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Pushed too hard and boiled a bubbly turd water right between my hairy cheeks. Thought it was a soothing fart until it began crusting. E: for clarity I'm the one in the first photo of the OP
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The worst ones are the bubble gut diarrhea farts when you go commando in jeans and then you feel hot brown squirting down the back of your calves, pissing out your rear end
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Aug 8, 2022 02:07
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Trickles down like a poo poo millipede
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Aug 8, 2022 02:08
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Haha loser
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Aug 8, 2022 02:16
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Funky See Funky Do posted:I haven't poo poo my pants since I was 2 or less. It's really very easy not to do it. I've never even come close. I have no idea why everyone else seems to have such a problem with it here. You can't even afford pants.
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Aug 8, 2022 10:13
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I use my flatulence as a model for atmospheric methane extraction as well
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Aug 8, 2022 11:48
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Colonel Cancer posted:Shifting in your pants is some amateur move, pros poo poo out of their pants. Funnel it down the leg, or use the fly creatively this is why i had to stop wearing white socks
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Aug 8, 2022 13:01
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Colonel Cancer posted:Sandals my dude I only wear black socks with sandals anyway
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Aug 8, 2022 13:32
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Panic! At The Tesco posted:pro tip, if you don't wear pants then you can't accidentally poo poo them Who said anything about accidents
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Aug 8, 2022 14:16
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Groke posted:I recall someone theorycrafting about self-defense tactics, and figuring that being able to poo poo yourself at will might be valuable. Because who would want to fight someone who just shat himself? i tried this and nobody even noticed
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Aug 8, 2022 14:57
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Lil Swamp Booger Baby posted:Prob when I was like 5 I dunno Youre never not making GBS threads ur pants loser
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Aug 8, 2022 22:22
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Quantum of Phallus posted:Big Beef lovely It's probably an upgrade that he just comes in and yells at the clouds instead of attempting meaningful participation anymore lol Dude just comes into threads and scowls
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Aug 9, 2022 03:56
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Pig Queef Clitty
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Aug 9, 2022 03:58
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https://youtu.be/_rRLIfH75s4
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Based on my farts, let me tell you about the next time I will poo poo my pants
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