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bawfuls posted:jfc there's a seven-part series on jeter coming? Well they did MJ and Brady. So now who is the overexposed polarizing NHL Hall of Famer who will get a 7 part series on ESP… hahaha… I’m sorry. I couldn’t get through that with a straight face.
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shirts and skins posted:Jeter isn't even close to those guys though. It's pure NYY starfucking. It’s just about star power. Ain’t no one in the ESPN studios weighing GOAT scales. Just ratings and demos.
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Jul 19, 2022 01:24
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An extra minute. Gonna try and rack up 40 or something.
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Jul 19, 2022 01:25
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Everyone’s sweating and blasting so much I feel like this things gonna end via dehydration.
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Jul 19, 2022 01:34
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Ooof. He didn’t get the full bonus.
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Jul 19, 2022 01:42
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It’s nice that ESPN finally figured out to use a split adeeen properly so we can follow things.
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Jul 19, 2022 01:47
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Trop HR Derby would just end in a player walkout or something. I can’t even imagine the scope of that disaster.
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Jul 19, 2022 02:06
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Soto having the rare
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Jul 19, 2022 02:13
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That was a worth while moment. I’m ok with it. It would be funny if Schwarber choked.
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Jul 19, 2022 02:24
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He’s losing pace.
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Jul 19, 2022 02:26
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4 in a minute is super doable. But he’s making it dramatic.
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Jul 19, 2022 02:28
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Yeah, Schwarbers just being mean.
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Jul 19, 2022 02:30
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On one hand Pujols is actually objectively performing better than Schwarber and it would be just for him to win. But also that would be cruel.
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Jul 19, 2022 02:32
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Jul 19, 2022 02:34
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Now Pujols has to go against Juan Soto. They should have Soto go first so Pujols can just take a knee.
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Jul 19, 2022 02:36
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Julio was looking shaky there but nice rebound. He can hit 30 again in bonus.
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Jul 19, 2022 02:47
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Here for the fall of the Beefy Boys and inexplicable Julio vs Pujols finals.
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Jul 19, 2022 02:51
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It’s happening!
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Jul 19, 2022 02:55
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Jul 19, 2022 02:58
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Julio vs Pujols is the dream but can’t be mad if it’s Julio vs Soto.
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Jul 19, 2022 03:00
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bawfuls posted:Every year there's an example like this which demonstrates the need to change the first round to at-large competition Counter argument: Pujols def Schwarber
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Jul 19, 2022 03:06
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He got double digits in the second round. He can hold his head up high. Assuming he can lift his head.
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Jul 19, 2022 03:08
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Pujols is praying Soto doesn’t blow it next.
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Jul 19, 2022 03:09
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Albert got that old man “I just want to fall down” limp.
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Jul 19, 2022 03:11
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He’s choking too!
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Jul 19, 2022 03:13
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This is a conspiracy to haze Pujols. Tomorrow he’s gonna be brought in as a pinch runner.
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Jul 19, 2022 03:14
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Hitting a baseball is hard and I have no idea what I’m talking about but it feels like both Schwarber and Soto got psyched out by the matchup and figured they could save some energy and advance easy and messed up their timing.
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Jul 19, 2022 03:18
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Jul 19, 2022 03:19
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Julio scoffs at all these old men who make it look so hard.
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Jul 19, 2022 03:27
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Definitely not what he wanted but Soto looked bad last round and didn’t get 18 in more time. So Julio is still alive.
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Jul 19, 2022 03:35
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Disappointing a little. But ah well. Fun Derby.
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Jul 19, 2022 03:42
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I flipped it on and was greeted with Curt Schilling weirdly proud he couldn’t name any of the Jackson 5. So I’ll watch it tomorrow when I’ve forgotten he exists again.
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Jul 19, 2022 03:55
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Haha. Kate Bush. I love the Dodger organist.
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R.D. Mangles posted:I sort of miss Joe buck?????? Joe Buck was mediocre but he was perfectly groomed to be the definition of mediocre. The potential for worse is bottomless.
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Jul 20, 2022 02:19
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See? Stanton should have been in the Derby.
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Jul 20, 2022 02:27
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Ok I wanna see a pitcher get batted around on in the All Star game. Let’s do this.
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My hope for the Legends Slots is that we have like 3 years of really obvious greats retiring and being named and then there’s a year where there’s no one and league feels obligated to name someone hilarious.
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Mellow Seas posted:“Joe Mantiply” is the phoniest-sounding name I’ve ever heard I legit thought he was a Show created character the first time I noticed him.
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