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AnimeIsTrash
Jun 30, 2018

Turkey has like 800 deepstates, let us try to join one.

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Buck Wildman
Mar 30, 2010

I am Metango, Galactic Governor


Karl Barks
Jan 21, 1981

Okay I'll start the whatsapp group DM me your phone numbers

TheSlutPit
Dec 26, 2009

Gonna need a summary of the various deep state options before I commit, op

Karl Barks
Jan 21, 1981

Oh we're joining one, not making our own. Yeah that's cool too

AnimeIsTrash
Jun 30, 2018

Karl Barks posted:

Oh we're joining one, not making our own. Yeah that's cool too

nice low iq reading skills karl

lumpentroll
Mar 4, 2020

how much does it pay

AnimeIsTrash
Jun 30, 2018

don't know was hoping 1 of the turkish posters could help us out by listing the deep states

Karl Barks
Jan 21, 1981

AnimeIsTrash posted:

nice low iq reading skills karl

Is there a deep state based around having disabilities (ADHD), I say we join that one

CoolCab
Apr 17, 2005

glem

AnimeIsTrash posted:

don't know was hoping 1 of the turkish posters could help us out by listing the deep states

get us the deep rates

mawarannahr
May 21, 2019

it could be legally problematic for me to discuss the Turkish deep states im part of but here’s a British one


this is the guy

Fortaleza
Feb 21, 2008

There's gotta be at least a dozen turkish deep states in Germany, let's join one of the Berlin ones that place is great

yellowcar
Feb 14, 2010

im joining the turkish deep state just to get enes kanter deported

Red Baron
Mar 9, 2007

ty slumfrog :)
I’ve been told that Turks discovered America so are we not already in the Turkish deep state?

AnimeIsTrash
Jun 30, 2018

mawarannahr posted:

it could be legally problematic for me to discuss the Turkish deep states im part of but here’s a British one


this is the guy


bulgur is good tho :confused:

AnimeIsTrash
Jun 30, 2018

that man looks like a minion those ladies made the correct choice

platzapS
Aug 4, 2007

I have attained a clerk position in their diplomatic mission to Egypt.

mark immune
Dec 14, 2019

put the teacher in the cope cage imo
Righteous Turkish Judges

really queer Christmas
Apr 22, 2014

I'm pretty sure every cspam poster is already a member of the American deep state, OP

Dustcat
Jan 26, 2019

i can't join a deep state i have tubes in my ears

Zodium
Jun 19, 2004

if anyone needs help with their applications, i have 20 years experience as a deep state brain in a jar

Farm Frenzy
Jan 3, 2007

gulen or gtfo imo

fanfic insert
Nov 4, 2009
Sorry all my contacts have been labeled as terrorists so Wallenberg can make a buck on arms sales

Ardennes
May 12, 2002
There is only one real derin devlet, accept no substitutes.

platzapS
Aug 4, 2007

Update: My clerk job was axed after slanderous accusations (champerty).

AnimeIsTrash
Jun 30, 2018

really queer Christmas posted:

I'm pretty sure every cspam poster is already a member of the American deep state, OP

that makes them perfect candidates for the turkish one

In Training
Jun 28, 2008

Very well. Do their meetings run by roberts rules

Filthy Hans
Jun 27, 2008

by Fluffdaddy

(and can't post for 10 years!)

we must convince Pennsylvania to vote for "Doctor" Mehmet Oz

guidoanselmi
Feb 6, 2008

I thought my ideas were so clear. I wanted to make an honest post. No lies whatsoever.

Does this mean I get to be racist toward Syrians?

War and Pieces
Apr 24, 2022

DID NOT VOTE FOR FETTERMAN

guidoanselmi posted:

Does this mean I get to be racist toward Syrians?

& K*rds

The Atomic Man-Boy
Jul 23, 2007

mawarannahr posted:

this is the guy


In solidarity with Mr. Oktar, I will refuse to visit my harem, except for special occasions.

FREE ADNON!

AnimeIsTrash
Jun 30, 2018

alright i did some research and think i have narrowed it down

we can join this guy:



this guy:



or we can make our own

Cabbages and Kings
Aug 25, 2004


Shall we be trotting home again?
let's make our own, and overthrow the turkish government

Archduke Frantz Fanon
Sep 7, 2004

i was just chatting with my deep state interviewer and i mentioned i really liked that string cheese they sell with the seeds in it and he just stopped the conversation there and walked out?

mawarannahr
May 21, 2019

AnimeIsTrash posted:

alright i did some research and think i have narrowed it down

we can join this guy:



this guy:



or we can make our own

Never forget. Today was gonna be the day
https://twitter.com/trtworld/status/1547975527264313344

guidoanselmi
Feb 6, 2008

I thought my ideas were so clear. I wanted to make an honest post. No lies whatsoever.

mawarannahr posted:

this is the guy


everything i've ever needed to learn about evolution came from this scholar

mawarannahr
May 21, 2019

guidoanselmi posted:

everything i've ever needed to learn about evolution came from this scholar

Divine Secrets of the Yahya Sisterhood

Hatebag
Jun 17, 2008


Earlier today i was reading about atatürk's daughter and her quest to prove that turks were white that resulted in her claiming that the maya were actually turks that had migrated to america from a sunken continent called mu or something

Mayor Dave
Feb 20, 2009

Bernie the Snow Clown

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AnimeIsTrash
Jun 30, 2018


God drat, this is psychotic.

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