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Jun 1, 2020

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Glottis posted:

you wanted street cops to make a decision that this guy should potentially get killed by a riot?

Yes?

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what exactly was he attempting to do?

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My sister got her head stuck in a bannister when she was about that age too but my mom just got out the jug of crisco

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For the next act of schaden, they have a pool table on that very same floor

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Mister Speaker posted:

The schad on me is that I'll never be able to get as high as I was when I was 15 seeing Jackass for the first time.

Unless I get into opiates.

My n-word have you tried LSD?

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You're not TITTIESUCKER69 so idkwtf you're talkin about

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the asspennies video taken to a new level

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Bixington posted:

I've got it on good authority that the kids that played in my high school football team occasionally lactated, assumedly from the roid usage lol. Couple brothers went pro too.

I refuse to believe there’s an actual pro lacrosse league that anyone other than friends and families attend

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Mister Speaker posted:

And they're (hopefully) not all disgusting rapemutants like every single player in the NHL.

you must not have been around lacrosse players in school if you think hockey players are bad

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i wonder if anyone has ever made Moob Cheese before

like breast milk ice cream is one thing but fermented dude milk is something completely different

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redshirt posted:

Cheesebro

isnt that one of the dudes who's been in trump's legal circle issues? if so, highly sus

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china bot posted:

receiving pleasure from the pain goons apparently feel from overdog's *checks notes* sarcasm

sarcasm is dead

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Lots of dispensaries and delivery services in CA take card now. some of them, it works more like an atm than a regular card purchase tho, as in they can only charge by the $10s so they carry around cash to give you the change but i would always let them keep that as a tip

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Aramoro posted:

How do you do rounds when you have tabs?

I'm not especially tied to which way is best, other than just being able to leave when you're done. It's just so weird after being to a load of other countries and then the US having it's own way. I'm sure other countries must do it as well.

you just tell the bartender this round is on you, they put it all on your tab

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`Nemesis posted:

Tesla's can be dolly towed like 20-30 miles per their website, which will cover almost any situation or at least get it to a flat bed. It's not a huge deal all sorts of cars have special towing requirements, tow operators are expected to know this sort of stuff

you obviously havent been around tow drivers much if you think the majority of them know more than how to hook up the winch and then strap the car down and even that's iffy. i've dealt with so many goddamned idiot tow truck drivers with all my lovely cars. i had one rip a bumper off, i had one start a fire under the hood after i told him not to try starting the car, which he proceeded to ignore, i had one lose my car off the dolly and that's only about half the stories i have about those dumb mother fuckers.

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St_Ides posted:

I worked in the car and truck rental industry for 11 years, I dealt with a lot of tow drivers.

I’ve never met one that didn’t consider themselves to be the smartest person in the room, despite always, always being the dumbest. It’s the ultimate dunning-Krueger job.

Just last week I saw a big tow hooking up a Forester for a regular tow, not a flatbed. They obviously should know better, but they don’t.

i said this same exact thing earlier and they handwaved it away

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you're becoming the main character in the thread, take a loving step back

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hail Satan

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Elias_Maluco posted:

That’s a murder attempt

no that's a suicide attempt

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