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teen phone cutie
Jun 18, 2012

last year i rewrote something awful from scratch because i hate myself

Genesplicer posted:

Seriously, go outside and touch some grass. Go lay out under the stars and just look at space for a while (Leave the cellphone off, so your eyes will adjust to the dark. The stars can be amazing.)

Breathe deep and enjoy the quiet darkness.

mods want us to touch grass so here's me posting online that i did it

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teen phone cutie
Jun 18, 2012

last year i rewrote something awful from scratch because i hate myself
alternatively post pics of the general outside.

some other things you might find yourself touching:

sand on the beach
a park bench you're sitting on
a dirty subway railing that will probably make you sick if you touch your face after

teen phone cutie
Jun 18, 2012

last year i rewrote something awful from scratch because i hate myself
i also went to the beach yesterday and some seagulls took my sandwich while i walked along the shore.

here's a video i got of a pigeon eating the scraps of my stolen cheesesteak

https://imgur.io/a/MaENV4R.mp4

e: how do you embed this poo poo

teen phone cutie fucked around with this message at 15:05 on Aug 8, 2022

teen phone cutie
Jun 18, 2012

last year i rewrote something awful from scratch because i hate myself

Panic! At The Tesco posted:

do you think fit athletic outside people make fun of each other by going, "lmao, you're always playing basketball Jim, you should go touch computer"

this is probably what all the "nice guys" say unironically

Seth Pecksniff posted:

OP I am proud of you for touching grass :3:

thanks OP i like to be a team player

teen phone cutie
Jun 18, 2012

last year i rewrote something awful from scratch because i hate myself

Nooner posted:

the lil patch of grass in my yard is all dead because its been like 110 degrees for the last month and a half and also we are in a drought and have to limit water usage. I wish the mods would tell me to go touch drought resistant landscape instead :sigh:

dude same but my landlord has people taking good care of the lawn.

although i would take poo poo grass if it meant my rent wasn't costing an arm and a leg

teen phone cutie
Jun 18, 2012

last year i rewrote something awful from scratch because i hate myself

Bula Vinaka posted:

"suss" is another one i'm getting sick of, it sounds like a combination of "sass" and "puss"

https://youtu.be/wCdRxZ4RoNw

teen phone cutie
Jun 18, 2012

last year i rewrote something awful from scratch because i hate myself

LuckyCat posted:

It’s been like 110 degrees for 2 months there is no more grass, OP. Just yellow burnt straw everywhere.

are you and nooner roommates?

teen phone cutie
Jun 18, 2012

last year i rewrote something awful from scratch because i hate myself

Das Boo posted:

I had to rescue my dumbass kitten from a tree twice the other day. That counts for touching nature.

https://twitter.com/samBkays/status/1556648099606515712?t=KAQpvFjWLWm2bqEgGPnabA&s=19

dang OP i thought this stuff only happened in the cartoons

good job being outside tho!

teen phone cutie
Jun 18, 2012

last year i rewrote something awful from scratch because i hate myself

Mooey Cow posted:

OP, considering your rear end is grass, can i touch your rear end?

no keep your hands on your own lawn

its all nice on rice posted:

There's grass here. Does that count?


you got the first step down OP

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teen phone cutie
Jun 18, 2012

last year i rewrote something awful from scratch because i hate myself
not enough grass pics ITT.

take a walk while the sun is still out goons. i'm currently on a layover in chicago and it's loving gloomy here

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