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haljordan
Oct 22, 2004

the corpse of god is love.






Droogie posted:

Why ruin a bright young white kid's future over something so trivial as running over 6 cyclists while trying to own them?

Granted I'm 39 years old but I don't recall the day in my driver's ed class where they told us "Yeah so reckless driving is bad but if you're trying to own the libs and you run some of them over, it's totally cool"

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Quote-Unquote
Oct 22, 2002



I really hope Alex Jones ends up penniless and alone.

Murdstone
Jun 14, 2005

I'm feeling Jimmy


funeral home DJ posted:

“As you can see, many Patriots believe in this petition, such as Mr. Hugh J’Bahllz, Mrs. I. P. Freely, Ms. Anne Frank. We even have the honorable Rev. Dr. Weedlord Bonerhitler!”
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oiOXZxNV6Z4

Droogie
Mar 21, 2007

But what I do
I do
because I like to do.




haljordan posted:

Granted I'm 39 years old but I don't recall the day in my driver's ed class where they told us "Yeah so reckless driving is bad but if you're trying to own the libs and you run some of them over, it's totally cool"

That's your mistake right there.

Were this to go court I could see the defense saying "your honor, to my defendant's credit, they were cyclists, not actual people."

LifeSunDeath
Jan 4, 2007

still gay rights and smoke weed every day

100percent chance his dad is a cop.

haljordan
Oct 22, 2004

the corpse of god is love.






Droogie posted:

That's your mistake right there.

Were this to go court I could see the defense saying "your honor, to my defendant's credit, they were cyclists, not actual people."

Oddly enough I do recall how they drilled into our heads the penalties for 16 year old drivers were wayyyyy harsher than those for adults

wuffles
Apr 10, 2004

injuring 6, 3 of which had to be taken to the hospital with serious injuries

just a lil whoopsie doodle

Murdstone
Jun 14, 2005

I'm feeling Jimmy


LifeSunDeath posted:

100percent chance his dad is a cop.
Might just be wealthy.

Cowcaster
Aug 7, 2002



cops probably thought it was the funniest poo poo that had happened that day

Frank Frank
Jun 13, 2001

Mirrored

Droogie posted:

Why ruin a bright young white kid's future over something so trivial as running over 6 cyclists while trying to own them?

Now now, he probably was stricken with affluenza and couldn't help being a murderous prick.

old beast lunatic
Nov 3, 2004

by Hand Knit

Murdstone posted:

Might just be wealthy.

I'm gonna go with local highschool football player

Steadiman
Jan 31, 2006

Hey...what kind of party is this? there's no booze and only one hooker!

silly sevens

Lol So even if he gets every man, woman, and child to sign an online petition…then what? What exactly does he think the Supreme Court does? What case is he actually gonna be presenting?

InsertPotPun
Apr 16, 2018

Pissy Bitch stan
we should do some sort of thing where people pick if they want trump or someone else and then count it up and see who has the most. i don't know what to call this though.

Frank Frank
Jun 13, 2001

Mirrored

InsertPotPun posted:

we should do some sort of thing where people pick if they want trump or someone else and then count it up and see who has the most. i don't know what to call this though.

Depends on whether Trump wins or not. If he doesn't you call it FRAUD

SocketWrench
Jul 8, 2012

by Fritz the Horse

Rod Hoofhearted posted:

Imagining Trump running again in 2024. He gives a speech at a rally. The crowd is roaring. The place is packed. He turns around and the rear end of his pants are soaking wet with obviously brown liquid.

The media’s asking, “Did Trump poop his pants?” Campaign aids on background say, “No! Of course he didn’t poop his pants! He accidentally sat on a plate of fudge right before the rally!”

Reports leak - “Trump is furious that the best aids could come up with was “sitting on a plate of fudge.” Trump reportedly yelled, “they’re making me look like an idiot!””

All while his crowd cheers him on for his 5D chess match and how he poo poo himself on purpose to own the libs. Soon after his followers start making GBS threads their pants in public to own the libs too.

SocketWrench
Jul 8, 2012

by Fritz the Horse

Her parents hated her

haljordan
Oct 22, 2004

the corpse of god is love.






Lewandowski only got booted because he said he controlled Trump, let's be real

SocketWrench
Jul 8, 2012

by Fritz the Horse

Loomer is trans, right?

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its_my_birthday
Sep 18, 2020
lol how chuds still don't get that wearing masks is to protect people around you. they always use the argument "but but you can still get it if you wear a mask! so masks are usless!" like yeah you can still get covid if you wear a mask, but if everyone wears a mask and protects people around them, there's much less risk of spreading the virus.

the concept of doing one tiny thing to potentially help other people around them is so alien to them that they still can't understand 18 months later.

SocketWrench
Jul 8, 2012

by Fritz the Horse

Lol, if he gets that many I want an audit on them because there is no realistic way he's going to squeeze that out of the US

haljordan
Oct 22, 2004

the corpse of god is love.






https://twitter.com/jdawsey1/status/1443608279985401861

yeah they were absolutely loving

Brain Curry
Feb 15, 2007

People think that I'm lazy
People think that I'm this fool because
I give a fuck about the government
I didn't graduate from high school



haljordan posted:

The DNC burned ONE HUNDRED MILLION DOLLARS on Beto's (unsuccessful) campaign to unseat him and their takeaway from that was "drat, he should run for governor!"

I think their takeaway was drat we can grift another 100 million dollars!

AARD VARKMAN
May 17, 1993

SocketWrench posted:

Lol, if he gets that many I want an audit on them because there is no realistic way he's going to squeeze that out of the US

What makes you say that? I think it's pretty reasonable.

Devils Affricate
Jan 22, 2010

SocketWrench posted:

Loomer is trans, right?

She was originally born human, so yes

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SocketWrench
Jul 8, 2012

by Fritz the Horse

Boys will be boys. He just wanted to poo poo on some people and stopped a few people from existing, that's all. What does he learn from this? "I'm a do it again if I want to"

Jestery
Aug 2, 2016


Not a Dickman, just a shape

SocketWrench posted:

Loomer is trans, right?

This , don't do this.

Frank Frank
Jun 13, 2001

Mirrored
Lining up in droves to see the MAGA rapper show.

Jestery
Aug 2, 2016


Not a Dickman, just a shape

Frank Frank posted:

Lining up in droves to see the MAGA rapper show.

They are just so one-note

Frank Frank
Jun 13, 2001

Mirrored

Jestery posted:

They are just so one-note

What are you talking about? There many varied acts such as:
-Hug the Machine
-Wu Tang Financial Investment Advising
-N(imby)WA - Feat. doughy Missouri gun couple pink shirt rear end in a top hat
-Public Enemy of the Red State
-Vanilla Ice
-Ronny James Dio
-The Artist Formerly known as Raffi

EVIL Gibson
Mar 23, 2001

Internet of Things is just someone else's computer that people can't help attaching cameras and door locks to!
:vapes:
Switchblade Switcharoo

Blooster posted:

The Epik Fail Twitter account has risen from the ashes!

https://twitter.com/epikfailleaks/status/1443203068862996493?s=19

Also they were retweeted by Alex Winter aka Bill from Bill and Ted which owns for so many reasons.

https://twitter.com/Winter/status/1443593177781334023?s=19

Okay, what the hell..



CSAM section posted:

Child Abuse Sexual Material (CSAM)
last update: 9/29/21
On Jan 10 and Jan 16, an existing customer who owned 33 domains with Epik purchased two domains that seem to be obviously aligned with CSAM. These two sites are now expired, but we can verify that Rob Monster allowed their purchases and allowed the customer to purchase 128 more, unrelated, domains up through June 2020.

The domains expired a year later, Jan 2019, but were parked by Epik and listed FOR SALE until March 2019. A cursory look at the data revealed there are MANY domains like this in the dataset. One customer in China owns over 6000 domains with Epik and over 100 of them seem to be related to CSAM.

Frank Frank
Jun 13, 2001

Mirrored
But what about comet ping pong???

The Last Call
Sep 9, 2011

Rehabilitating sinner
https://twitter.com/MeidasTouch/status/1443583639787241476

pro starcraft loser
Jan 23, 2006

Stand back, this could get messy.

Frank Frank posted:

What are you talking about? There many varied acts such as:
-Hug the Machine
-Wu Tang Financial Investment Advising
-N(imby)WA - Feat. doughy Missouri gun couple pink shirt rear end in a top hat
-Public Enemy of the Red State
-Vanilla Ice
-Ronny James Dio
-The Artist Formerly known as Raffi

His palms are sweaty, knees weak, gut like a teddy
There's poo poo on his trousers already, Big Macs a' ready
He's nervous, JK he's too dumb to be steady
To drop truths, but he's way too retarded
To figure out the poo poo storm he has started

When his cult just grows so loud
and they all shout 'loving kill me now!'
To the ER nurse they hated til Tuesday
'Yeah she's brown but I don't think that she's gay'

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Quote-Unquote
Oct 22, 2002



EVIL Gibson posted:

Okay, what the hell..

Huh, people who want Dernald Jombald Termp (the guy with dozens of allegations of child sex abuse and owned a 'modelling agency' that allegedly regularly trafficked children to an island owned by his best friend - a convicted paedophile) to be president are themselves paedophiles?

Frank Frank
Jun 13, 2001

Mirrored
Shocking right? It’s always the ones you least suspect.

Quote-Unquote
Oct 22, 2002



pro starcraft loser posted:

His palms are sweaty, knees weak, gut like a teddy
There's poo poo on his trousers already, Big Macs a' ready
He's nervous, JK he's too dumb to be steady
To drop truths, but he's way too retarded
To figure out the poo poo storm he has started

When his cult just grows so loud
and they all shout 'loving kill me now!'
To the ER nurse they hated til Tuesday
'Yeah she's brown but I don't think that she's gay'

My name is Donald Trump and I'm here to say
*pauses*
*shuffles awkwardly*
*whispers to secret service not realising that the mic is still on* I just shat myself please drive me away

The Last Call
Sep 9, 2011

Rehabilitating sinner
https://twitter.com/RightWingCope/status/1443535741590585347

Oh noes!

Frank Frank
Jun 13, 2001

Mirrored
So it was Disney and not China that made the totally not harmful virus. I’m going to shoot that stupid mouse in the toe!*

(Please do not shoot Mickey Mouse)

BrigadierSensible
Feb 16, 2012

I've got a pocket full of cheese🧀, and a garden full of trees🌴.

Xenocides posted:

https://twitter.com/kherman/status/1443241497273454596

Way to go Texas. Keep trying to top the abortion bounty hunting law.

The Bible? A book that was written in a language other than English by a bunch of Jewish foreigners that tells people to love their fellow man?

Doesn't sound very Texas to me.

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The Last Call
Sep 9, 2011

Rehabilitating sinner
https://twitter.com/BadVaccineTakes/status/1443621200576536578

I heard it crawls out of peoples mouths and goes down another persons throat.

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