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paper bag with a face: Jun 2, 2007

HP: 2/2 Move: 2 Shift Scrap: 02 Luxe: 15
DR: 0 (Base 0) HazDR: N/A

_{D-Muts: Black Hand of Glory _{(Subject gains a melee attack [1d6/1 Spectral Mug])}}
_{Augs [1/1]: Hydraulic Override (LVL1) _{Subject receives only a single downscale when Disabled, and may ACT normally.}}

Beaufer's DVice started buzzin' like a swarm of pissed off bees. It weren't the Dubh�n bigwigs this time, no siree. Much worse, the show's producers lookin' to do a little preemptive damage control.

Theantero posted:

"ON✨ THE IMPORTANCE💖 OF ASKING FOR HELP💝 AND HOW TO FIX❤️‍🩹 A NUCLEAR☀️ REACTOR🌟"

"VERY✨ IMPORTANT💖 FOR THE CHILDREN🍬 OF THE 🖤DECREE♣️ TO KNOW"

The outlaw cast a nervous glance at his DVice before addressing a nearby camera, "Now Miss Rose, you and I both know that tenderfoots shouldn't be doin' any horseplay around the nukular thingy without a parent around, right?" As soon as the baleful eye of the producers (and R0ZEG0LD) were off him, Beaufer took off his hat and let loose a muffled scream into it.

R0ZEG0LD can peek
MOV: Beaufer spends one regular power to POWER MOVE along the path B04 -> B05 -> A05 -> 906

paper bag with a face fucked around with this message at 01:07 on May 23, 2023

# ? May 22, 2023 17:18

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# ? Apr 26, 2024 03:35

AJ_Impy: Jun 17, 2007; SWORD OF SMATTAS. CAN YOU NOT HEAR A WORLD CRY OUT FOR JUSTICE? WHEN WILL YOU DELIVER IT?; Yam Slacker

WRECKER 7: Neury the Ambulatory Neural Net Tightcast Pylon
Utilities 0/2

Armor 1/1

Weapons 1/2

Minions 2/3

Retainer: 5L

Spore: 0 Poison: 3 HP: 1/2
Key Items 0/-, Crafting Components 0/-, Consumables 0/-

Aug 1/1
Eyegear: Missile and Melee attacks are upscaled.

Classic Prestige Ready

Rekonciliator abilities:
Grafty: +up to negotiation per 5 scrap spent
Job Creator: Retain neutral as ACT for 5/10/20 Luxe/round
Leader: Bestows bonuses based on party composition

Current Leader bonuses:
[2 Wreckers] +1 HEATgen (Leader only)
[Horrific] +1 Rad DR
[Mutant Familiar] Power Attacks gain Plasma
[Mutant Retainer] +1 Damage per Rad.
~~[Rektologist] Attacks gain Precise~~
~~[Synth Familiar] Power Attacks gain Junk~~

HP: 3/3
MP: 2/2
HEAT: 0/5
Scrap: 0
Luxe: 10

Resource Changes this turn:

Not Sponsored.

Neury the Ambulatory Neural Net Tightcast Pylon prepared to make a new connection with ERROR.

Network range may peek
MOV:AIM
LB Retainer MOV: AIM

# ? May 22, 2023 17:37

Bee Bonk: Feb 19, 2011

2. MataDOS
Movement to D11.
HIeVel is here.
[Structure] Provides Cover vs Ranged attacks from outside.
[Elevated] Provides +1 Range and Scan Range.

4. Beaufer Jingco
Power Shift! to 906.
R0ZEGOLD is here.
[Structure] Provides Cover vs Ranged attacks from outside.
[Elevated] Provides +1 Range and Scan Range.

5. Upyrass Gattahell
Gattahell takes Aim!
[Structure] Provides Cover vs Ranged attacks from outside.
[Elevated] Provides +1 Range and Scan Range.

6. Prjkt.R0ZEG0LD
Power Shift! to 906.
Beaufer is here.
[Structure] Provides Cover vs Ranged attacks from outside.
[Elevated] Provides +1 Range and Scan Range.

7. Neury
Neury takes Aim!
Lung Bandit takes Aim!
Sharpie is here.
GOOPER enters the hex!
[Structure] Provides Cover vs Ranged attacks from outside.
[Elevated] Provides +1 Range and Scan Range.

(2/2HP)

8. The Confessor
Movement to 313.
[Fluid]: Exempt: Fly, Shift. Moving out of the hex costs 2 movement.

Cache posted:

[LOCKED]=[The Confessor]

<3SPR>

9. HIeVel
Movement to D11.
MataDOS is here.
[Structure] Provides Cover vs Ranged attacks from outside.
[Elevated] Provides +1 Range and Scan Range.

10. Liselotte
Power Move! to 404.
[Structure] Provides Cover vs Ranged attacks from outside.
[Elevated] Provides +1 Range and Scan Range.

11. Sharpie
Sharpie takes Aim!
Neury is here.
GOOPER enters the hex!
[Structure] Provides Cover vs Ranged attacks from outside.
[Elevated] Provides +1 Range and Scan Range.

(2/2HP)

Wreckers, resolve Encounters! :siren:

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# ? May 23, 2023 00:30

AJ_Impy: Jun 17, 2007; SWORD OF SMATTAS. CAN YOU NOT HEAR A WORLD CRY OUT FOR JUSTICE? WHEN WILL YOU DELIVER IT?; Yam Slacker

WRECKER 7: Neury the Ambulatory Neural Net Tightcast Pylon
Utilities 0/2

Armor 1/1

Weapons 1/2

Minions 2/3

Retainer: 5L

Resource Changes this turn:

Not Sponsored.

Neury the Ambulatory Neural Net Tightcast Pylon requested an Improvisation from the Lung Bandit.

Lung Bandit improv: 1d6 3 Green Barrels

Neury the Ambulatory Neural Net Tightcast Pylon Improvised.

Neury improv: 1d6 6 Exposed Conduits, Disable One (1) Synth mode

Neury the Ambulatory Neural Net Tightcast Pylon politely requested the transformed former autofalconoid calm its beak and consider rejoining the connection.

Aimed Conduits at Metafalx: 1d10 10

With shocking effectiveness.

# ? May 23, 2023 00:55

Scribbleykins: Apr 29, 2010; Any scientist with the right background can brew his own booze.

...

What do you mean electrolytes aren't used for brewing booze? That's silly!

...

Well when all you have are chunks of TNE and an overly large water ration, all the world looks like a still!; Grimey Drawer

WRECKER 5: Upyrass Gattahell

x1
HP: 3/3 | MV: 2 | DR: 1 | HazDR: 0 | Hit TN: 5 | Scrap: 0 | Luxe: 10 | Kills: 5 (+1)
Belt: 1/3 Med | 3/4 Power | 3/3 Air | Weapons: 0/2 | Familiars: 1/2 | Scans: +3 Beast
_{Aug - Spinal Array: +1 Scan Range | Optiscope: nil}

"Smarmy sop."

As promised, Gatta made the horror break its teeth and stomach when she crashed a mid-sized and mouldering old GLOB-vat full of stagnant liquids over it. It couldn't even defend itself.

"Anybruddah feelen sympathy fa dis thing ent tried ta deal widden proppa infestation a dese snaky slaggards. Dem glubbahs still worsen, tho."

ENC: Improv [1d6]=1 - Junk Tower
Aimed Junk Tower + Beast 3 [1d14]=4 - Crit!

# ? May 23, 2023 01:28

Jvie: Aug 10, 2012

...

_{_{Compound Panoptica: Not subject to Ambush and always acts at Top Priority; subject suffers +1 downscales when Disabled, and suffers 1 damage for each downscale beyond 1d4.

Barbed Quills: Subject gains Backlash 1.}}

quote:

A is deployed at [NaN]!

Autofalconoid ACT: Go to those Wrecker Down coordinates. Attempt to bring something back.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_GGfz-o5khc

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hs59egXnb3c

ENC: Aimed Stryke @ Gooper: 1d12 11

FreeEnc: Use Assist Flare
FreeEnc: Activate Hardlight Decoy + add another Power, total 2 Power
MBC: active

# ? May 23, 2023 01:55

TheNabster: Apr 26, 2014; "Today I will cause problems on purpose"

WRECKER 2: MataDOS

HP: 3/3 Move: 2 Scrap: 03 Luxe: 36
DR: 2 HazDR: none
Belt Tokens: 1/3 Med // 3/3 Power // 3/3 Air
Augs [1/1]:
Adrenal Accelerator (LVL1) _{When subject is hit during ENC, subject's ACT is Boosted.}
Wreckpedia: Synths +1, Beasts +2

Picking through Ruins it wasn't long before the MataDOS and his retainer found what they were looking for, explosive red barrels for his own personal use.

[Excuse me a second Hiveling you may want to keep a safe distance] MataDOS called back, dragging out one barrel from the group to an empty space. Before plunging a hand directly through the top of the barrel and exploding it.

ENC: Improve Attack 1d6 = 2 Red Barrels
Red Barrels 1d8/2 + Burn targeted on myself 1d8 = 7 Successfully setting myself on fire.

Patrons and Observers, MataDOS Requests: One Shotgun, (Save 25L for an Emergency Respawn for now)
Sincerely, MataDOS

# ? May 23, 2023 09:53

Theantero: Nov 6, 2011; ...We danced the Mamushka while Nero fiddled, we danced the Mamushka at Waterloo. We danced the Mamushka for Jack the Ripper, and now, Fester Addams, this Mamushka is for you....

WRECKER 6: Prjkt.R0ZEG0LD

HP: 2/2 Move: 2 Scrap: 12 Luxe: 17
DR: 2 HazDR: none
Trauma Counter: 0/5
Belt Tokens: 3/3 Med // 0/4 Power // 3/3 Air
Hazard Tokens:

_{D-Augs: Void Revolution _{(Subject gains +1 Spectral DR for each time they Return.)} // D-ynamo _{(Gain 1 Warp when hit by an attack.)}}
_{Augs [1/1]: Adrenal Accelerator (LVL1) _{(When subject is hit during ENC, subject's ACT is Boosted.)}}
Minions:

Name: Corneanna

The glitter appears from nowhere and coalesces to form R0ZEG0LD anew. The Wrecker herself continues the earlier discussion as if nothing had occurred at all.

paper bag with a face posted:

"Now Miss Rose, you and I both know that tenderfoots shouldn't be doin' any horseplay around the nukular thingy without a parent around, right?"

"ALWAYS✨ RELY ON YOUR❤️ PARENTS💗"

"AND✨ ALWAYS EAT🍬 YOUR RADIOTROPHIC☀️ BREAKFAST RATIONS❤️ LIKE GOOD💛 CHILDREN🍬 IF YOU LIVE NEAR IONIZING🌟 HAZARDS~🎶"

She nods eagerly, as if to affirm the point.

"UNLESS✨ YOU HAVE A SECRET💝 IDENTITY⭐ YOU USE TO FIGHT🔥 FOR JUSTICE❤️‍🔥"

"THIS✨ IS SOMETHING❤️ THAT IS DIVER✨ TRADITION💎 TO HIDE FROM YOUR PARENTS💗"

"AND✨ YOU MIGHT💗 HAVE TO SKIP🌠 BREAKFAST TOO⭐"

"REGARDLESS❣️"

R0ZEG0LD spots a number of GLOBs feasting(?) on runoff from a broken reactor in the basement. She grabs a nearby Red Barrel� conveniently placed by WCLTD staff for environmental kills, and kicks it down the stairs. As she did not ignite or otherwise prepare it, nothing in particular happens as it rolls next to the GLOBs.

"THE✨ LESSON IS THAT❤️ IF YOU ARE BRAVE❤️‍🔥 ENOUGH TO RELY💞 ON YOUR FRIENDS💕 AND BELIEVE🌠 IN YOUR OWN ABILITIES⭐"

She throws a kiss towards the barrel, spins around towards a camdrone hovering behind her, and makes a heart with her hands in front of her chest.

"THEN✨ THERE⭐ IS NOTHING YOU❤️ CAN'T DO💖"

The barrel explodes. Somehow.

"EVEN✨ IF IT SEEMS⭐ AN IMPOSSIBLE🌠 TASK❣️"

R0ZEG0LD winks.

Minion.ENC: Corneanna the PeepR will Boost
ENC: Improv table roll [1d6]=2
Red Barrels against Pink GLOB 1 [1d8]=8, Pink GLOB 2 [1d8]=6, Purple GLOB [1d8]=4

# ? May 23, 2023 11:45

super sweet best pal: Nov 18, 2009

WRECKER 8: The Confessor

# ? May 23, 2023 14:22

paper bag with a face: Jun 2, 2007

HP: 2/2 Move: 2 Shift Scrap: 02 Luxe: 15
DR: 0 (Base 0) HazDR: N/A
Belt Tokens: 2/3 Med // 2W/3 Power // 3/3 Air

_{D-Muts: Black Hand of Glory _{(Subject gains a melee attack [1d6/1 Spectral Mug])}}
_{Augs [1/1]: Hydraulic Override (LVL1) _{Subject receives only a single downscale when Disabled, and may ACT normally.}}

So R0ZEG0LD mentally cooks off one of those barrels fulla TNT to roast some GLOBs and where does Ol' Beaufer reappear? He musta needed to blow off some steam after having to kowtow to the producers and the kiddos because the maniac comes running out of the approachin' firestorm screamin' his occult warcries.

"BIBOX SHAANTITUS!", he howled as he drove his left hand right into one of the slime critters and lifted it off the floor, its 'plasm shriveling and draining of color before the flames even touched it. _{_{Ugh. Fine, it was the purple one. Hope it's your favorite, now quit wobblin' yer jaw.}}

Theantero posted:

"UNLESS✨ YOU HAVE A SECRET💝 IDENTITY⭐ YOU USE TO FIGHT🔥 FOR JUSTICE❤️‍🔥"

"THIS✨ IS SOMETHING❤️ THAT IS DIVER✨ TRADITION💎 TO HIDE FROM YOUR PARENTS💗"

"AND✨ YOU MIGHT💗 HAVE TO SKIP🌠 BREAKFAST TOO⭐"

Beaufer drifted back R0ZEward, shaking burnt flakes of GLOB from his hand. He blinked as she said somethin' a little funny. "I know I'm pokin' the bear here, Miss Rose.", he asked, forcing as much wide-eyed innocence as he could muster (not much) into his question. "But is it really that much of a secret? You ain't wearin' a mask or anythin'. Heck, yer friend Miss Gattahell managed to pick you out pretty easy last time." Beaufer drew uncomfortably close and loudly hissed something in her ear, loud enough for the cameras to hear.

_{"Innit that right, Eliza?"}

ENC: Black Hand of Glory vs Purple GLOB[1d6]=5; Mug vs Purple GLOB[1d4]=2

paper bag with a face fucked around with this message at 15:55 on May 23, 2023

# ? May 23, 2023 15:34

Dog Kisser: Mar 30, 2005; But People have fears that beasts do not. Questions, too.

WRECKER 9: HIeVel

HP: 3/3 Move: 2 Scrap: 0 Luxe: 0
DR: 1 HazDR: none
Belt Tokens: 3/3 Med // 3/3 Power // 3/3 Air
Hazard Tokens:
_{Augs [1/1]: Micro-Reactor (LVL1) _{(Restore 1 Power Unit when discarding a Rad Token.)}}
_{B-Mutation [1/1]: Gel Royale _{(Crafting Components count as one tier higher, and Salvaging an Elite produces a substance capable of upgrading other Augs and Mutations.)}}

Unperturbed by her boss' immolation, HIeVel attacked the only non-boss object nearby.

ENC: Shotgun GLOB Decoy: 1d10 10

Dog Kisser fucked around with this message at 16:47 on May 23, 2023

# ? May 23, 2023 16:19

sheep-dodger: Feb 21, 2013

WRECKER 10: Liselotte Anna Maria Wilhelmina Eun-Kyung von Habsburg-Orleans

Liselotte Anna Maria Wilhelmina Eun-Kyung von Habsburg-Orleans: HP: 3/3/3 Move: 2 Scrap: 1 Current DR: 2 Current TN: 4
Belt resources: Medical Units: 3 Power: 2 Air: 3
Tokens:

Augmentations: Limit: 1
Charged Myoservos: _{Subject ignores the first downscale against them in a Round.}

CS Suite II:
Slots: 2
CS-Loyalty: _{Familiar Limit +1}
CS-Medical: _{Automatically spend a Med unit when damaged}

Item reload status:

Retainers&Familiars:
Limit: 5
Auto-Falconoid Brandenburg-Bayreuth: _{1/1 HP 0/1 Power}
Murky Biocover Oldenburg-Delmenhorst: _{1/2 HP 1DR 1 Break}
Blue G.L.O.B. Daun-Oberstein: _{1/1 HP}
Reliquary of Gruncle Ferdinand: _{1/1 HP}

ENC: Boost

# ? May 23, 2023 18:17

Bee Bonk: Feb 19, 2011

2. MataDOS / 9. HIeVel
MataDOS Improvises�Red Barrels explode!
>MataDOS is hit!
HIeVel hits GLOB Decoy!

MataDOS receives no damage (reduced from 2) and 1 Burn!
GLOB Decoy takes 1 damage (reduced from 2) and is destroyed!

4. Beaufer Jingco / 6. Prjkt.R0ZEG0LD
Beaufer hits GLOB 1!
>Mug fails!
R0ZEGOLD Improvises�Red Barrels explode!
>GLOB 1 is hit!
>GLOB 2 is hit!
>GLOB 3 is hit!
PeepR Boosts ACT!
GLOB 1 cannot hit R0ZEGOLD!
GLOB 2 cannot hit R0ZEGOLD!
GLOB 3 misses R0ZEGOLD!

GLOB 1 takes 3 damage and is destroyed!
>R0ZEGOLD +5L
GLOB 2 takes 2 damage and is destroyed!
>R0ZEGOLD +5L
GLOB 3 takes 2 damage and is destroyed!
>R0ZEGOLD +5L

5. Upyrass Gattahell
Gattahell Improvises�Junk Tower topples!
>Horror is hit!
Horror cannot hit Gattahell!

Horror takes 5 Damage and is destroyed!
>Gattahell +1L

7. Neury / 11. Sharpie
[Evasion Increase] Sharpie spends 2 Power to activate Hardlight Decoy!
Sharpie launches Assist Flare!
Zero-day Exploit! Synths are allied to Sharpie this phase!
Sharpie hits GOOPER!
GOOPER attacks!
>Neury is hit!
>Lung Bandit is hit!
>Sharpie is hit despite Hardlight Decoy! Backlash!
>CS-Medical spends 1 Med, but cannot restore HP!
>MetaFalx is hit!

Neury Improvises�Exposed Conduits overload!
>MetaFalx is hit!
Lung Bandit Improvises�Green Barrels breached!
Horror 1 hits Neury, but MBC intercepts!
Horror 2 hits Neury!
GLOB misses Sharpie!
MetaFalx is Incapacitated!

Neury�s MBC takes no damage and 1 Poison!
Neury takes 2 damage and 2 Poison!
Lung Bandit takes 2 damage and 1 Poison!
>Lung Bandit shoots Lung Bandit a warning glare!
Sharpie takes 4 damage and 1 Poison!
GLOB receives 1 Poison!
GOOPER takes 4 damage and 4 Poison!
MetaFalx takes 2 damage and 1 Poison!
:siren:

Sharpie is Down! :siren:

Wrecker Down posted:

15L is awarded to surviving Wreckers!
A Death Cache is deployed at 803!

8. The Confessor
The Confessor takes Cover!

10. Liselotte
Liselotte Boosts ACT!

Wreckers, take Action! :siren:

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# ? May 23, 2023 22:59

Scribbleykins: Apr 29, 2010; Any scientist with the right background can brew his own booze.

...

What do you mean electrolytes aren't used for brewing booze? That's silly!

...

Well when all you have are chunks of TNE and an overly large water ration, all the world looks like a still!; Grimey Drawer

WRECKER 5: Upyrass Gattahell

x1
HP: 3/3 | MV: 2 | DR: 1 | HazDR: 0 | Hit TN: 5 | Scrap: 0 | Luxe: 26 | Kills: 5 | Heat: 1
Belt: 1/3 Med | 3/4 Power | 3/3 Air | Weapons: 0/2 | Familiars: 1/2 | Scans: +3 Beast
_{Aug - Spinal Array: +1 Scan Range | Optiscope: nil}

The announcement didn't come as a real shock, but Gatta still made to somberly doff her cap, before remembering they'd confiscated her trademark beret when they upgraded her cosmetics. Instead, she spat and swore.

"Rippen a real murderbirden. And ya krew's Zodiac odds. Rekkas be dyen on Gatta again."

Grimly she set about sifting and slorping through the goop and mangled horror juices - and the building itself - for anything of use or value.

ACT: Salvage (lootroll) (9 dead Lesser Beasts in hex, 6 globs, 3 horrors)

# ? May 24, 2023 00:22

TheNabster: Apr 26, 2014; "Today I will cause problems on purpose"

WRECKER 2: MataDOS

HP: 3/3 Move: 2 Scrap: 03 Luxe: 51
DR: 2 HazDR: none
Belt Tokens: 1/3 Med // 3/3 Power // 3/3 Air
Augs [1/1]:
Adrenal Accelerator (LVL1) _{When subject is hit during ENC, subject's ACT is Boosted.}
Wreckpedia: Synths +1, Beasts +2

Crackling with flames as he walked back towards the Hiveling, Matados patted out enough flames to reach into his bag and pull out the squishy organ from earlier.

[Now if I have this right] Twisting through strange dimensions and tugging with the purple threads on the organ, he suddenly split it into two perfect copies with a splorch

[That was surprisingly easy]

ACT: Boosted Hack on the Brackish Teratogen with the 'Dupe Around and Find Out' roulette. 1d6+1 = 5 Success!
fACT: Trade the MantlePiece to HIeVel

Patrons and Observers, MataDOS Requests: One Shotgun, (Save 25L for an Emergency Respawn for now)
Sincerely, MataDOS

TheNabster fucked around with this message at 16:21 on May 24, 2023

# ? May 24, 2023 10:02

AJ_Impy: Jun 17, 2007; SWORD OF SMATTAS. CAN YOU NOT HEAR A WORLD CRY OUT FOR JUSTICE? WHEN WILL YOU DELIVER IT?; Yam Slacker

WRECKER 7: Neury the Ambulatory Neural Net Tightcast Pylon
Utilities 0/2

Armor 1/1

Weapons 1/2

Minions 2/3

Retainer: 5L Poison:1 HP 1/3

Spore: 0 Poison: 4 HP: 1/2
Key Items 0/-, Crafting Components 0/-, Consumables 0/-

Aug 1/1
Eyegear: Missile and Melee attacks are upscaled.

Classic Prestige Ready

Rekonciliator abilities:
Grafty: +up to negotiation per 5 scrap spent
Job Creator: Retain neutral as ACT for 5/10/20 Luxe/round
Leader: Bestows bonuses based on party composition

Current Leader bonuses:
[1 Wreckers] +0 HEATgen (Leader only)
~~[Horrific] +1 Rad DR~~
[Mutant Familiar] Power Attacks gain Plasma
[Mutant Retainer] +1 Damage per Rad.
~~[Rektologist] Attacks gain Precise~~
~~[Synth Familiar] Power Attacks gain Junk~~

HP: 1/3
MP: 2/2
HEAT: 0/5
Scrap: 0
Luxe: 25

Resource Changes this turn: -3 Med

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Neury the Ambulatory Neural Net Tightcast Pylon reeled from the network severance. Poison at dangerous levels. Damage severe.

ACT:Heal, expending 3 med to remove 3 poison.

Retainer ACT: Unit Designate Lung Bandit: Act on your own cognizance to ameliorate current health issues through whatever options are open to you. If you have access to Heal, or if you can self-Interact to take advantage of your Lung Bandit abilities, whatever it takes to restore you to health to the best of your ability.

# ? May 24, 2023 11:39

Theantero: Nov 6, 2011; ...We danced the Mamushka while Nero fiddled, we danced the Mamushka at Waterloo. We danced the Mamushka for Jack the Ripper, and now, Fester Addams, this Mamushka is for you....

WRECKER 6: Prjkt.R0ZEG0LD

HP: 2/2 Move: 2 Scrap: 12 Luxe: 47
DR: 2 HazDR: none
Trauma Counter: 0/5
Belt Tokens: 3/3 Med // 0/4 Power // 3/3 Air
Hazard Tokens:

Name: Corneanna

R0ZEG0LD is busy rummaging through the basement for curios, lightly humming to herself, as she is suddenly beset by Beaufer.

paper bag with a face posted:

Beaufer drifted back R0ZEward, shaking burnt flakes of GLOB from his hand. He blinked as she said somethin' a little funny. "I know I'm pokin' the bear here, Miss Rose.", he asked, forcing as much wide-eyed innocence as he could muster (not much) into his question. "But is it really that much of a secret? You ain't wearin' a mask or anythin'. Heck, yer friend Miss Gattahell managed to pick you out pretty easy last time." Beaufer drew uncomfortably close and loudly hissed something in her ear, loud enough for the cameras to hear.

_{"Innit that right, Eliza?"}

R0ZEG0LD posted:

Trauma Counter: 0/5

She blinks a few times, before turning to face the man with a smile.

"SILLY~🎶"

"JUST✨ BECAUSE A DIVER✨ CAN HAVE A ⭐💝SECRET IDENTITY💝⭐ DOES NOT MEAN THEY💕 NECESSARILY NEED💎 ONE"

"FOR✨ EXAMPLE✨"

"🌸🏵R0ZEG0LD🏵🌸 IS 🌸🏵R0ZEG0LD🏵🌸"

"THERE✨ IS AND HAS❤️ ONLY EVER BEEN 🌸🏵R0ZEG0LD🏵🌸"

"JUST✨ 🌸🏵R0ZEG0LD🏵🌸"

She is silent for a few moments, as if to drive the point home, before continuing.

"AND✨ FURTHERMORE✨"

"IT✨ HAS BEEN MANY💕 SEASONS☀️ SINCE I LAST COLLABED💞 WITH DIVER✨ 🔫🔴GATTA🔴📙"

"AND✨ AS SHE❤️ HAS BEEN HEAVILY⭐ CHARACTERIZED💖 AS HAVING MUCH BOOK📙 KNOWLEDGE💡 SHE WOULD NOT MAKE⭐ SUCH A MISTAKE💘 ANYWAY"

The Breaker furrows her brow and purses her lips ever so slightly.

"I✨ KNOW YOU'RE❤️ NEW TO THIS⭐, BUT THIS💖 IS ALL PRETTY BASIC❤️ DIVER✨ LORE📙"

"YOU✨ SHOULD BRUSH🌠 UP ON IT❤️"

She gingerly grabs Beaufer's vest to inspect part of it, still sporting holes and blemishes from caustic GLOB secretions.

"ALSO✨"

"IT'S✨ IN BAD DIVER✨ TASTE TO WALK🌠 AROUND WITH CLOTHING💎 DAMAGE❤️‍🩹"

"🌸💙CORNEANNA💙🌸 KNOWS HOW⭐ TO SEW SO YOU❤️ SHOULD HIT HER❤️ UP"

Minion.ACT: Corneanna the PeepR will remove 1 Break from Beaufer
ACT: Salvage 3 GLOBS. Salvage Loot Roll at +2 (3 GLOBS, 2 pink and 1 purple) [1d6+2]=2+2=4
fACT: Swapmeet to give half of the Scrap I just Salvaged to Beaufer (rounded in my favor, if necessary)
fACT: Use Power Cell to restore 1 Power

Theantero fucked around with this message at 15:32 on May 24, 2023

# ? May 24, 2023 15:25

Dog Kisser: Mar 30, 2005; But People have fears that beasts do not. Questions, too.

WRECKER 9: HIeVel

HP: 3/3 Move: 2 Scrap: 0 Luxe: 30
DR: 1 HazDR: none
Belt Tokens: 3/3 Med // 3/3 Power // 3/3 Air
Hazard Tokens:
_{Augs [1/1]: Micro-Reactor (LVL1) _{(Restore 1 Power Unit when discarding a Rad Token.)}}
_{B-Mutation [1/1]: Gel Royale _{(Crafting Components count as one tier higher, and Salvaging an Elite produces a substance capable of upgrading other Augs and Mutations.)}}

"Hello, machine! I would like [one thing] please!"

ACT: Purchase a GLOB Trap once MataDOS gives me a MantlePiece

Dog Kisser fucked around with this message at 17:00 on May 24, 2023

# ? May 24, 2023 16:57

super sweet best pal: Nov 18, 2009

WRECKER 8: The Confessor

Aug - Jacklegz�: +1 Move
Aug - Rigspike: A Power Attack against a synthetic unit may be changed to x/Disable3. A non-Rig synthetic Rigspiked this round may be reprogrammed and Retained as an ACT.

"Once again I have acquired a disciple. This one seems a bit more prodigal than most but I'm sure with time he can repent."

ACT: Retrieve cache

# ? May 25, 2023 09:53

sheep-dodger: Feb 21, 2013

WRECKER 10: Liselotte Anna Maria Wilhelmina Eun-Kyung von Habsburg-Orleans

# ? May 25, 2023 12:30

paper bag with a face: Jun 2, 2007

HP: 2/2 Move: 2 Shift Scrap: 02 Luxe: 30
DR: 0 (Base 0) HazDR: N/A
Belt Tokens: 2/3 Med // 2W/3 -> 2W1P/3 Power // 3/3 Air

_{D-Muts: Black Hand of Glory _{(Subject gains a melee attack [1d6/1 Spectral Mug])}}
_{Augs [1/1]: Hydraulic Override (LVL1) _{Subject receives only a single downscale when Disabled, and may ACT normally.}}

Beaufer sat in silence puffing on his smoke while R0ZEG0LD's walking eye "pet" patched the holes in his clothes.

ACT: Recharge 1 power

# ? May 25, 2023 16:08

Bee Bonk: Feb 19, 2011

2. MataDOS

SWAP posted:

MataDOS gives Mantlepiece to HIeVel.

MataDOS attempts to Dupe Brackish Teratogen�success!

4. Beaufer Jingco

PeepR removes 1 Break from Beaufer!
Beaufer Recharges 1 Power!

5. Upyrass Gattahell

Gattahell Salvages for 1 Scrap and Biological Sample!

6. Prjkt.R0ZEG0LD

PeepR removes 1 Break from Beaufer!
R0ZEGOLD Salvages for 1 Scrap!
R0ZEGOLD uses Power Cell!

7. Neury

Neury spends 3 Med to remove 3 Poison!
Lung Bandit cannot Heal Lung Bandit due to Poison!
GOOPER absorbs MetaFalx!
GOOPER is Promoted!

Challenges posted:

Meet the New Boss: Create a new boss unit, though artifice or neglect.
Neury +25L

8. The Confessor

Confessor plunders Death Cache!

Loot posted:

Aegisys=[CS-Mimic]�Looted!
Junknux�Looted!
Steelito=[Custom Choke]�Looted!
Machined Parts�Looted!
Mushboom�Retained!

9. HIeVel

SWAP posted:

MataDOS gives Mantlepiece to HIeVel.

HIeVel spends 1 MP to purchase GLOB TRAP!

10. Liselotte

AutoFalconoid Recharges Power!
Liselotte Crafts [DPM Pistol]<(Advanced Electronics)>[Power Core]�success!

[Payroll]
Neury pays 5L to Lung Bandit!

[Burn Notice]
MataDOS takes 1 damage!
Matados loses 2 Spore!

[Fruit of the Doom]
Deresolver receives 1 Spore!

Le Poisson
Neury�s MBC takes 1 damage and is destroyed!

[Round 8 HAZard Roulette]
ButtR/FingRz: Items have a chance to be lost during a Swap, and any unit rolling a 1 during ENC receives 1 Break.

Sponsors-Only Map

# ? May 25, 2023 19:37

Antivehicular: Dec 30, 2011; I wanna sing one for the cars
That are right now headed silent down the highway
And it's dark and there is nobody driving And something has got to give

Brainfood Phonepost

Purchasing a SLOTDrone carrying a DPM Rifle and a Saf-T-Barrel to Gattahell for (25+10+5+3=35) 43 Luxe (10 Brainfood, 26 Gattahell 7 Liselotte)!

Also, setting a new Challenge:

GLOBHunt Rising: Capture a GLOB in a GLOBtrap.

# ? May 25, 2023 23:14

Arcanuse: Mar 15, 2019

[015L]
_{"hold please"}
"We're a bit busy right now, but whoever kills that Raptor Divergens can expect an Olmecha I.O.U. in addition to any other rewards."
"This isn't official or otherwise formally approved so you won't be getting a literal I.O.U. slip, but we'll talk more once the deed is done."

"Oh, and best of luck Neury. You'll be needing it."

# ? May 26, 2023 05:35

Jvie: Aug 10, 2012

Come

It has been too long hasn't it?

Too long since we last were here.

We haven't had a chance to really catch up, to really fill in what has happened since the last time.

It has been too long since you last walked these sands.

It has been too long since you last felt

T H E - R E F R E S H I N G - T A S T E - O F - S L � U S

# ? May 26, 2023 06:20

Swedish Thaumocracy: Jul 11, 2006; Strength of >800 Men
Honor of 0; Grimey Drawer

:: Is this you?

:: Your world?

:: Your fate?

:: No, says the Trendsetter.

:: I'm too pretty to die. Too cool to waste away.

:: I reject fate. I choose Fashion.

:: I choose GEN.

:: GENSTATION NEO. Available now, for a limited time only.
:: Gauranteed to self destruct before they stop being cool.

# ? May 27, 2023 08:07

Bee Bonk: Feb 19, 2011

pre:

ACCOUNTS											
2. MataDOS			51
4. Beaufer Jingco		30
5. Upyrass Gattahell		26
6. Prjkt.R0ZEG0LD		51
7. Neury			45
8. The Confessor		46	
9. HIeVel			30
10. Liselotte			41
11. Sharpie			0

HEAT posted:

HEAT 1: 1/3/5L Enemy Bounty*
HEAT 2: Wrecker Bounty +25L
HEAT 3: 2/5/10L Enemy Bounty*, chance of additional spawn roll.
HEAT 4: Wrecker Bounty +100L, Additional unit(s) in spawn groups.
HEAT 5: 5/10L/Crate Enemy Bounty*, chance of Elite Unit spawn
Higher HEAT levels grant priority in split outcomes.
*Certain Tier 1 enemies do not pay out, regardless of HEAT.

R0ZEGOLD receives 4L for HEATgen!

TeuthisTek presents Kill-o-Vision� posted:

(Map Kills / Career Kills / Map Down / WKs)
MataDOS (7/7/0/0) [Heat 2] <Bounty 25>
Prjkt.R0ZEG0LD (5/5/0/0) [Heat 5] <Bounty 100>
Upyrass Gattahell (5/5/0/0) [Heat 1] <Bounty 0>
Beaufer Jingco (3/3/0/0) [Heat 1/3] <Bounty 25>
Liselotte (2/2/0/0) [Heat 0/3] <Bounty 25>
The Confessor (2/11/1/1) [Heat 0/1] <Bounty 25>
Neury (0/0/0/0) [Heat 0/1] <Bounty 0>
HIeVel (1/1/1/0) [Heat 0/1] <Bounty 0>

Sponsor Stipend posted:

Brainfood +5L
Olmecha +5L
GEN +10L
Sl��s +5L

pre:

SPONSOR			LUXE		PRODUCT			SPONSEE		CRATES
Psichonumen		10		Coming Soon		X:Sharpie
Brainfood		15		Coming Soon		X:Liselotte	
Olmecha Burgerobotics	15		Coming Soon		X:HIeVel
GEN			15		GENsation Neo		X:R0ZEGOLD
Sl��s			5		Coming Soon		X:0
_________________________________________________________________
LOCKED ACCOUNTS
Wrecker Retirement Fund	5

Sponsor Challenges posted:

Brainfood
>GLOBHunt Rising: Capture a GLOB in a GLOBtrap.

Olmecha
>Broken Clay: Reach and Dispose of G.D.'s remains by any means.

Psichonumen
>Cough, Cough: Clear a hex with a fully spored airtank

GEN
>Dunk Dem Donots: Spend a promo-act to dis another wrecker [in the same hex] with a lower HEAT score than yourself.

Hiver Special Objectives
HIeVel (0/5)
>Apiculture a Rank 1 crafting component and use it. [+1 Bvo]
>Apiculture a Rank 2 crafting component and use it. [+3 Bvo]
>Apiculture a Rank 3 crafting component and use it. [+5 Bvo]
>Convert a NWU with Infest Tokens. [+1 Bvo]
>Convert a Wrecker with Infest Tokens. [+10 Bvo]
>Defeat a member of an aberrant brood. [+1 Bvo]
>Restore a damaged or D-Formed Map Feature with apicultured components. [+10 Bvo]
>Roll an outcome of 10 on a Crafting roll. [+10 Bvo]
>Defeat or DQ a D-Breaker [+15 Bvo]

D-Breaker Special Objectives
Beaufer (0/5) / R0ZEGOLD (0/10) / *GDFective (0/10)
>Craft with a D-Formed Rank 1 component. [+1 Dvo]
>Craft with a D-Formed Rank 2 component. [+3 Dvo]
>Craft with a D-Formed Rank 3 component. [+5 Dvo]
>Fail to Shift through a barrier [+1 Dvo]
>Successfully Shift through a barrier [+5 Dvo; One-Time]
>Successfully Hack to D-Form a Map Feature. [+5 Dvo]
>Cause another Wrecker to suffer D-Crisis by inflicting Warp. [+5 Dvo]
>Defeat or DQ a ■■■■■. [+15 Dvo]

CREW CART posted:

Available for 50L to Wreckers Only:

Wreckers, get Moving! :siren:

Sponsors-Only Map

# ? May 28, 2023 19:10

paper bag with a face: Jun 2, 2007

HP: 2/2 Move: 2 Shift Scrap: 02 Luxe: 30
DR: 0 (Base 0) HazDR: N/A
_{D-Muts: Black Hand of Glory _{(Subject gains a melee attack [1d6/1 Spectral Mug])}}
_{Augs [1/1]: Hydraulic Override (LVL1) _{Subject receives only a single downscale when Disabled, and may ACT normally.}}

So Beaufer's sitting there getting his clothes fixed and fiddlin' around with his DVice and all of a sudden, he jumped up like he just stepped on a rattlesnake. "Shiiiiiiiit!", he exclaimed, breaking character and reverting to his normal speaking voice for a moment. "Kid, get a looksee at this!"

quote:

"Lookin' a little funny, but the signs and omens are all there. Hoopleheads done summoned a manifestation of 𝕮𝕳𝕰𝕺𝕲𝕳! Damned pretenDer musta lured it here." Cheogh. Ol' Shamblebeak. Shadow on the Sun. The-Vulture-What-Picks-At-The-Bones-Of-The-Unworthy. Beaufer was right to be afeared; many a Walker has met their end at the talons of this horrid Devil of The-One-Who-Binds. "D-dunno about you but I'm no account in terms of stanDing.", The desperaDo slurred, motioning to his marked up face, "Though associatin' with those thievin' snake oil salesmen _{_{(may He drat their souls and drink of their d-spair.)}} prolly ain't doin' you any favors."

He was already makin' his way to the door, "Come on, miss. We gotta keep movin'. Banishin' a Devil like that one is above my bend right now."

R0ZEG0LD can peek.
MOV: Beaufer spends 1 Power to POWER MOVE along the path 906 -> 806 -> 707 -> 607

paper bag with a face fucked around with this message at 21:34 on May 28, 2023

# ? May 28, 2023 21:14

super sweet best pal: Nov 18, 2009

WRECKER 8: The Confessor

Aug - Jacklegz�: +1 Move
Aug - Rigspike: A Power Attack against a synthetic unit may be changed to x/Disable3. A non-Rig synthetic Rigspiked this round may be reprogrammed and Retained as an ACT.
Retainer: St. Fungustine

"Come my friend, let us finish building our congregation."

MOV: Back to 213

# ? May 28, 2023 22:33

TheNabster: Apr 26, 2014; "Today I will cause problems on purpose"

WRECKER 2: MataDOS

HP: 2/3 Move: 2 Scrap: 03 Luxe: 51
DR: 2 HazDR: none
Belt Tokens: 1/3 Med // 3/3 Power // 1/3 Air
Augs [1/1]:
Adrenal Accelerator (LVL1) _{When subject is hit during ENC, subject's ACT is Boosted.}
Wreckpedia: Synths +1, Beasts +2

MOV: AIM

Patrons and Observers, MataDOS Requests: One Shotgun, (Save 25L for an Emergency Respawn for now)
Sincerely, MataDOS

# ? May 29, 2023 09:21

AJ_Impy: Jun 17, 2007; SWORD OF SMATTAS. CAN YOU NOT HEAR A WORLD CRY OUT FOR JUSTICE? WHEN WILL YOU DELIVER IT?; Yam Slacker

WRECKER 7: Neury the Ambulatory Neural Net Tightcast Pylon
Utilities 0/2

Armor 1/1

Weapons 1/2

Minions 1/3

Retainer: 5L Poison:1 HP 1/3
Key Items 0/-, Crafting Components 0/-, Consumables 0/-

Aug 1/1
Eyegear: Missile and Melee attacks are upscaled.

Classic Prestige Ready

Rekonciliator abilities:
Grafty: +up to negotiation per 5 scrap spent
Job Creator: Retain neutral as ACT for 5/10/20 Luxe/round
Leader: Bestows bonuses based on party composition

Current Leader bonuses:
[1 Wreckers] +0 HEATgen (Leader only)
~~[Horrific] +1 Rad DR~~
~~[Mutant Familiar] Power Attacks gain Plasma~~
[Mutant Retainer] +1 Damage per Rad.
~~[Rektologist] Attacks gain Precise~~
~~[Synth Familiar] Power Attacks gain Junk~~

HP: 1/3
MP: 2/2
HEAT: 0/5
Scrap: 0
Luxe: 45

Resource Changes this turn:

Not Sponsored.

Neury the Ambulatory Neural Net Tightcast Pylon Ambulates.

MOV:>704>603

Retainer MOV: With Neury the Ambulatory Neural Net Tightcast Pylon.

# ? May 29, 2023 12:18

Theantero: Nov 6, 2011; ...We danced the Mamushka while Nero fiddled, we danced the Mamushka at Waterloo. We danced the Mamushka for Jack the Ripper, and now, Fester Addams, this Mamushka is for you....

WRECKER 6: Prjkt.R0ZEG0LD

HP: 2/2 Move: 2 Scrap: 13 Luxe: 51
DR: 2 HazDR: none
Trauma Counter: 0/5
Belt Tokens: 3/3 Med // 1/4 Power // 3/3 Air
Hazard Tokens:

Name: Corneanna

R0ZEG0LD peeks over Beaufer's shoulder as the man rants about the manifest D-entity displayed upon his DVice. Once he is done, she pats him on the back.

"THE✨ TERM IS ♣️♣️MAJOR MALIGNANCY♣️♣️: 🦅🟣RAPTOR DIVERGENS🟣🐙"

"THOUGH✨ WE💕 ALLOW FOR SOME⭐ HETEROGENEITY🍭 WHEN IT COMES🌠 TO DESCRIPTIONS OF ♠️EVIL♠️"

"KEEPS✨ US💕 FROM SOUNDING🎵 TOO SAMEY❤️"

"SO✨ IT'S ALL GOOD❣️"

She gives a thumbs up as the man walks away towards the door, despite the fact that he isn't even looking at her direction.

"AND✨ DON'T WORRY⭐"

"I✨ WOULDN'T TAKE A CADET🔹 TO FIGHT🔥 SOMETHING SO SCARY🖤 RIGHT OFF THE BAT❤️"

"THAT✨ WOULD MAKE ME💖 A BAD SENIOR💎"

She follows Beaufer out of the door. Right before she starts to [Shift] though, she makes one last remark.

"OH✨"

"AND✨ PLEASE WATCH☀️ HOW YOU❤️ REFER TO YOUR FELLOW💞 DIVERS✨"

"I✨ KNOW YOU'RE❤️ EARNESTLY TRYING💝 TO BE BETTER💛, BUT LANGUAGE🎵 LIKE THAT MIGHT SPARK⚡ POINTLESS 💗DRAMA💗"

"AND✨ WE💕 DON'T REALLY HAVE⭐ THE TIME☀️ TO SPEND AN EPISODE💎 ON RESOLVING💞 A FUNNY MISUNDERSTANDING💖 RIGHT NOW, HEHE~🎶"

Beaufer can Peek
MOV: POWER MOVE (using Power): 906 -> 806 -> 707 -> 607

# ? May 29, 2023 12:29

Dog Kisser: Mar 30, 2005; But People have fears that beasts do not. Questions, too.

WRECKER 9: HIeVel

# ? May 29, 2023 14:16

sheep-dodger: Feb 21, 2013

WRECKER 10: Liselotte Anna Maria Wilhelmina Eun-Kyung von Habsburg-Orleans

Liselotte Anna Maria Wilhelmina Eun-Kyung von Habsburg-Orleans: HP: 3/3/3 Move: 2 Scrap: 1 Current DR: 2 Current TN: 4
Belt resources: Medical Units: 3 Power: 2 Air: 3
Tokens:

Augmentations: Limit: 1
Charged Myoservos: _{Subject ignores the first downscale against them in a Round.}

CS Suite II:
Slots: 2
CS-Loyalty: _{Familiar Limit +1}
CS-Medical: _{Automatically spend a Med unit when damaged}

Item reload status:

Retainers&Familiars:
Limit: 5
Auto-Falconoid Brandenburg-Bayreuth: _{1/1 HP 1/1 Power}
Murky Biocover Oldenburg-Delmenhorst: _{1/2 HP 1DR 1 Break}
Blue G.L.O.B. Daun-Oberstein: _{1/1 HP}
Reliquary of Gruncle Ferdinand: _{1/1 HP}

MOV: Move to 403

# ? May 29, 2023 16:10

Scribbleykins: Apr 29, 2010; Any scientist with the right background can brew his own booze.

...

What do you mean electrolytes aren't used for brewing booze? That's silly!

...

Well when all you have are chunks of TNE and an overly large water ration, all the world looks like a still!; Grimey Drawer

WRECKER 5: Upyrass Gattahell

x1
HP: 3/3 | MV: 2 | DR: 1 | HazDR: 0 | Hit TN: 5 | Scrap: 0 | Luxe: 26 | Kills: 5 | Heat: 1
Belt: 1/3 Med | 3/4 Power | 3/3 Air | Weapons: 0/2 | Familiars: 1/2 | Scans: +3 Beast
_{Aug - Spinal Array: +1 Scan Range | Optiscope: nil}

"Abominable acehole."

Gattahell waited a while for a delivery that never came, checking her comms impatiently, before finally stomping off with righteous fury bouying her every step.

They dare deny her a premium package deal after all the plan-wrangling she went through with that wrangler toff? In ~~her~~ Neury's very hour of need? It was marvellously rage-inducing. Potential fodder for hours of discontented grousing.

"Gatta gonna lay her down some wrath on de service desk if she evva get outta here. Dis just like dem shittenoshows Evac-Us at MA-RS. Least YEETCorp had dey evaccublastions work."

MOV: Power Move! -> 504 -> 404

# ? May 29, 2023 18:34

Bee Bonk: Feb 19, 2011

Deliveries posted:

Brainfood spends 43L (15BF, 26UG, 2L) for SLOTdrone Delivery of DPM Rifle and Saf-T-Barrel

2. MataDOS
MataDOS takes Aim!
HIeVel is here.
[Structure] Provides Cover vs Ranged attacks from outside.
[Elevated] Provides +1 Range and Scan Range.

4. Beaufer Jingco
Power Shift! to 607.
R0ZEGOLD is here.
[Structure] Provides Cover vs Ranged attacks from outside.
[Elevated] Provides +1 Range and Scan Range.

Death Cache posted:

]UNLOCKED[

5. Upyrass Gattahell
Movement HALT 504!
Pulse Ray springs Ambush!
Pulse Ray springs Ambush!
[Fluid]: Exempt: Fly, Shift. Moving out of the hex costs 2 movement.

6. Prjkt.R0ZEG0LD
Power Shift! to 607.
Beaufer is here.
[Structure] Provides Cover vs Ranged attacks from outside.
[Elevated] Provides +1 Range and Scan Range.

Death Cache posted:

]UNLOCKED[

7. Neury
Movement to 603 .
Horror Trap reduces Neury�s Move to 0!
[Structure] Provides Cover vs Ranged attacks from outside.
[Elevated] Provides +1 Range and Scan Range.

8. The Confessor
Movement to 213.
[Fluid]: Exempt: Fly, Shift. Moving out of the hex costs 2 movement.

9. HIeVel
HIeVel takes Aim!
MataDOS is here.
[Structure] Provides Cover vs Ranged attacks from outside.
[Elevated] Provides +1 Range and Scan Range.

10. Liselotte
Movement to 403 .
[Structure] Provides Cover vs Ranged attacks from outside.
[Elevated] Provides +1 Range and Scan Range.

Wreckers, resolve Encounters! :siren:

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Bee Bonk fucked around with this message at 21:40 on May 29, 2023

# ? May 29, 2023 20:54

super sweet best pal: Nov 18, 2009

WRECKER 8: The Confessor

Aug - Jacklegz�: +1 Move
Aug - Rigspike: A Power Attack against a synthetic unit may be changed to x/Disable3. A non-Rig synthetic Rigspiked this round may be reprogrammed and Retained as an ACT.
Retainer: St. Fungustine

"Friends, I ask you, does a robot have a soul? Some of you might say no but you just lack the power to convert them."

Rigspike the robot, scaling off junknux power attack: 1d12 10

# ? May 29, 2023 21:11

Scribbleykins: Apr 29, 2010; Any scientist with the right background can brew his own booze.

...

What do you mean electrolytes aren't used for brewing booze? That's silly!

...

Well when all you have are chunks of TNE and an overly large water ration, all the world looks like a still!; Grimey Drawer

WRECKER 5: Upyrass Gattahell

x2 (+1)

# ? May 29, 2023 21:59

Theantero: Nov 6, 2011; ...We danced the Mamushka while Nero fiddled, we danced the Mamushka at Waterloo. We danced the Mamushka for Jack the Ripper, and now, Fester Addams, this Mamushka is for you....

WRECKER 6: Prjkt.R0ZEG0LD

HP: 2/2 Move: 2 Scrap: 13 Luxe: 51
DR: 2 HazDR: none
Trauma Counter: 0/5
Belt Tokens: 3/3 Med // 0/4 Power // 3/3 Air
Hazard Tokens:

Name: Corneanna

Another day, another [Structure]:[Elevated]. R0ZEG0LD shifts in near the ceiling of a fourth room lounge where a duo of horrors and a GLOB hugging a Decoy had been placed, her fall adorned by a sweeping dropkick right through some live wiring that then dropped right on top of the Decoy.

"ALL✨ CORRUPT🖤 BEASTS QUAKE💗 IN FEAR❣️"

"WHEN✨ TROUPE✨ DIVERS💗 ASTRA🌟 MAGIA🪄 DRAWS NEAR❣️"

She winks at a Camdrone through the resulting lightshow of pretty sparks. Aesthetic at least, if not all that immediately helpful.

Apparently not considering the rest of the local monstra much of a threat, she stretches and quickly saunters over to a window after the drone flies off, staring off into the expanse of swamp below.

Minion.ENC: Corneanna the PeepR will Boost
ENC: Improv table roll [1d6]=6
Exposed Conduits (Single Target) against GLOB Decoy [1d8]=6

# ? May 29, 2023 22:10

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# ? Apr 26, 2024 03:35

sheep-dodger: Feb 21, 2013

WRECKER 10: Liselotte Anna Maria Wilhelmina Eun-Kyung von Habsburg-Orleans

Liselotte Anna Maria Wilhelmina Eun-Kyung von Habsburg-Orleans: HP: 3/3/3 Move: 2 Scrap: 1 Current DR: 2 Current TN: 4
Belt resources: Medical Units: 3 Power: 2 Air: 3
Tokens:

Augmentations: Limit: 1
Charged Myoservos: _{Subject ignores the first downscale against them in a Round.}

CS Suite II:
Slots: 2
CS-Loyalty: _{Familiar Limit +1}
CS-Medical: _{Automatically spend a Med unit when damaged}

Item reload status:

Retainers&Familiars:
Limit: 5
Auto-Falconoid Brandenburg-Bayreuth: _{1/1 HP 1/1 Power}
Murky Biocover Oldenburg-Delmenhorst: _{1/2 HP 1DR 1 Break}
Blue G.L.O.B. Daun-Oberstein: _{1/1 HP}
Reliquary of Gruncle Ferdinand: _{1/1 HP}

ENC: Deploy Slime Mold to capture GLOB#3 (purple)
GLOB Daun-Oberstein ENC: Attack GLOB#2 (green): 1d4 3
MBC Oldenburg-Delmenhorst: Do NOT Bodyguard

# ? May 30, 2023 09:45

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