MLB All Star GDT: My God, it's full of Dongs

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Popete: Oct 6, 2009; This will make sure you don't suggest to the KDz
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Let us go Schwarber

# ¿ Jul 19, 2022 00:55

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# ¿ Apr 27, 2024 12:45

Popete: Oct 6, 2009; This will make sure you don't suggest to the KDz
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The one true HRD ranking

1. Kyle Schwarber
2. Juan Soto
3. Julio Rodriguez
4. Jose Ramirez
5. Ronal Acuna Jr
6. Pete Alonso
7. Corey Seager
8. Albert Pujols

# ¿ Jul 19, 2022 00:57

Popete: Oct 6, 2009; This will make sure you don't suggest to the KDz
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Doesn't the host team always have a player in the HRD?

# ¿ Jul 19, 2022 01:05

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Flying a B-52 overheard to remind everyone we could be nuked at any moment.

# ¿ Jul 19, 2022 01:11

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Thinking I should pay a bot farm in Yugoslavia to get myself a platinum record so I can go to the HRD next year

# ¿ Jul 19, 2022 01:15

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lol our first swing and miss

# ¿ Jul 19, 2022 01:21

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lol good luck Seager

# ¿ Jul 19, 2022 01:28

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Julio picking a lighter bat is probably the secret pro move. I can't imagine how exhausted Seager is gonna be swinging a 35" drop 2 bat.

# ¿ Jul 19, 2022 01:33

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Mellow Seas posted:

Instead of dumb kids in the outfield they should put some elite OF out there and have a simultaneous fancy catch contest.

(One weird trick to injure outfielders, GMs HATE it!)

Byron Buxton endlessly diving into walls

# ¿ Jul 19, 2022 01:35

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Gorman Thomas posted:

Yeah that's a great point, did they say how light JRs bar is?

Drop 2.5 but he was also swinging a 34". That's a pretty substantial difference if you're going all out hacking for 3 minutes straight.

# ¿ Jul 19, 2022 01:37

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Pete Alonso takes the HRD so seriously and it owns

# ¿ Jul 19, 2022 01:46

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It's not likely to happen with the bonus time but I want to see how pissed Alonso gets if he loses in the first round.

# ¿ Jul 19, 2022 01:48

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Way closer than expected

# ¿ Jul 19, 2022 01:51

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Please interview Liam Hendricks when he's on the mound.

# ¿ Jul 20, 2022 01:53

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Stop trying to pick off Ohtani

# ¿ Jul 20, 2022 02:09

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Soto charge the mound

# ¿ Jul 20, 2022 02:15

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lol that pitch was shoulder high and outside edge and he pulls it

# ¿ Jul 20, 2022 02:29

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National Losers

# ¿ Jul 20, 2022 02:30

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Do pitchers ever get pulled in the ASG?

# ¿ Jul 20, 2022 02:32

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Pinch hit David Ortiz

# ¿ Jul 20, 2022 02:51

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How you gonna call a guy out on a check swing in the All Star Game?

# ¿ Jul 20, 2022 02:55

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La Vie En Rose for Ty France lol

# ¿ Jul 20, 2022 03:53

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Please tie this up

# ¿ Jul 20, 2022 04:05

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lol they did it they mic'd up Hendricks

# ¿ Jul 20, 2022 04:12

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How do you Fox News?

When I want to make all my friends and family uncomfortable at the backyard barbecue.

# ¿ Jul 20, 2022 04:27

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# ¿ Apr 27, 2024 12:45

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Come on Schwarbs

# ¿ Jul 20, 2022 04:29

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