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SnowblindFatal
Jan 7, 2011
A bit less mountaneering or raunchy homosex scenes than I expected based on the media attention back in the day. A good movie all in all. But that's not why I made this thread...


My number one feeling after watching the movie is that Ennis is essentially the origin story to Trailer Park Boys' Jim Lahey. So glad he found Randy eventually. :)

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Caesar Saladin
Aug 15, 2004

watched this in a big group with all my bros in high school as a bit of a silly laugh but in the end it was actually quite enjoyable

Chief McHeath
Apr 23, 2002

I am glad that you watched a movie, op. Quite an achievement!

Das Boo
Jun 9, 2011

There was a GHOST here.
It's gone now.
How gay is it, on a scale of Disney's-First-Gay-Character-Again to Malcolm-McDowell's-Caligula?

Big Beef City
Aug 15, 2013

I'm happy for you, op

Pimpcasso
Mar 13, 2002

VOLS BITCH
I thought it was good

SilvergunSuperman
Aug 7, 2010

Cacator
Aug 6, 2005

You're quite good at turning me on.

The sex scenes are awkward and uncomfortable which makes sense for a story about two closeted men in the 60s, but it's not a good movie to jerk off to.

Pimpcasso
Mar 13, 2002

VOLS BITCH

Cacator posted:

The sex scenes are awkward and uncomfortable which makes sense for a story about two closeted men in the 60s, but it's not a good movie to jerk off to.

Speak for yourself

Nooner
Mar 26, 2011

AN A+ OPSTER (:
its about two gay cowboys eating pudding

:swish:

Bloodfart McCoy
Jul 20, 2007

That's a high quality avatar right there.

SnowblindFatal posted:

A bit less mountaneering or raunchy homosex scenes than I expected

I'm sure if you just google "sherpa gangbang" you'll be all set.

Big Beef City
Aug 15, 2013

Nooner posted:

its about two gay cowboys eating pudding

:swish:

to think I'd been letting my hate blind me from enjoying this masterpiece

Dr. Gojo Shioji
Apr 22, 2004

Cacator posted:

The sex scenes are awkward and uncomfortable which makes sense for a story about two closeted men in the 60s, but it's not a good movie to jerk off to.

Eh, the Jake Gyllenhaal/Anne Hathaway one was fine, but the Heath Ledger/Michelle Williams one was pretty awkward, yeah.

Cowslips Warren
Oct 29, 2005

What use had they for tricks and cunning, living in the enemy's warren and paying his price?

Grimey Drawer
I feel bad for their wives. They were being cheated on pretty much the entire marriage.

Doctor Butts
May 21, 2002

I never watched the movie but I listened to the song a lot. It's a good song.

BigBadSteve
Apr 29, 2009

Caesar Saladin posted:

watched this in a big group with all my bros in high school as a bit of a silly laugh but in the end it was actually quite enjoyable

Were all your jack off crystals fully charged by the end of the movie?

ClamdestineBoyster
Aug 15, 2015
Probation
Can't post for 10 years!
Smokecrack Mountain :okpos:

Bloodfart McCoy
Jul 20, 2007

That's a high quality avatar right there.

BigBadSteve posted:

Were all your jack off crystals fully charged by the end of the movie?

The brightness permanently scorched their retinas.

Nooner
Mar 26, 2011

AN A+ OPSTER (:
MORE LIKE BAREBACK MOUNTAIN :swish:

ScRoTo TuRbOtUrD
Jan 21, 2007

Nooner posted:

its about two gay cowboys eating pudding

:swish:

goddamn did those colorado fuckboys call that shot

Caesar Saladin
Aug 15, 2004

BigBadSteve posted:

Were all your jack off crystals fully charged by the end of the movie?

the sesh was so powerful its still glowing 17 years later

bradzilla
Oct 15, 2004

Anne Hathaway shows her tits iirc and that makes it worth it

ClamdestineBoyster
Aug 15, 2015
Probation
Can't post for 10 years!

Peggy Edson posted:

Anne Hathaway shows her tits iirc and that makes it worth it

I guess it makes up for her ruining les miserables. :thunkher: :mamacita:

StrangersInTheNight
Dec 31, 2007
ABSOLUTE FUCKING GUDGEON
yeah it's really mild actually, it's a romance film after all

heath ledger almost broke jake gyllenhaal's nose in the 'push you against the wall and kiss you' scene, apparently he went too hard! kiss violence

Cacator
Aug 6, 2005

You're quite good at turning me on.

StrangersInTheNight posted:

yeah it's really mild actually, it's a romance film after all

heath ledger almost broke jake gyllenhaal's nose in the 'push you against the wall and kiss you' scene, apparently he went too hard! kiss violence

What a jerk! I would kiss Jake with the utmost tenderness, gently caressing his lips with mine until our tongues intertwine like snakes in heat

hot cocoa on the couch
Dec 8, 2009

100% DOG LOVER
ALL DOGS LOVED, ALL THE TIME

Caesar Saladin posted:

watched this in a big group with all my bros in high school as a bit of a silly laugh but in the end it was actually quite enjoyable

this was my experience as well lol. it got massively lambasted by american right wing media and we were like "let's watch the gay movie and roast it as a laff" but by the end i was like huh that was a pretty good movie actually

Spinz
Jan 7, 2020

I ordered luscious new gemstones from India and made new earrings for my SA mart thread

Remember my earrings and art are much better than my posting

New stuff starts towards end of page 3 of the thread

Cowslips Warren posted:

I feel bad for their wives. They were being cheated on pretty much the entire marriage.

Yup

MrQwerty
Apr 15, 2003

if the GOP have their way, that's a lifestyle that's about to come back in force, too

Who What Now
Sep 10, 2006

by Azathoth

Cowslips Warren posted:

I feel bad for their wives. They were being cheated on pretty much the entire marriage.

The wives are secret lesbians together but they had to edit out those scenes for time

Fabulousity
Dec 29, 2008

Number One I order you to take a number two.

A million years ago I rented this on DVD via Netflix and upon viewing it was confused that there was no hot wet homo sex that the media was so furious about. It turns out the disc was scratched in a way that caused it to skip seamlessly from the logical end of one scene to the post coital scene and only by manually reversing after the skip was I rewarded with the hot man rear end on man rear end action that corrupted my soul. I like to think some hardcore Christian dingbat rented the same DVD and painstakingly calculated just where and how to scratch it to skip the sex scene and in the process had to watch said scene over and over again adjusting the scratch each time trying to perfectly overcome the error correction algorithms to produce the needed skip.

Well that's my Brokeback Mountain story.

neato burrito
Aug 25, 2002

bitch better have my chex mix

When he used spit for anal lube I couldn't stop laughing.

Lil Swamp Booger Baby
Aug 1, 1981

I fixed the mountain's back

Sophy Wackles
Dec 17, 2000

> access main security grid
access: PERMISSION DENIED.





I remember nothing about the movie except they had to eat beans every day.

Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
Fun Shoe
gay

SLICK GOKU BABY
Jun 12, 2001

Hey Hey Let's Go! 喧嘩する
大切な物を protect my balls


When the gently caress are they going to pay off their debts? God drat.

ClamdestineBoyster
Aug 15, 2015
Probation
Can't post for 10 years!
Guys guys, maaaaybe we should try.. a less steep mountain. :thunk:

wesleywillis
Dec 30, 2016

SUCK A MALE CAMEL'S DICK WITH MIRACLE WHIP!!

Lil Swamp Booger Baby posted:

I fixed the mountain's back

Lil chiropractor booger baby.

Stroke sack mountain?

The Wicked ZOGA
Jan 27, 2022

Turn on your monitor

hot cocoa on the couch
Dec 8, 2009

100% DOG LOVER
ALL DOGS LOVED, ALL THE TIME

Ambassadorofsodomy posted:

Lil chiropractor booger baby.

Stroke sack mountain?

nothing like a little sack stroke on the mountain to balance the humours

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Bad Purchase
Jun 17, 2019




i wish i had seen this movie. it would’ve been cool to have been turned gay in my late teens or early 20s by hollywood’s corrupting spell.

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