, anal sex, I wonder what that smells like, mods liking children.

ClamdestineBoyster
Aug 15, 2015
Probation
Can't post for 10 years!
Boat stuck, row vs. wade? :thunk:

The Bloop
Jul 5, 2004

by Fluffdaddy
In the case of Sink v Swim, a 7-2 decision

Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
Fun Shoe

The Bloop
Jul 5, 2004

by Fluffdaddy
:krust::blaster:

hot cocoa on the couch
Dec 8, 2009

Big Beef City posted:

Stop being a dick to everyone

:bighow:

hot cocoa on the couch
Dec 8, 2009

- only card carrying Registered Australians may post "oval office"

hot cocoa on the couch
Dec 8, 2009

- it's okay as long as it is a Legal Hobby (see "ARTICLE VII: DEFINITIONS")

Junk
Dec 20, 2003

Listen to reason, man. Why make your job difficult?
the gamefaqs spinoff luelinks 'eti'

Jelly
Feb 11, 2004

Ask me about my STD collection!

hot cocoa on the couch posted:

- only card carrying Registered Australians may post "oval office"
Why are brits excluded from this clause?

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hot cocoa on the couch
Dec 8, 2009

Jelly posted:

Why are brits excluded from this clause?

mods are arbitrary and uneven with punishment. i don't make the rules, sorry :shrug:

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