Schadenfreude Reboot: ANIMAL CONTROL STOLE MY ASS

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Takes No Damage: Nov 20, 2004; The most merciful thing in the world, I think, is the inability of the human mind to correlate all its contents. We live on a placid island of ignorance in the midst of black seas of infinity, and it was not meant that we should voyage far.; Grimey Drawer

Schad on me looking forward to reading about a crazy derail that brought about closing the old thread and it was just routine DB maintenance :negative:

Big Scary Owl posted:

I would also like this

code:

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This one doesn't stop autoplay, I would add that bit if someone has the code from another script.

Takes No Damage fucked around with this message at 04:14 on Jul 26, 2022

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# ¿ Apr 28, 2024 19:10

Takes No Damage: Nov 20, 2004; The most merciful thing in the world, I think, is the inability of the human mind to correlate all its contents. We live on a placid island of ignorance in the midst of black seas of infinity, and it was not meant that we should voyage far.; Grimey Drawer

Inceltown posted:

Greasemonkey is compromised but yes. It's for the *monkey alternatives to it. There isn't any way to do inject scripting into the apps afaik.

Last I checked ViolentMonkey was the new hotness, but yeah that and similar scripts are for the *Monkey browser extensions.

# ¿ Jul 26, 2022 07:46

Takes No Damage: Nov 20, 2004; The most merciful thing in the world, I think, is the inability of the human mind to correlate all its contents. We live on a placid island of ignorance in the midst of black seas of infinity, and it was not meant that we should voyage far.; Grimey Drawer

Hyperlynx posted:

She didn't lay a finger on him. He broke his own ankle, if it's broken.

Are you familiar with the legal precedent of Calamitous Intent?

# ¿ Jul 27, 2022 07:17

Takes No Damage: Nov 20, 2004; The most merciful thing in the world, I think, is the inability of the human mind to correlate all its contents. We live on a placid island of ignorance in the midst of black seas of infinity, and it was not meant that we should voyage far.; Grimey Drawer

Shishkahuben posted:

https://twitter.com/Universe__Lover/status/1551815734593871873

fans denied a performance
the world denied kid rock getting killed in a horrific stage collapse
the futility of hope on both sides

schad all around

I've seen a few pictures and videos of Minot from old Ulillillia threads as that's his hometown. It's also about right for where Kid Rock should still be getting concerts :lol:

PhazonLink posted:

drat he should kill his son and his grandkids and get the billions , oh and make sure theres no bs will that gives it to something dumb/nothim. then use the billions to try to put his mind and soul into a younger body.

Now that Peter Falk is dead there's no one who could stop him :siren:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NnDe2u5M7e8

# ¿ Jul 28, 2022 08:00

Takes No Damage: Nov 20, 2004; The most merciful thing in the world, I think, is the inability of the human mind to correlate all its contents. We live on a placid island of ignorance in the midst of black seas of infinity, and it was not meant that we should voyage far.; Grimey Drawer

Large Testicles posted:

Moron Label

Melon Labia :colbert:

# ¿ Jul 29, 2022 10:10

Takes No Damage: Nov 20, 2004; The most merciful thing in the world, I think, is the inability of the human mind to correlate all its contents. We live on a placid island of ignorance in the midst of black seas of infinity, and it was not meant that we should voyage far.; Grimey Drawer

3D Megadoodoo posted:

Don't feel bad, Plutarkhos is EXTREMELY boring.

Also it doesn't even make sense as a slogan. Even in-narrative Leonidas was thumbing his nose at the Persians like 'lol come and get it bitches' and they did come and they did get it and they killed everybody. It's like choosing the What Are You Going To Do, Stab Me? guy as your mascot :psyduck:

# ¿ Jul 29, 2022 11:10

Takes No Damage: Nov 20, 2004; The most merciful thing in the world, I think, is the inability of the human mind to correlate all its contents. We live on a placid island of ignorance in the midst of black seas of infinity, and it was not meant that we should voyage far.; Grimey Drawer

https://i.imgur.com/DW9TGbv.mp4

vvv
We're all out of questions

Takes No Damage fucked around with this message at 07:14 on Jul 30, 2022

# ¿ Jul 30, 2022 07:02

Takes No Damage: Nov 20, 2004; The most merciful thing in the world, I think, is the inability of the human mind to correlate all its contents. We live on a placid island of ignorance in the midst of black seas of infinity, and it was not meant that we should voyage far.; Grimey Drawer

mobby_6kl posted:

https://i.imgur.com/yDFh3Bw.mp4

# ¿ Jul 31, 2022 05:01

Takes No Damage: Nov 20, 2004; The most merciful thing in the world, I think, is the inability of the human mind to correlate all its contents. We live on a placid island of ignorance in the midst of black seas of infinity, and it was not meant that we should voyage far.; Grimey Drawer

Brawnfire posted:

"This is the worst part"

Shouldn't even have started at all...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pAmFTmCs3IY

Scarodactyl posted:

Quick, identify this food

Scarodactyl posted:

Dude's been here since 2005. A few days ago he accidently revealed that he doesn't know what a flour is. Seventeen years of posting out the window, now he's powdered sugar guy. That's his legacy. In a few decades if you look up Graynull it's just going to be an image of a stalk of wheat, subtitle "what the gently caress is this, some kind of sugar cane?"
Guess that's just the way the cookie crumbles.

https://twitter.com/slowbeef/status/1513625624212086788

Takes No Damage fucked around with this message at 05:15 on Jul 31, 2022

# ¿ Jul 31, 2022 05:10

Takes No Damage: Nov 20, 2004; The most merciful thing in the world, I think, is the inability of the human mind to correlate all its contents. We live on a placid island of ignorance in the midst of black seas of infinity, and it was not meant that we should voyage far.; Grimey Drawer

DontMockMySmock posted:

I'm sure there are other Getting Over It viral videos out there, but this is the one that is most well known

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uj3Zhz_wBcQ

Related (and superior IMO, as far as streamer reaction vids go at least) :
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w4sWZzYysvs

Also
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aYQlDdvZIG0

# ¿ Jul 31, 2022 07:36

Takes No Damage: Nov 20, 2004; The most merciful thing in the world, I think, is the inability of the human mind to correlate all its contents. We live on a placid island of ignorance in the midst of black seas of infinity, and it was not meant that we should voyage far.; Grimey Drawer

Fumble posted:

I hope the building superviser gave him an adequate rear end beating.

I like to imagine building security saw him on the the elevator cam and manually locked the doors so they could go collect him at their leisure :getin:

Submarine Sandpaper posted:

This is edited.

Woah lookout everyone we got a digital forensics badass over here! Can you tell by examining some of the pixels and having seen quite a few video edits in your time?

# ¿ Aug 1, 2022 05:40

Takes No Damage: Nov 20, 2004; The most merciful thing in the world, I think, is the inability of the human mind to correlate all its contents. We live on a placid island of ignorance in the midst of black seas of infinity, and it was not meant that we should voyage far.; Grimey Drawer

davidspackage posted:

fffff look at the part she lands on

That's a good way to mes̶̫̤͛̇͑̊͠͝s̷̨̠̣̞̙̘͎̻͔͑ ̴̪̬̉̆͜ͅu̵͓̘̖̇͒͒̃̇͝p̷̮͎͆̂̈͌͑̀̓ ̸̹̪͓̻̯̻̟̥̽̽͛̋͑̓̂̈́̅y̸̪̜͉̯̞͈͖̠͗͝o̷̻͛̓̎͑ų̶̮͕̠̥̱̾͒́̽̉̍͝r̴̨͖̳̤̞̮̬͕̍͗̐͒̉̽̚ ̸̡̜͚̟̣̍͋͒͌̊̀͂͑͘b̵̛͚̟͎͜ͅa̸̭͇̘̮̰̬̼͒̐̑̇͛͘ͅc̵̨̛͇̥̬͎͋̎̂̊͌͝͝k̶̞͕͓̫͔̼͈̩̜̤̃̓̽̔̐̽̂̃͝ :unsmigghh:

# ¿ Aug 1, 2022 08:04

Takes No Damage: Nov 20, 2004; The most merciful thing in the world, I think, is the inability of the human mind to correlate all its contents. We live on a placid island of ignorance in the midst of black seas of infinity, and it was not meant that we should voyage far.; Grimey Drawer

By popular demand posted:

I need to see him keeping on ranting as they put the handcuffs on and drag him away.

This but about conspiracy theories instead of Chinese food:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BRaa1js92Hk

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The Wiggly Wizard posted:

Folks, I�ve got the documents

# ¿ Aug 4, 2022 08:51

Takes No Damage: Nov 20, 2004; The most merciful thing in the world, I think, is the inability of the human mind to correlate all its contents. We live on a placid island of ignorance in the midst of black seas of infinity, and it was not meant that we should voyage far.; Grimey Drawer

^^^
He probably didn't run very far, was just freaking out about being introduced to electricity :science:

Phuzun posted:

Bet he didn't expect to poo poo his pants that day.

Probably didn't count on making GBS threads in my pants either :stonk:

Every single time I enter or leave an elevator I try to skip past the doorway because someday that is going to be the moment the cable snaps.

# ¿ Aug 5, 2022 04:12

Takes No Damage: Nov 20, 2004; The most merciful thing in the world, I think, is the inability of the human mind to correlate all its contents. We live on a placid island of ignorance in the midst of black seas of infinity, and it was not meant that we should voyage far.; Grimey Drawer

I keep expecting these to get played out, but

Snowglobe of Doom posted:

The laying on of the hands

Your Gay Uncle posted:

Thats a hell of a right cross

Platystemon posted:

For it is written, the Son of Man did not come to be served, but to serve.

SiKboy posted:

Caught him right in the temple.

Pennywise the Frown posted:

He turned the other cheek.

And jesus punched that one too.

davidspackage posted:

And Jesus said "eat this, for it is my flesh"

Elias_Maluco posted:

Ask and you shall receive

darkwasthenight posted:

Getting dragged out to sea, but in a sexy way.

but it's looping in reverse.

Takes No Damage fucked around with this message at 07:21 on Aug 6, 2022

# ¿ Aug 6, 2022 07:12

Takes No Damage: Nov 20, 2004; The most merciful thing in the world, I think, is the inability of the human mind to correlate all its contents. We live on a placid island of ignorance in the midst of black seas of infinity, and it was not meant that we should voyage far.; Grimey Drawer

Nenonen posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yV727_YGAkQ

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Also quote/avatar combo on point:

Takes No Damage fucked around with this message at 10:19 on Aug 6, 2022

# ¿ Aug 6, 2022 10:15

Takes No Damage: Nov 20, 2004; The most merciful thing in the world, I think, is the inability of the human mind to correlate all its contents. We live on a placid island of ignorance in the midst of black seas of infinity, and it was not meant that we should voyage far.; Grimey Drawer

ekuNNN posted:

https://va.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_rg7ptnmEe21zegdlp.mp4

Frozen pizza was like 33% of my diet when I was a teenager, how are young men so bad at making it :doh:

Zesty posted:

Post on your main.

But horny is prohibited there :ohdear:

Your Gay Uncle posted:

Entitled cows think they can just moove in rent free?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=erMXDN-qEo8

Snowglobe of Doom posted:

https://i.imgur.com/t7jGVzQ.mp4

loving Weird Al-level pro to keep playing after that :bravo:

# ¿ Aug 7, 2022 07:01

Takes No Damage: Nov 20, 2004; The most merciful thing in the world, I think, is the inability of the human mind to correlate all its contents. We live on a placid island of ignorance in the midst of black seas of infinity, and it was not meant that we should voyage far.; Grimey Drawer

gschmidl posted:

Crossquoting this wonderful schad.

laxbro posted:

https://www.washingtonpost.com/music/2022/08/05/mofi-records-analog-digital-scandal/

I wonder how they�re spinning this now.

Like a record, obviously :rolleyes:

e:
Also we have a whole thread just about making fun of them:
https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3166333

The General posted:

Red shorts behind him is a loving pro :stare:

Takes No Damage fucked around with this message at 09:17 on Aug 8, 2022

# ¿ Aug 8, 2022 08:59

Takes No Damage: Nov 20, 2004; The most merciful thing in the world, I think, is the inability of the human mind to correlate all its contents. We live on a placid island of ignorance in the midst of black seas of infinity, and it was not meant that we should voyage far.; Grimey Drawer

LifeSunDeath posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2WeEyncm_jQ

# ¿ Aug 11, 2022 04:07

Takes No Damage: Nov 20, 2004; The most merciful thing in the world, I think, is the inability of the human mind to correlate all its contents. We live on a placid island of ignorance in the midst of black seas of infinity, and it was not meant that we should voyage far.; Grimey Drawer

Bluemillion posted:

I think the only reason I give one tenth of one gently caress about Weezer is that lovely happy days video that was on a windows 95 disc.

One of my earliest memories of being "good with computers" was manually browsing the files on that CD and finding a full 480p version of that video, noticeably higher quality than the pixelated mess that played through the CD menu interface.

# ¿ Aug 11, 2022 07:50

Takes No Damage: Nov 20, 2004; The most merciful thing in the world, I think, is the inability of the human mind to correlate all its contents. We live on a placid island of ignorance in the midst of black seas of infinity, and it was not meant that we should voyage far.; Grimey Drawer

ZeusCannon posted:

Nick Cage in The Rock voice : "Surstromming is one of those foods we wish we could uninvent"

I'm sure I'm just uncultured American swine, but when you have to follow a White Paper of instructions to remove or mask the taste of a thing, maybe just don't eat the thing in the first place? Is it just cultural inertia keeping this stuff in production, like Candy Corn in the states?

vvv
:yeah:

Takes No Damage fucked around with this message at 03:32 on Aug 13, 2022

# ¿ Aug 13, 2022 03:24

Takes No Damage: Nov 20, 2004; The most merciful thing in the world, I think, is the inability of the human mind to correlate all its contents. We live on a placid island of ignorance in the midst of black seas of infinity, and it was not meant that we should voyage far.; Grimey Drawer

Martman posted:

Actually that study was made up, never happened

Not a chance.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GM-e46xdcUo

Incoming Chinchilla posted:

These videos always freak me out because i think they're gonna get a candle to the eyeball.

I'm more worried about the wooden rods they stick into them to help hold them up :gonk:

# ¿ Aug 13, 2022 03:32

Takes No Damage: Nov 20, 2004; The most merciful thing in the world, I think, is the inability of the human mind to correlate all its contents. We live on a placid island of ignorance in the midst of black seas of infinity, and it was not meant that we should voyage far.; Grimey Drawer

Malachite_Dragon posted:

Candy corn isn't produced, it pours forth in an endless torrent from a tear between dimensions beneath a false Jelly Belly production plant built over it as a facade from prying eyes. If we did not force ourselves to consume it, it would drown the world in lovely wax-candy.

Those who drowned in wax-candy were the lucky ones...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iBJjekBL1as

# ¿ Aug 13, 2022 04:16

Takes No Damage: Nov 20, 2004; The most merciful thing in the world, I think, is the inability of the human mind to correlate all its contents. We live on a placid island of ignorance in the midst of black seas of infinity, and it was not meant that we should voyage far.; Grimey Drawer

The Fear posted:

mods pls

# ¿ Aug 13, 2022 04:57

Takes No Damage: Nov 20, 2004; The most merciful thing in the world, I think, is the inability of the human mind to correlate all its contents. We live on a placid island of ignorance in the midst of black seas of infinity, and it was not meant that we should voyage far.; Grimey Drawer

Snowglobe of Doom posted:

There's also the BB8 cake incident which was pretty

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3GjwOWJApcA

This is the video I was looking for, but didn't remember the kind of cake it was and all the results I found were even more graphic :gibs:

# ¿ Aug 13, 2022 05:42

Takes No Damage: Nov 20, 2004; The most merciful thing in the world, I think, is the inability of the human mind to correlate all its contents. We live on a placid island of ignorance in the midst of black seas of infinity, and it was not meant that we should voyage far.; Grimey Drawer

Rebel Blob posted:

Never let an accident on set endanger a good take:

https://i.imgur.com/3fnk2Ur.mp4

Man this guy gets his rear end beat in his movies. One of the Fellowship of the Rings extras is him by that stream where Sam and Frodo split off at the end. He steps on a giant piece of glass and puts a huge hole in the bottom of his foot :gonk:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oxLeffJzTRg

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Mister Speaker posted:

I don't have much sympathy for the guy using an AR to rob a liquor store, but maybe NWS that video as you can pretty clearly see his arm is... not quite 'blown off' but definitely in some state of disrepair after being shot by a shotgun.

Soul Dentist posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jZebk48fQFg

(https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jqe6tBKmFJA)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fX4e81L-J7s

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fAkvM0Tzd3I

pro starcraft loser posted:

Wait, was that a knife, holy poo poo.

Come back! come _{ba_{ck_...}}

Takes No Damage fucked around with this message at 06:38 on Aug 14, 2022

# ¿ Aug 14, 2022 06:21

Takes No Damage: Nov 20, 2004; The most merciful thing in the world, I think, is the inability of the human mind to correlate all its contents. We live on a placid island of ignorance in the midst of black seas of infinity, and it was not meant that we should voyage far.; Grimey Drawer

Snowglobe of Doom posted:

Yeah it's all a bit

"Why are you guys wearing masks??? Can you please leave? Okay, time for the stabbings. "

He even offered to let them take the cash tips as long as they left him the coins. He needed the coins.

old bean factory posted:

I thought vaping was supposed to chill you out, that was very much un-chill.

If you watched the video you would see that the clerk is exceedingly chill at all times, including going all Halloween on a mother fucker 🔪

# ¿ Aug 14, 2022 10:17

Takes No Damage: Nov 20, 2004; The most merciful thing in the world, I think, is the inability of the human mind to correlate all its contents. We live on a placid island of ignorance in the midst of black seas of infinity, and it was not meant that we should voyage far.; Grimey Drawer

PurpleXVI posted:

Holy poo poo, yeah, that clerk was about to let them get away with the money until one of them vaulted the counter and looked like he was going to try something potentially violent. But yeah, he just... wow, I joke about retail workers having a lot of pent up aggression, once he started stabbing he just didn't stop, and then he just started casually lugging the stabbed guy towards the entrance like he was hauling out the trash.

Definitely something unbalanced about the clerk, with how calm he is through the whole thing (maybe you just get used to seeing poo poo in Vegas?), to his first instinct being to make a Reddit AMA where fully half of the posts are people telling him to STFU delete everything and call a lawyer.

MisterOblivious posted:

https://www.unddit.com/r/robbersgettingfucked/comments/wh5tq4/las_vegas_smoke_shop_robbing_owner_ama/

# ¿ Aug 14, 2022 10:31

Takes No Damage: Nov 20, 2004; The most merciful thing in the world, I think, is the inability of the human mind to correlate all its contents. We live on a placid island of ignorance in the midst of black seas of infinity, and it was not meant that we should voyage far.; Grimey Drawer

Platystemon posted:

https://twitter.com/georgiaisaverb/status/1558540267141169152

https://twitter.com/kwiens/status/1558688970799648769

Is the skin where it touched the ground yellow?

No? It�s white? Leave it on the vine.

If it's yellow it's mellow.
If it's white it's not alright.

Admiral Joeslop posted:

https://i.imgur.com/jBUlERc.mp4

This is pretty cute, but also more brutal than the vape shop stabbing :negative:

Knormal posted:

Noclop

It's nice that you've avoid MLP stuff for so long, but I'm afraid I have some bad news for you...

# ¿ Aug 15, 2022 06:43

Takes No Damage: Nov 20, 2004; The most merciful thing in the world, I think, is the inability of the human mind to correlate all its contents. We live on a placid island of ignorance in the midst of black seas of infinity, and it was not meant that we should voyage far.; Grimey Drawer

Knormal posted:

You're saying you're pro-clop?

ohshit, we should all activate noclop! What have I done :negative:

Splicer posted:

AKA Brony November

Brovember

Outrail posted:

How stupid does a person have to be to think that was a good design for a urinal? Wtf god-damned engineers.

I mean, putting it on a slope so everything flows down to some kind of drain is a pretty good idea in theory...

From my local subreddit, re: images with chaotic auras:

# ¿ Aug 15, 2022 22:55

Takes No Damage: Nov 20, 2004; The most merciful thing in the world, I think, is the inability of the human mind to correlate all its contents. We live on a placid island of ignorance in the midst of black seas of infinity, and it was not meant that we should voyage far.; Grimey Drawer

SpacePig posted:

I almost admire their dedication to loving up about as badly as you can without dying. Like, it looks like there was an impact barrier that has been completely flattened, and they still managed to get on top of the concrete. Genuinely fascinating.

That's why you gotta jack your truck up bro, you gotta get that good impact barrier clearance bro.

Large Testicles posted:

not really schad, it's fake and she was loving with trump supporters the whole time so it's more wholesome and funny than sad and funny

It's schad on the dumb GOPs that donated to her :homebrew:

# ¿ Aug 16, 2022 08:49

Takes No Damage: Nov 20, 2004; The most merciful thing in the world, I think, is the inability of the human mind to correlate all its contents. We live on a placid island of ignorance in the midst of black seas of infinity, and it was not meant that we should voyage far.; Grimey Drawer

Literally A Person posted:

Always be stealing from your employer. It's the only way to lower your exploitation quotient. Anything not bolted down. Pencils, computers, shoes, food. Anything. Don't be a loving idiot. Even if your employer treats you well you better be stealing poo poo.

If you're not stealing from your boss, you're stealing from your family :patriot:

null_pointer posted:

Uhhh, how inappropriate are we talking, here?

Looking for deets to the forbidden meat secrets, smdh.

Mozi posted:

what would 6:31 PM be in that system?

The trick is to round everything to 15 minute increments, so if that's when I punched out I would record 6:45 :getin:

Nenonen posted:

Did you also have ten day weeks and ten hour days?

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/French_Republican_calendar#Decimal_time

You can't prove there aren't 10 days in a week :colbert:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eECjjLNAOd4

# ¿ Aug 17, 2022 02:43

Takes No Damage: Nov 20, 2004; The most merciful thing in the world, I think, is the inability of the human mind to correlate all its contents. We live on a placid island of ignorance in the midst of black seas of infinity, and it was not meant that we should voyage far.; Grimey Drawer

Cable Guy posted:

"Creepy paper...."

I could have sworn this was an illiteracy joke in Sunny, but

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yZr-MpqHzpw&t=21s

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Snowglobe of Doom posted:

Also sticking your fingers up someone's rear end without permission would be assault so no poo poo they'd react violently regardless of their gender

Apparently it's a thing in east Asia

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=19WaItt73EM&t=34s

Takes No Damage fucked around with this message at 08:03 on Aug 17, 2022

# ¿ Aug 17, 2022 08:00

Takes No Damage: Nov 20, 2004; The most merciful thing in the world, I think, is the inability of the human mind to correlate all its contents. We live on a placid island of ignorance in the midst of black seas of infinity, and it was not meant that we should voyage far.; Grimey Drawer

Pennywise the Frown posted:

edit: ^^^

lol he's in a cast and they can't stop laughing at him.

Never noticed before but his monogrammed scarf thing implies that his legal first name is Mister.

Elfface posted:

A tribute to a classic
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=63rcdLeXiU8

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YyqEjatCSe0

Snowglobe of Doom posted:

Not recommended for arachnophobes

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6LA2YUFaVrA

Heh, no problem, I ain't afraid of no spid's :smuggo:

https://i.imgur.com/J1eLSms.mp4

Again? Nooooooooooooooooooooooooope.

# ¿ Aug 19, 2022 04:32

Takes No Damage: Nov 20, 2004; The most merciful thing in the world, I think, is the inability of the human mind to correlate all its contents. We live on a placid island of ignorance in the midst of black seas of infinity, and it was not meant that we should voyage far.; Grimey Drawer

CRUSTY MINGE posted:

If mistakes aren't made, lessons cannot be learned.

I hope it was worth losing his nose.

A Lesson is Learned but the Damage is Irreversible

SiKboy posted:

I cant find a single newspaper report on that incident to definitively state no-one died.

Schad on me cuz I was all ready to post that one Slobberbone song just by looking at the thumbnail, then I got wrecked worse than the guy in the video :negative:

# ¿ Aug 20, 2022 07:01

Takes No Damage: Nov 20, 2004; The most merciful thing in the world, I think, is the inability of the human mind to correlate all its contents. We live on a placid island of ignorance in the midst of black seas of infinity, and it was not meant that we should voyage far.; Grimey Drawer

Sywert of Thieves posted:

What's going on here, is he farting a lot or does she really really hate his voice

He asked his monkey's paw for a smoking hot girlfriend, so it gave him one with the most sensitive gag reflex in the world :owned:

chitoryu12 posted:

He'll stop when she finally pukes on him.

It's cute that you're assuming that isn't his goal/fetish :allears:

hazardousmouse posted:

but he committed this vile act on his own teammates? fuckin lol why

If you think baseball games are boring to watch, try playing all 160whatever of them a year.

Dirt Road Junglist posted:

Whoever thought clear plastic was a good option for barf bags needs to be sent to the reeducation camps.

OK that's actually evil :barf:

I was donating blood one time and a lady was having some issues after her session. While sitting in the recovery area she completely passed out and slumped down to the floor, so they laid her down in one of the reclining chairs again. But her pressure dipped again and one of the side effects of that is nausea. They gave her a somewhat opaque plastic bag but she was in front of a window so I got a perfect xray silhouette view of stuff going into the bag. That one almost got me.

Takes No Damage fucked around with this message at 23:30 on Aug 20, 2022

# ¿ Aug 20, 2022 23:16

Takes No Damage: Nov 20, 2004; The most merciful thing in the world, I think, is the inability of the human mind to correlate all its contents. We live on a placid island of ignorance in the midst of black seas of infinity, and it was not meant that we should voyage far.; Grimey Drawer

Hyperlynx posted:

NTA, but the subreddit mods are for removing the post!

https://www.reddit.com/r/AmItheAsshole/comments/wteuuu/comment/il3nr32/

SA has resisted most of the trends of social media, liking posts, flair etc, and I firmly believe we're better for it. Having said that, I feel like an rear end in a top hat Enthusiast user tag would get a lot of mileage, especially in this thread:

ninjaedit: Also props to Pomegranate up there for both a correct and incorrect your/you're in the same post :cool:

# ¿ Aug 21, 2022 00:48

Takes No Damage: Nov 20, 2004; The most merciful thing in the world, I think, is the inability of the human mind to correlate all its contents. We live on a placid island of ignorance in the midst of black seas of infinity, and it was not meant that we should voyage far.; Grimey Drawer

PhazonLink posted:

So red text and avatars??

SuddenCactus posted:

so an rear end in a top hat enthusiast gangtag then?

I'll happily admit I don't know very much about how Reddit works, but I thought little tags like that next to users were either temporary, or things that only showed up in certain subreddits. I guess I'm imagining being able to set a custom avatar or gangtag that would only display in certain subs or even per-thread. But that would also probably get complicated real fast and given the forums' history of implementing custom code probably best to just fugedaboutit.

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That is SA Lore on-brand enough that I would want one too :kiddo:

Takes No Damage fucked around with this message at 06:16 on Aug 21, 2022

# ¿ Aug 21, 2022 03:51

Takes No Damage: Nov 20, 2004; The most merciful thing in the world, I think, is the inability of the human mind to correlate all its contents. We live on a placid island of ignorance in the midst of black seas of infinity, and it was not meant that we should voyage far.; Grimey Drawer

Serephina posted:

Gross. Schaden's coming from within this thread again, ughh

Pretty girls with long hair fetish? OK, I can at least understand that. But watching someone smell something? That's what's breaking my brain here.

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SiKboy posted:

There has to be an easier way to catch geese.

Easier? Maybe, but if 2 decades of internet videos are any guide the only safe way to approach one is completely by surprise. Those arrogant fuckers never think to look up :goose:

Kennel posted:

https://i.imgur.com/Cutk5bx.mp4

Thought he was going to slip in the mud; schad turns out to be that he didn't :nice:

ekuNNN posted:

Takes No Damage fucked around with this message at 03:31 on Aug 22, 2022

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Takes No Damage: Nov 20, 2004; The most merciful thing in the world, I think, is the inability of the human mind to correlate all its contents. We live on a placid island of ignorance in the midst of black seas of infinity, and it was not meant that we should voyage far.; Grimey Drawer

Railing Kill posted:

Although a teenage me learned a valuable lesson that day to put in the pile of "experts are not necessarily smart, or good" examples.

Lots of people who specialize in very complex vocations do so at the expense of everything else. Lawyers and surgeons, outside of their particular brand of lawyerin' or surgerin', are some of the dumbest motherfuckers on the planet.

# ¿ Aug 22, 2022 04:21

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