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Hihohe
Oct 4, 2008

Fuck you and the sun you live under



:yeshaha:

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BrideOfUglycat
Oct 30, 2000

Mr. Fall Down Terror posted:


once the child is capable of walking and interacting with objects you've reached a whole new level of parenting young children. just wait for the first time they start dashing about randomly in a parking lot!

I can always tell someone who has never dealt with one or more young children by how they feel about toddler leashes. Until you are a parent who has taken a toddler to a festival when they are in their "I CAN DO IT ALL MYSELF" stage, you look at toddler leashes as cruel. Once you've had that experience, your view changes.

`Nemesis
Dec 30, 2000

railroad graffiti

it's fun but golf holes are regularly moved to balance wear on the green, this was only a minor inconvenience for the grounds crew

Fishstick
Jul 9, 2005

Does not require preheating


Lol the replies on that tweet are literally "'but they used water to mix the cement, checkmate activists"

dee eight
Dec 18, 2002

The Spirit
of Maynard

:catdrugs:

BrideOfUglycat posted:

I can always tell someone who has never dealt with one or more young children by how they feel about toddler leashes. Until you are a parent who has taken a toddler to a festival when they are in their "I CAN DO IT ALL MYSELF" stage, you look at toddler leashes as cruel. Once you've had that experience, your view changes.

this dad swears by oshkosk b'gosh brand bib overalls for toddlers. you can pick the kid up like a suitcase

Hyperlynx
Sep 13, 2015


I wanted to see the ensuing chaos, so I searched the reply tweet. It turns out the text is now a copypasta meme, so I can't find the original.

So I tried searching for the initial tweet, and of course it's a meme now too, lots of people doing the same reply to NFT-avatar-havers

GoutPatrol
Oct 17, 2009

*Stupid Babby*

BrideOfUglycat posted:

I can always tell someone who has never dealt with one or more young children by how they feel about toddler leashes. Until you are a parent who has taken a toddler to a festival when they are in their "I CAN DO IT ALL MYSELF" stage, you look at toddler leashes as cruel. Once you've had that experience, your view changes.

Apparently when I was three one day after going to dinner I decided to sprint out towards the highway next to the restaurant, only saved by my stepfather tackling me before I could get off the grass right before. I have no memory of this incident.

Bloody Hedgehog
Dec 12, 2003

💥💥🤯💥💥
Gotta nuke something

Groundskeeper drills new holes slightly to the left.

StrangersInTheNight
Dec 31, 2007
ABSOLUTE FUCKING GUDGEON

Your Gay Uncle posted:

Reminds me of an apocryphal story about some guy in a high rise showing off the shatter resistant windows. Apparently he'd do a running jump into a the window to show people that the glass wouldnt shatter. It didn't shatter, but the last time he did it he knocked the window out of the frame and plummeted to his death.

Found it! Apparently it was in front of law school students

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Death_of_Garry_Hoy

huh, never heard of this one, thanks for sharing! Digging deeper, this was apparently so shocking to the company, that only 3 years later the whole place would close down - they lost 30 lawyers during that time. I guess Garry Hoy was really holding that place together:

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Holden_Day_Wilson

It was the largest law firm failure in Canada until 2007.

Air Skwirl
May 13, 2007

Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night stays these couriers from the swift completion of their appointed shitposting.
Imagine working for a company where the guy who thinks it's funny to body slam a window on the 24th floor is the brains of the operation.

LifeSunDeath
Jan 4, 2007

still gay rights and smoke weed every day

Skwirl posted:

Imagine working for a company where the guy who thinks it's funny to body slam a window on the 24th floor is the brains of the operation.

cocaine and finance are inseparable institutions

Ornamental Dingbat
Feb 26, 2007

Bloody Hedgehog posted:

Groundskeeper drills new holes slightly to the left.

Is this better?

https://twitter.com/SLCSocialist/status/1558448766901833728?s=20&t=WkadNh0WyBcjzsqvdNF05g

ilmucche
Mar 16, 2016


Slightly suspicious that the boat was named the insurance fraud

Martman
Nov 20, 2006

A yacht burning down has gotta be particularly frustrating. It's like, the water is right there!!!

Phuzun
Jul 4, 2007

https://i.imgur.com/MJLZhfn.mp4
Liquor man is living. No idea about ol one arm.

Mister Speaker
May 8, 2007

WE WILL CONTROL
ALL THAT YOU SEE
AND HEAR
I don't have much sympathy for the guy using an AR to rob a liquor store, but maybe NWS that video as you can pretty clearly see his arm is... not quite 'blown off' but definitely in some state of disrepair after being shot by a shotgun.

Shartweek
Feb 15, 2003

D O E S N O T E X I S T

Mister Speaker posted:

I don't have much sympathy for the guy using an AR to rob a liquor store, but maybe NWS that video as you can pretty clearly see his arm is... not quite 'blown off' but definitely in some state of disrepair after being shot by a shotgun.

Meh it was just a little bent. Tacticool robber got what he deserved.

PhazonLink
Jul 17, 2010
lol at Reno-9-1-1 I WAS MURDERED.

blood lust posting, hope the Tacticool dumb rear end has the shallowest of graze hits, but he and his pals do everything to make it worst.

Pennywise the Frown
May 10, 2010

Upset Trowel

PhazonLink posted:

lol at Reno-9-1-1 I WAS MURDERED.

PhazonLink
Jul 17, 2010
this thread and the osha thread have the law of shoe life, and tbf, one shoe off is like undead.

they shouldnt get that close and should kill that roller skating zed.

Phuzun
Jul 4, 2007

The suspect is in stable condition and extra schadenfreude is the other 3 in the suv were caught sitting in the parking lot.

pro starcraft loser
Jan 23, 2006

Stand back, this could get messy.

Mister Speaker posted:

I don't have much sympathy for the guy using an AR to rob a liquor store, but maybe NWS that video as you can pretty clearly see his arm is... not quite 'blown off' but definitely in some state of disrepair after being shot by a shotgun.

Edit: fine, nevermind.

But its California, so he'll be back on the street as soon as he's arrested.

Phuzun posted:

The suspect is in stable condition and extra schadenfreude is the other 3 in the suv were caught sitting in the parking lot.
drat.

pro starcraft loser fucked around with this message at 02:31 on Aug 14, 2022

Air Skwirl
May 13, 2007

Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night stays these couriers from the swift completion of their appointed shitposting.

pro starcraft loser posted:

Good. I hope he died.

But its California, so he'll be back on the street as soon as he's arrested.

drat.

What the gently caress are you on about?

Admiral Joeslop
Jul 8, 2010




Skwirl posted:

What the gently caress are you on about?

they're a bigot, op

pro starcraft loser
Jan 23, 2006

Stand back, this could get messy.

Admiral Joeslop posted:

they're a bigot, op

Nah, some states are releasing people when they shouldn't be as they lock up drug users.

Sounds like he's locked up though, so good news.

SpacePig
Apr 4, 2007

Hold that pose.
I've gotta get something.

pro starcraft loser posted:

Nah, some states are releasing people when they shouldn't be...

pro starcraft loser posted:

Good. I hope he died.

???

pro starcraft loser
Jan 23, 2006

Stand back, this could get messy.


When people walk into places pointing assault rifles at innocent people, I usually hope they get got. Case in point, the guy attacking the FBI with a nail gun and an AR.

I edited my pervious post, that sounded a bit extreme, sorry.

cohsae
Jun 19, 2015

Imagine hearing that someone attacked the FBI with a nailgun and cheering for the FBI. Wild.

PhazonLink
Jul 17, 2010
Nailgun is a chud and bad though.

Also it was THE CORNFIELD that really got him.

Mr. Crow
May 22, 2008

Snap City mayor for life
Anybody attacking law enforcement is a hero, change my mind (u cannot)

pro starcraft loser
Jan 23, 2006

Stand back, this could get messy.

Mr. Crow posted:

Anybody attacking law enforcement is a hero, change my mind (u cannot)

Ashli Babbit

Babbot? Babbet?

Edit: FML this isn't the Trump thread. Sorry people

Mr. Crow
May 22, 2008

Snap City mayor for life

pro starcraft loser posted:

Ashli Babbit

Babbot? Babbet?

She wasn't attacking so much as ineffectually being shot in the face


Also good segue make sure yall get your boosters!

Your Gay Uncle
Feb 16, 2012

by Fluffdaddy

Phuzun posted:

https://i.imgur.com/MJLZhfn.mp4
Liquor man is living. No idea about ol one arm.

Lol more like one armed robbery

Mister Speaker
May 8, 2007

WE WILL CONTROL
ALL THAT YOU SEE
AND HEAR

:jerkbag:

ok big guy

Darth Brooks
Jan 15, 2005

I do not wear this mask to protect me. I wear it to protect you from me.


She's got a nice voice. The cat not so much but maybe other cats like it.

Soul Dentist
Mar 17, 2009

Skwirl posted:

Imagine working for a company where the guy who thinks it's funny to body slam a window on the 24th floor is the brains of the operation.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jZebk48fQFg


(https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jqe6tBKmFJA)


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fX4e81L-J7s

Admiral Joeslop
Jul 8, 2010




pro starcraft loser posted:

Nah, some states are releasing people when they shouldn't be as they lock up drug users.

Sounds like he's locked up though, so good news.

nah brah it's your lovely bigotry

pro starcraft loser posted:

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pro starcraft loser posted:

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Air Skwirl
May 13, 2007

Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night stays these couriers from the swift completion of their appointed shitposting.
1) What does drug use have to do with someone who committed attempted armed robbery?
2) California isn't letting people out of jail early, who the gently caress would they use to deal with forest fires?

pro starcraft loser
Jan 23, 2006

Stand back, this could get messy.

E: nevermind

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Malachite_Dragon
Mar 31, 2010

Weaving Merry Christmas magic
gently caress 'im and every other AR-toting dumbass.

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