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A bidet that raytraces your poop and sends the data to a specialized 3D printer that prints an exact copy of your poo poo in nutella. 
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Something Awful poster ClamdestineBoyster, ladies and gentlemen
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Jul 2, 2022 23:33
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You can legit get chocolates that are custom molds of your butthole, OP. Not exactly the same thing but maybe this company can work with you. https://www.elitedaily.com/news/world/edible-anus-chocolate-butthole-mold/932939
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Jul 2, 2022 23:34
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Can I get other people's custom assholes in chocolate
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Jul 2, 2022 23:37
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Toilet that can tell from your piss if you're insane. Like a little red light starts blinking
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Jul 2, 2022 23:39
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Whatever happened to that oven that had like cameras in it and automatically cooked whatever you put in there.
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Jul 2, 2022 23:42
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Big Beef City posted:Can I get other people's custom assholes in chocolate I mean, there are cheaper generic ones where you don't send them your own butthole mold, so yeah it's gotta be someone's
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Jul 2, 2022 23:49
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A toaster, but it has a pussy or a butt you can gently caress
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Jul 2, 2022 23:49
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Devils Affricate posted:I mean, there are cheaper generic ones where you don't send them your own butthole mold, so yeah it's gotta be someone's No...I mean...do...do they keep a database
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Jul 2, 2022 23:50
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Pants but in 4k
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Jul 2, 2022 23:52
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ClamdestineBoyster posted:A bidet that raytraces your poop and sends the data to a specialized 3D printer that prints an exact copy of your poo poo in nutella. That's actually pretty common in Germany.
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Jul 3, 2022 00:23
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Still waiting for the Jetsons style automated morning routine system that tilts you out of bed so that you go down a slide and then it jerks you off and launches breakfast into your face
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Jul 3, 2022 00:25
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Same except it jerks off onto my face and then launches me off a slide.
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Jul 3, 2022 00:26
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A toilet that converts urine into EX grenades that can destroy BTs for when you traverse the country with your BB
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Jul 3, 2022 00:28
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Intra-uterine RFID/NFC devices that set car alarms off within a certain radius around you to let you know that you're about to start menstruating.
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Jul 3, 2022 00:33
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Uploading your online presence to a robot so you can continue to interact with relatives after your untimely death
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Jul 3, 2022 00:44
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A car that doesn't have an engine so you always have an excuse to not drive to work
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Jul 3, 2022 00:47
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Uber except it takes you to places you don't want to go.
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Jul 3, 2022 00:49
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Facial tissues with color changing ink that reveal a hidden message of "bless you" when you sneeze into them
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Jul 3, 2022 00:53
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Fancy space age polymer based lube. But it's a good thing it gets no traction...
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Jul 3, 2022 00:53
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A convoluted contraption that get's me out of bed, dresses me, and makes my breakfast, like in wallace and gromit.
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Jul 3, 2022 00:55
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Toaster with wifi and lcd screen that you can play Skyrim on.
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Jul 3, 2022 00:55
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A tunnel that goes to China but you just get dirt under your nails
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Jul 3, 2022 00:55
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A cochlear implant that plays Chuck Mangione's "Feels So Good" every time you take a poo poo
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Jul 3, 2022 00:56
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A missile with an olfactory seeker that homes in on the smell of unwashed rear end, killing its target with a mach 3 buttslam.
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Jul 3, 2022 00:56
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digital horse
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Jul 3, 2022 00:57
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R.L. Stine posted:digital horse armor Ftfy
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Jul 3, 2022 00:58
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I’m feeling lucky button but for deviantart
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Jul 3, 2022 00:58
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Panic! At The Tesco posted:A toaster, but it has a pussy or a butt you can gently caress Yeah, goddamn, at least something warm. 
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Jul 3, 2022 00:59
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Touchscreens, for dogs!
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Jul 3, 2022 01:01
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Bluetooth soup
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Jul 3, 2022 01:01
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Outpost22 posted:Uploading your online presence to a robot so you can continue to interact with relatives after your untimely death
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Jul 3, 2022 01:08
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Biometric smartphone apps that tell OTHER people they're being loving lazy and need to get up and do poo poo.
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Jul 3, 2022 01:10
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Panic! At The Tesco posted:A convoluted contraption that get's me out of bed, dresses me, and makes my breakfast, like in wallace and gromit. Wow what a cool original idea for a post to post in this thread
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Jul 3, 2022 01:13
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A Ford Mustang leaving a car show.
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Jul 3, 2022 01:14
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Facebook except it’s just people who hate you.
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Jul 3, 2022 01:20
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ClamdestineBoyster posted:Facebook except it’s just people who hate you. Twitter is extremely popular though
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Jul 3, 2022 01:21
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Street lamps that automatically adjust to make you makeup look good.
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Jul 3, 2022 01:24
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A $400 machine that cost $1000 to manufacturer that only presses packets of pre-cut fruit into juice, which you order online, and can just squeeze with your hands instead of the machine if you want. https://www.theguardian.com/technology/2017/sep/01/juicero-silicon-valley-shutting-down
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Bula Vinaka posted:A $400 machine that cost $1000 to manufacturer that only presses packets of pre-cut fruit into juice, which you order online, and can just squeeze with your hands instead of the machine if you want. Oh yeah, poo poo, the real ones are always funnier. 
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