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The Something Awful Forums > Discussion > Sports Argument Stadium > MLB All Star GDT: My God, it's full of Dongs
 
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bawfuls
Oct 28, 2009

 idk why but that guy's voice sounded like poo poo to me

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bawfuls
Oct 28, 2009

 jfc there's a seven-part series on jeter coming?

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bawfuls
Oct 28, 2009

 lol corey is hosed

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bawfuls
Oct 28, 2009

xbilkis posted:

Picking his dad is a classic fuckup. Old man is taking too much time to grab balls and poo poo
he's done it before in 2016 so presumably he's aware and just wants to enjoy it with his dad

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bawfuls
Oct 28, 2009

Inspector_666 posted:

I loving love the Home Run Derby.
every year I watch it now I am reminded of that Sam Miller piece about a future where Derby evolves into it's own pro sport

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bawfuls
Oct 28, 2009

 the statcast broadcast showed the pitch location overlay and it really underscores how significant it is for these things

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bawfuls
Oct 28, 2009

KICK BAMA KICK posted:

I want pitching machine HRD more than I want robot umps.
yeah for real

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bawfuls
Oct 28, 2009

Popete posted:

Pete Alonso takes the HRD so seriously and it owns
he makes more money from the Derby than he does from playing baseball (a key part of Miller's HRD speculation)

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bawfuls
Oct 28, 2009

 MLB should take the Derby as seriously as Pete does and standardize some stuff. One pitching machine for everyone. First round everyone hits for full time (and any bonus they earn), then go head to head for the rest of it with seeding based on the first round totals.

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bawfuls
Oct 28, 2009

 LOLOLOL

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bawfuls
Oct 28, 2009

 Schwarbs is hosed!

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bawfuls
Oct 28, 2009

 greatest upset in derby history

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bawfuls
Oct 28, 2009

 poor Seager eliminated with 24

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bawfuls
Oct 28, 2009

 now that there's a million dollar prize every derby should be won by a pre-arb guy

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bawfuls
Oct 28, 2009

Mellow Seas posted:

Poor Seager still has the best non-Julio round, doesn't he?
Every year there's an example like this which demonstrates the need to change the first round to at-large competition

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bawfuls
Oct 28, 2009

shirts and skins posted:

Young and Hungry (possibly literally)

https://twitter.com/molly_knight/status/1549213393873035265
The first year they did the prize money was 2019 and Alonzo was pre-arb for that one and 2021. Lets see how long this streak can go

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bawfuls
Oct 28, 2009

 glad it's the two young guys in the final

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bawfuls
Oct 28, 2009

 First time watching BP in many years

Thank goodness the players aren’t wearing their team uniforms, otherwise I might be able to identify them from here
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bawfuls
Oct 28, 2009

 They are playing a PSA on the big screen about how to not get abducted by a fake Uber driver

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bawfuls
Oct 28, 2009

 You wear a Houston jersey in this stadium, you’re gonna get boo’d

Edit: it’s fuckin hot, don’t envy AL players forced to wear dark gray right now

bawfuls fucked around with this message at 00:55 on Jul 20, 2022

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bawfuls
Oct 28, 2009

 Manny Muchasshole yells the guy behind me lol

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bawfuls
Oct 28, 2009

 :lol:

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bawfuls
Oct 28, 2009

 Why waste pitches when you can just pick him off

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bawfuls
Oct 28, 2009

 Is Altuve tall enough to make that Gimenez play? I’m guessing not

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bawfuls
Oct 28, 2009

 The scoreboard says every all star has a 1.042 OPS

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bawfuls
Oct 28, 2009

 lol was Machado really starting poo poo in the All Star Game??

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bawfuls
Oct 28, 2009

STAC Goat posted:

Joe Buck was mediocre but he was perfectly groomed to be the definition of mediocre. The potential for worse is bottomless.
Joe Davis is legitimately great

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bawfuls
Oct 28, 2009

 MVP should be that Cleveland 2B who snagged the Machado liner to turn two in the first inning

Or Gonsolin

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bawfuls
Oct 28, 2009

 She’s a partial owner of the Dodgers

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