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Lassitude
Oct 21, 2003

Drink this fluid. It came from my body you coward

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rocket_Magnet
Apr 5, 2005

:unsmith:
Breast milk ice cream has been on sale for while my dudes

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-london-12569011

snergle
Aug 3, 2013

A kind little mouse!

rocket_Magnet posted:

Breast milk ice cream has been on sale for while my dudes

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-london-12569011

this is very normal in europe

Gasmask
Apr 27, 2003

And if thou gaze long into an abyss, the abyss will also gaze into thee

rocket_Magnet posted:

Breast milk ice cream has been on sale for while my dudes

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-london-12569011

That was shut down after about three days, my guy

Pope Corky the IX
Dec 18, 2006

What are you looking at?
Look, I just share the links, I don’t read them.

fuctifino
Jun 11, 2001

Pope Corky the IX posted:

Look, I just share the links, I don’t read them.

This is the way

Elias_Maluco
Aug 23, 2007
I need to sleep

davidspackage posted:

I mean to be fair did he see his friend produce the milk. You think a laboratory isn't going to call the police if you show up and ask "can you check if this is breast milk or cum before I drink it, as per the terms of the compact?"

Obviously the only way to be sure would be sucking it directly from the source

The Modern Leper
Dec 25, 2008

You must be a masochist

Sentient Data posted:

The schad is that there's no fetlife thread to steer those conversations toward

Air Skwirl
May 13, 2007

Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night stays these couriers from the swift completion of their appointed shitposting.
https://twitter.com/buitengebieden/status/1700930352611815897?s=20

https://twitter.com/whatcatsdid/status/1700929923332841811?s=20

freeedr
Feb 21, 2005

I couldn’t even formulate an estimate to how many people have drunk my fluids

davidspackage
May 16, 2007

Nap Ghost

freeedr posted:

I couldn’t even formulate an estimate to how many people have drunk my fluids

*I look at my glass with sudden horror* you son of a b

Large Testicles
Jun 1, 2020

[ASK] ME ABOUT MY LOVE FOR 1'S
the asspennies video taken to a new level

Jestery
Aug 2, 2016


Not a Dickman, just a shape
Blood donors itt being
:ironicat:

Hyperlynx
Sep 13, 2015

Jestery posted:

Blood donors itt being
:ironicat:

Big vampire population in your town, huh?

Vlaphor
Dec 18, 2005

Lipstick Apathy
I just posted a funny video of a robotic ice cream dispenser malfunctioning and that somehow lead to two pages of discussion about consuming human breast milk...

I love this place.

GolfHole
Feb 26, 2004

i want robot milk

pro starcraft loser
Jan 23, 2006

Stand back, this could get messy.

GolfHole posted:

i want robot milk

Beep Boop
Robot Soup

redshirt
Aug 11, 2007

Hyperlynx posted:

Big vampire population in your town, huh?

Sunnydale High Class of 1985

Snowglobe of Doom
Mar 30, 2012

sucks to be right
Beagle has to contend with its nemesis, SPIDER-MAN FOIL BALLOON

https://i.imgur.com/9G4jGGv.mp4

Elias_Maluco
Aug 23, 2007
I need to sleep

GolfHole posted:

i want robot milk

I miss Raised by Wolves too

TACD
Oct 27, 2000

Sirotan posted:

I would have never thought these tweets I saw the other day could relate to something in this thread, and yet

https://twitter.com/buttpraxis/status/1700207487809437938
https://twitter.com/buttpraxis/status/1700212672002670738
sorry since when can men induce lactation

ilmucche
Mar 16, 2016

What did you say the strategy was?
For a long time, but I think there's some real specific circumstances that it takes to make it happen

Malachite_Dragon
Mar 31, 2010

Weaving Merry Christmas magic

TACD posted:

sorry since when can men induce lactation
Estrogen doesn't give a gently caress. Take enough of it for long enough and you'll grow boobs; whether you'll start lactating, I'm less clear on.

Bixington
Feb 27, 2011

made me feel all nippley inside my tittychest
I've got it on good authority that the kids that played in my high school football team occasionally lactated, assumedly from the roid usage lol. Couple brothers went pro too.

Grey Cat
Jun 3, 2023

:catdrugs:


TACD posted:

sorry since when can men induce lactation

Well males do have nipples. And this is definitely not a first time.
Some with more or less breast development.
Some people can induce lactation through enough stimulation over a given time without pregnancy.
Others need medication.

How this particular man accomplished it isn't stated, but there's lots of ways for it to be true.

Large Testicles
Jun 1, 2020

[ASK] ME ABOUT MY LOVE FOR 1'S

Bixington posted:

I've got it on good authority that the kids that played in my high school football team occasionally lactated, assumedly from the roid usage lol. Couple brothers went pro too.

I refuse to believe there’s an actual pro lacrosse league that anyone other than friends and families attend

snergle
Aug 3, 2013

A kind little mouse!
not all teenage boys but some definatly lactate even w/o roids. im sure if you stick a breast pump on your moobs for a year you'll eventually start to

ilmucche
Mar 16, 2016

What did you say the strategy was?

Large Testicles posted:

I refuse to believe there’s an actual pro lacrosse league that anyone other than friends and families attend

NLL is fun. I've been to a few games and they're a good time

TACD
Oct 27, 2000

Malachite_Dragon posted:

Estrogen doesn't give a gently caress. Take enough of it for long enough and you'll grow boobs; whether you'll start lactating, I'm less clear on.

Grey Cat posted:

Some people can induce lactation through enough stimulation over a given time without pregnancy.
so this guy either started taking estrogen or engaged in a strenuous nipple play regimen to win this bet and I hate both versions

Grey Cat
Jun 3, 2023

:catdrugs:


TACD posted:

so this guy either started taking estrogen or engaged in a strenuous nipple play regimen to win this bet and I hate both versions

What matters is the milk friends he made along the way.

redshirt
Aug 11, 2007

Wait, guys lactate, for real??

Mister Speaker
May 8, 2007

WE WILL CONTROL
ALL THAT YOU SEE
AND HEAR

ilmucche posted:

NLL is fun. I've been to a few games and they're a good time

Yeah I've had the fortune to attend a Toronto Rock game and it was really cool. It must be an incredibly strenuous workout; there's no coasting like in ice hockey these dudes are just running their asses off all the time. I don't know how our national sport :canada: got this reputation as like, a sport for snooty effete university guys in boating shoes, because these players are tough as nails. They beat the poo poo out of each other with those sticks.

And the league is 100% a labour of love. These guys don't have multi-million dollar contracts like hockey players, AFAIK most of them have day jobs. And they're (hopefully) not all disgusting rapemutants like every single player in the NHL.

Baron von Eevl
Jan 24, 2005

WHITE NOISE
GENERATOR

🔊😴

Large Testicles posted:

I refuse to believe there’s an actual pro lacrosse league that anyone other than friends and families attend

You know, lacrosse isn't just what you call any sport when the players are lactating.

boar guy
Jan 25, 2007

lol 'coasting' in ice hockey

there's a reason the average shift is 47 seconds, my man

Inceltown
Aug 6, 2019

boar guy posted:

lol 'coasting' in ice hockey

there's a reason the average shift is 47 seconds, my man

They're too lazy to go a full minute? Kids these days are SOFT.

Mister Speaker
May 8, 2007

WE WILL CONTROL
ALL THAT YOU SEE
AND HEAR

boar guy posted:

lol 'coasting' in ice hockey

there's a reason the average shift is 47 seconds, my man

I'm not saying the rapemutants aren't also going balls-out nearly all the time, but the fact is you can generate and use momentum like that in ice hockey and you can't in lacrosse; skating might require stronger legs but I'd rather do that than just be running around with hockey pads on my upper body. Their shifts are also short as gently caress (and there's a shot clock, which is super weird!).

Splicer
Oct 16, 2006

from hell's heart I cast at thee
🧙🐀🧹🌙🪄🐸

Mister Speaker posted:

I don't know how our national sport :canada: got this reputation as like, a sport for snooty effete university guys in boating shoes
It's called "lacrosse".

boar guy
Jan 25, 2007

i dunno as a kid i swam, played tennis, baseball, soccer, football, hockey and wrestled competitvely; hockey was by far the most strenuous with wrestling being a close second

i guess ymmv

RandomBlue
Dec 30, 2012

hay guys!


Biscuit Hider

redshirt posted:

Wait, guys lactate, for real??

one weird trick to save money on milk

women hate it

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GotLag
Jul 17, 2005

食べちゃダメだよ

redshirt posted:

Wait, guys lactate, for real??

They can but it's rare.
https://www.scientificamerican.com/article/strange-but-true-males-can-lactate/
I remember this making the news at the time:

quote:

More recently, Agence France-Presse reported a short piece in 2002 on a 38-year-old man in Sri Lanka who nursed his two daughters through their infancy after his wife died during the birth of her second child.

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